Tag Archives: Religious Nuttery

Cindy Jacobs: I Fed 3000 With Three Loaves Of Bread & Had Bread Left Over

OK, now she’s just fucking with us, RIGHT?

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God Has Personally Told Cindy Jacobs That There Will Be A Christian Third Party

Curiously, God had nothing to say about that awful dress.

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God Wants You To Vote Republican

Because one day you’ll be standing before Jeebus and have to account for your actions when he asks, “Why did you vote for a leader who’s attempting to redefine my institution of marriage?” And if your answer is “because that leader was good on jobs and the economy,” you are TOTALLY getting your ass sent to hell. Apparently Jeebus doesn’t ...

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Quote Of The Day – Michele Bachmann

“We all need to consider that in God’s timing that he may have allowed us, as members of Congress, to be in the position that we’re in just for this specific issue right now. Everything that all of us have worked together and labored for over the years, all of it could be undermined with this one bill. President Obama ...

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Operators Are Standing By

From their site: “Kathy Herrick of Macon anointed herself with the oil and God delivered her from 18 years of deep alcoholism!” Kathy may no longer get her drank on thanks to the Blood Of Jesus oil, but the site offers this disclaimer: “It is regular olive oil which represents the Holy Spirit and a special coloring to make it ...

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This Week In Religious Nuttery

– Saudi Arabia’s Islamic Sharia court has ruled that satellite television operators that beam “immodest” programming during Ramadan are subject to to the death penalty. Sheikh Saleh al-Lohaidan: “What does the owner of these networks think, when he provides seduction, obscenity and vulgarity? Those calling for corrupt beliefs, certainly it’s permissible to kill them.” – Some Hassidic Jews in Brooklyn’s ...

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