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Liberty Counsel’s Day Of Purity 2014

According to the Liberty Counsel, leftists are forcing Christians to fuck before marriage. There are those in today’s culture that are trying to silence those who believe that sex should be saved until marriage between a husband and a wife. They say they want tolerance and diversity, but what they really want is to silence anyone who believes in traditional ...

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Purity Ball Tickets: $69

For a mere $69 each, fathers and their virginal teen daughters can cavort at a grand Purity Ball which will culminate in a celebration of intact hymens. Dads, escort your daughter to an unforgettable event where hundreds of young ladies dressed in formal attire and their dashing fathers will celebrate purity! This extraordinary evening includes an elegant atmosphere, pictures, gourmet ...

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The Purity Bear Says “Don’t Fuck”

Valentine’s Day is the Liberty Counsel’s National Day Of Purity. Because if you don’t fuck outside of marriage you’ll go to heaven where nobody has the AIDS. The not-at-all creepy Purity Bear sets you straight in the clip below.

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Don’t Be Gay Today

The Liberty Counsel is asking young people to be especially not-gay for Valentine’s Day. Hundreds of high schools are participating. SRSLY.

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How To Definitely Prove You Aren’t Gay

When you are the rumored-to-be-gay Jonas brother, a very late-to-the-game, extremely badly danced Single Ladies routine should put those pesky net whispers to rest. As a bonus, you get to appear bravely gay-friendly for doing it in semi-drag. RELATED: Mother Jonas says she won’t hate her sons if they fail in their famous purity pledge.”They are men. They have desires. ...

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