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Starnes On Peter Strzok: Adulterers Cannot Be Trusted

Yesterday afternoon loony GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert tore into FBI agent Peter Strzok about having cheated on his wife, drawing shouts of outrage from Democrats on the committee. Canned ham spokesmodel Todd Starnes endorsed Gohmert’s attacks, declaring that somebody who commits adultery is essentially untrustworthy in all other aspects of their life. Twitter users reacted exactly as you would expect ...

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New Todd Starnes Book: How Christians Can Stop Left Wing Bullies And Their Lynch Mob Of “Pajama Boys”

Canned ham spokesmodel Todd Starnes has a new book: When Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi was accosted by far-left agitators inside a movie theater, she refused to back down. And when a gaggle of Pajama Boy protesters ambushed Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao she stood toe-to-toe and fought back. That is the message in my new book – “The Deplorables’ Guide ...

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Starnes: Treasonous Democrats Would Rather Side With “Illegal Alien Invaders” Than Fellow Americans [VIDEO]

“President Trump is not gassing children! President Trump is not loading up train cars with illegal alien children and sending them to the death camps! Lady Liberty is in tears because the Democrats and mainstream media would rather side with illegal alien invaders than stand alongside their fellow Americans. That’s treasonous and that’s traitorous in my book.” – Canned ham ...

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Starnes: ABC Canceled Roseanne Because They Hate Her Audience Of Flag-Waving, Gun-Toting Trump Fans

Canned ham spokesmodel Todd Starnes is so predictable: I contend ABC privately despised the program and they were just looking for a reason to cancel. Think about it — their highest rated program attracted a huge audience of gun-toting, flag-waving, blue collar Trump supporters. And I believe that embarrassed network executives. “ABC set to dial back political humor from pro-Trump ...

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Todd Starnes: The Radical Revolutionary Boy Scouts Will Soon Eliminate The Name Of God And Welcome Atheists

Just in from canned ham spokesmodel Todd Starnes: The Boy Scouts did not have to capitulate to the social justice warriors. They had the Supreme Court on their side. They had the American people on their side. But instead of standing up to the bullies — they backed down. Not too long after they changed their policies on sexual orientation, ...

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Todd Starnes On Boy Scouts Name Change: They’ve Been Overrun By Sexual And Gender Revolutionaries

Todd Starnes is predictably upset at the Boy Scouts: The Boy Scouts of America is dropping the word “boy” from its signature program. The social re-engineering of the once-beloved institution started in 2013 when a ban on gay scouts was lifted. Gay leaders were welcomed in 2015. And in 2017 they opened the door for transgender children to participate. The ...

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Todd Starnes Melts Down Over “Filthy, Vile” Press Gala Jokes: Trump Should Ban Reporters From White House

Fox News screecher Todd Starnes is ever so pissed: The White House Correspondents Dinner was supposed to be a celebration of the First Amendment but it quickly devolved into an x-rated, anti-Trump smut fest. The nation watched as preening journalists – decked out in tuxedos and sparkly gowns – guzzled copious amounts of wine and guffawed as a second-rate comedian ...

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Todd Starnes: Cory Booker Is An Anti-Christian Bigot For Asking Pompeo If He Thinks Gay Sex Is Perverted

Canned ham spokesmodel Todd Starnes writes: Mike Pompeo, President Trump’s nominee for secretary of state, faced an offensive line of questioning from Sen. Cory Booker – demanding to know if he opposed same-sex marriage and if he thought gay sex was perverse. It’s becoming increasingly difficult for people of the Christian faith to practice their religion in the public marketplace. ...

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Todd Starnes: The Media Is Using Brainwashed Parkland Survivors In Their Bloodthirsty Campaign Against Trump

According to Fox News scumbag Todd Starnes, the surviving students of the massacre in Parkland, Florida are organizing against future massacres because they’ve been brainwashed by the “government-funded indoctrination camps” that non-scumbag Americans call public schools. This afternoon Starnes also posted this on Facebook: “The Mainstream Media is using survivors of the Florida school shooting as propaganda pawns to attack ...

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Todd Starnes Blames Mass Shootings On Satan And Abortion And The “Redefinition Of Traditional Family”

Todd Starnes writes for Fox News: Another American high school has been turned into a killing field. And the nation wonders why. What has happened to our country? Well, I’m going to answer that question for you. And the answer may leave you a bit unsettled because the answer is politically incorrect. You see – I believe there is a ...

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Coke’s Super Bowl Ad Triggers Todd Starnes [VIDEO]

Todd Starnes is ever so pissed about last night’s Coke ad: Coca-Cola’s new Super Bowl commercial celebrates the diversity of the LGBTQIA community — along with a special wink-wink, nod-nod to the non-binary/transgender crowd. The commercial, which aired during the fourth quarter of Sunday’s game, includes a same-sex couple and a person who identifies with the pronoun “them.” There’s a ...

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Todd Starnes: Trump Should Order An ICE Raid To Arrest All Dreamers That Democrats Bring To SOTU

Todd Starnes writes for Fox News: House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and a number of other Democrats plan to fill the House gallery with illegal aliens when President Trump delivers his first State of the Union address on Tuesday. ABC News reports at least 24 House Democrats plan to bring illegals — the so-called “Dreamers” — to watch the Tuesday ...

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Todd Starnes: Liberals Are The True Racists Because They Hate That Blacks Are Getting Jobs Under Trump

Todd Starnes wails for Fox News: This has been a tremendous start to the Trump presidency. Things are going exceedingly well for Trump and his Administration. The Democrats and the Mainstream Media and the Never Trumpers want you to believe President Trump an illiterate, mental case — delusional, paranoid, unfit for office. What I’m about to tell you is politically ...

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Todd Starnes Rants: “Anti-American” Iowa High School Marching Band Must Be “Put Down” For Anthem Protest

Notably masculine Fox News reporter Todd Starnes writes: Ames High School has the unfortunate distinction of having one of the most un-American marching bands in the nation. More than a dozen members of the band linked arms and walked off the football field Friday night during a performance of “The Star-Spangled Banner.” An untold number of other band members refused ...

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Todd Starnes: CNN Has No Sense Of Humor

Fox News radio host Todd Starnes writes: President Trump dropped the Mother of All Tweets on CNN Sunday morning — leaving shellshocked staffers drooling uncontrollably in their designated safe spaces. The Mainstream Media suffered a mental breakdown. CNN commentator and “Faux Republican” Ana Navarro was beyond horrified — telling ABC News the “President of the United States is inciting violence ...

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Todd Starnes: We Appreciate Trump Ignoring Godless European Vegetarians Who Don’t Put Ice In Drinks

Despite what you may have seen on countless Twitter memes, Todd Starnes totally does not drink his own pee. Here’s his latest for Fox News: I’m old school. Back when I was growing up we did not have climate change or global warming. We had something called weather. Hot in the summer, cold in the winter. It’s an inconvenient truth, ...

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Todd Starnes: The White House Is A Mess

Todd Starnes has the wailing sadz for Fox News: Look, I don’t know what’s going on in the White House – but it’s a mess. And the buck stops with the president. The White House is infested with those who pledge their allegiance to liberal ideology. Those individuals need to be given the heave-ho. There’s also a significant problem with ...

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Todd Starnes Laments Runoff In Georgia House Race: Did Republicans Hit Every Branch In The Stupid Tree?

Todd Starnes writes for Fox News: Is Republican leadership stupid, incompetent or slap crazy? The answer is yes. I’d like to know who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to run eleven Republicans in Georgia’s sixth congressional district race. Instead of a decisive victory, Republican Karen Handel is now faced with a summer runoff against Democrat ...

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Todd Starnes: The “Bat-Crap Crazy Feminist” Who Accosted Sean Spicer Needs To Learn Manners

Todd Starnes writes for Fox News: White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer was in an Apple store over the weekend – just minding his business when he was set upon by a raging liberal — a fuming feminist — foaming at the mouth. Heavy.com identified Mr. Spicer’s attacker as Shree Chauhan, a former educator and a child of Indian immigrants. ...

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Todd Starnes: Louisiana Town Hall Attendees Were “Shipped In From God-Forsaken Places Like Brooklyn”

Todd Starnes writes for Fox News: A group of enraged protesters exploded in anger after a chaplain prayed in the name of Jesus at a town hall meeting in Louisiana hosted by U.S. Sen. Bill Cassidy. The verbally-abusive crowd also heckled a Vietnam War veteran who attempted to lead the group in the pledge of allegiance. It was one of ...

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