Tag Archives: PETA

After her boyfriend went vegan, he became so sexually virile that he “knocked the bottom out of her.” Hence the neck brace and bruises. Yay for vegan-fueled sexual and domestic violence! These people are deranged.

Note that Tony Perkins credits PETA.

The Washington Blade reports that the military ban on sodomy will not be repealed by an amendment attached to the National Defense Authorization Act. The Senate version of the bill included a repeal, but that item did not survive the reconciliation with the House version. Anti-gay hate groups had found themselves in an unusual alliance with PETA in opposing the …

Tony Perkins calls his endorsement of PETA an “unlikely alliance,” but the FRC’s real goal is to make sure anti-gay sodomy laws remain in place in the military. And if they have to use PETA’s dumbassery to get there, whatever.

Last week when the Senate approved the National Defense Authorization Act, included in that spending bill was an amendment overturning the military ban on sodomy. And since the ban on sodomy was in the same clause that banned fucking animals, the wingnuts are screaming that it’s now legal to fuck goats in Obama’s military. Yesterday when a reporter for the …

He kills racoons! Or something!

PETA is suing Sea World for violating the Thirteenth Amendment, which bans slavery. And Shamu? That’s his SLAVE name. The chances of the suit succeeding are slim, according to legal experts not involved in the case; any judge who hews to the original intent of the authors of the amendment is unlikely to find that they wanted to protect animals. …

PETA wants to post the above billboard image in a small Florida town where this weekend a man was nearly killed by a shark. Yeah, that’ll go over well.

According to PETA, if you purchase your dog, you are effectively killing the shelter dog you didn’t adopt. And you’ll drag that dead unadopted dog behind you forever. In spirit, one presumes they mean. I’ve never bought a pet in my life and my FIV+ cat was adopted as an adult from the East Harlem ASPCA. But I’ve never begrudged …

The company that handles advertising at JFK and LGA has rejected the new PETA campaign. PETA tells Gothamist it’s because their images are too sexy. The ad, which PETA had hoped to display near the full-body scanners that will be installed at the two airports, shows an airport security X-ray scan of a trim woman wearing a bra and panties …

“Wearing a dress made out cuts of dead cows is offensive enough to bring comment, but someone should whisper in her ear that there are more people who are upset by butchery than who are impressed by it—and that means a lot of young people will not be buying her records if she keeps this stuff up. On the other …

A four year-old Scottish terrier named Sadie won Best of Show at Westminster yesterday, moments after PETA protesters took over the center ring to scream about puppy mills. Two women walked into the center ring at Madison Square Garden and held up signs that said “Mutts Rule” and “Breeders Kill Shelter Dogs’ Chances,” the latter a slogan popularized by People …

“I would like to announce that due to pressures and threats from a certain animal rights group, I will be changing the genuine fox fur on my free program costume that I will use in the 2010 Winter Olympic Games in Vancouver, B.C., to white faux fur. I made this decision after several threats were sent to me about disrupting …

You know I can never resist a PETA story. PETA wants to take Punxsutawney Phil away from Gobbler’s Knob and give the little guy a dignified retirement at an animal sanctuary. In his place, you guessed it: A robot groundhog. Gemma Vaughan, PETA’s animals in entertainment specialist, fired off a letter to groundhog club president William Deeley this week, asking …

UK-based environmentalists Plane Stupid are objecting to plans to expand airports and add flights over Europe. This gruesome ad is how they try to make their point about jet emissions. You may not want to watch this.

NBC has turned down PETA’s request to ruin Thanksgiving. Hey, NBC: We’d like to know … if a family-friendly announcement against abusing turkeys (who live in dark, ammonia-filled sheds where workers clip their beaks, break their legs and wings, and crush their heads) doesn’t meet your standards, then what does? When we first submitted our newest commercial to NBC in …

PETA has enlisted the granddaughter of Argentine revolutionary Che Guevara for a new ad campaign. Lydia Guevara poses semi-nude in a PETA campaign that tells viewers to “join the vegetarian revolution,” said PETA spokesman Michael McGraw. The print campaign is expected to debut in October in magazines and posters, McGraw said. It will be launched first in Argentina, where Che …