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Stormy Daniels Describes Trump’s Junk For Penthouse

Penthouse Magazine today published an extensive interview with Stormy Daniels, much of which is as amusing we’ve come to expect. But let’s just jump to the part that is getting all the attention, shall we? “What was your impression of Trump before you met him?” I ask. “Before I met him, I thought that he was on TV and had ...

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Lawyer: Stormy Can Describe Trump’s Junk [VIDEO]

Mediaite reports: Look: When Stormy Daniels gave her 60 Minutes interview last night, there were almost certainly a lot of people tuning in hoping to hear some scandalous, juicy details about the Commander-in-Chief. Well, apparently, Stormy was ready to give those details last night. According to Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti, the adult film star can describe President Donald Trump’s nether ...

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Four-Story Penis Artwork Roils Lower Manhattan

The New York Daily News reports: It’s a four-story outdoor art installation that’s hard to ignore. Residents of the Lower East Side awoke Christmas morning to find an enormous penis painted on the side of a Broome St. apartment building — courtesy of a Swedish-born artist. “I have never heard so much laughter and seen so many happy faces behind ...

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White House Displays Photos Of Trump’s Hands

The New York Daily News reports: The White House cafeteria has chicken fingers — but they’re not on the menu. Recent White House guests were baffled by rather large and unappetizing photos of the President posted along the hallway leading to the “White House mess” that seem to emphasize the President’s famously little hands. “Maybe they wanted to make his ...

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FLORIDA: Not Guilty Verdict For Man Who Claimed His Girlfriend Choked To Death On His Large Penis

The Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel reports: Richard Henry Patterson, the Margate man who initially claimed his girlfriend choked to death during oral sex, was found not guilty today of second-degree murder. The verdict was announced just under five hours after the jury began its deliberations. Patterson, 65, faced a maximum of life in prison if convicted of the murder of Francisca ...

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Medical Examiner Testifies In Murder Trial That He’s Never Heard Of Choking To Death On A Large Penis

Fort Lauderdale’s ABC affiliate reports: An associate medical examiner testified Thursday in the murder trial of a South Florida man accused of killing his girlfriend that he’s never before seen an example of someone choking to death from oral sex. But that’s what defense attorney Ken Padowitz intends to present to the jury in the murder trial of Richard Patterson ...

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FLORIDA: Man Claims Girlfriend Accidentally Choked To Death On His Large Penis, Demands That Jury Sees It

Oh, Florida. Fort Lauderdale’s ABC affiliate reports: Attorneys argued in court Monday over whether the penis of a South Florida man accused of killing his girlfriend should be shown to the jury in his murder trial. Richard Patterson, 65, of Margate, is charged with second-degree murder in the choking death of his girlfriend, Francisca Marquinez, 60, in 2015. Jury selection ...

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Rubio: I’m Sorry For Mocking Trump’s Dick [VIDEO]

CNN reports: Marco Rubio apologized privately to Donald Trump in person backstage before a Republican debate for crude remarks he made about Trump’s appearance, the Florida senator said in an exclusive CNN interview. The former presidential candidate, who has grudgingly said he will support Trump in November, also admitted a series of mistakes that he says eventually bedeviled his campaign. ...

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BOSTON: First Penis Transplant In US Performed

USA Today reports: Surgeons in Boston have performed the first penile transplant in the United States, a procedure that soon could help severely wounded soldiers, surgeons at Massachusetts General Hospital said Monday. Thomas Manning, 64, whose penis was removed in 2012 due to penile cancer, is recovering well and showing no signs of rejecting the transplant, his surgeons said. “Today ...

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Ellen Mocks Trump’s Tiny Hands [VIDEO]

Mediaite recaps the clip: DeGeneres was surprised that anyone could be excited about the debates anymore, saying that whether the GOP was trying to appeal to younger audiences or not, “I don’t think the debates are really appropriate for anyone of any age.” DeGeneres, of course, was talking about how Trump responded to Marco Rubio‘s “small hands” jabs by twisting ...

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SNL’s Trump: I Have A Great Big Huge Dick [VIDEO]

Mediaite reviews: This week’s scattershot Saturday Night Live cold open featured round-robin “campaign coverage” of the 2016 presidential race, including shots at that Chris Christie endorsement/hostage video that now seems like ancient history, Ted Cruz‘s debate booger incident, but most of all, Donald Trump cutting right to the chase about his “manhood.” “P.S., America, I have a great big huge ...

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CNN’s Dana Bash Asks Trump About His Dick [VIDEO]

Mediaite recaps: On CNN after the debate, Dana Bash asked Donald Trump ever-so-reluctantly about his dick joke. Less than 10 minutes into the debate, Trump made a crack about his manhood to return fire at Marco Rubio for making a joke about it. “I can’t believe I’m gonna ask you this question,” Bash asked, “but do you realize you’re probably ...

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Glenn Beck Meets Anti-Circumcision Activists, Tells His Audience The Group Is Attacking Jews [AUDIO]

Radical fringe groups like Westboro Baptist and social justice groups took advantage of the Super Bowl media spotlight this weekend to stage protests across the Bay Area. Among them was a group of anti-circumcision “intactivists” called the Bloodstained Men. Glenn Beck came across the group near San Francisco’s Ferry Building and today he mocked them on his show, calling their ...

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Liberty University To Erect New Tower

The comments over at Friendly Atheist are hilarious and I’m sure you’ll do just as well. Hemant Mehta writes: I hear if you’re especially nice to it, it might grow even taller. (Yeah, yeah, it’s just a building. I’m very immature. As if you weren’t thinking the same damn thing. I suppose it could be worse.) Here’s what really made ...

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Todd Starnes: Trump Has A Big Dick

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Brooklyn Bar Celebrates The Unhung

Via Gothamist: Over 100 tiny penis lovers packed into King’s County Bar in Bushwick yesterday afternoon for the third annual Smallest Penis In Brooklyn pageant, a celebration of all things micro and proud. There were considerably more women than men in the crowd for the three hour event, with many small groups of women batched together (photographer Melanie Rieders described ...

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Headline Of The Day

Details. (Tipped by JMG reader TJ) UPDATE: Vice has posted a not work-safe clip.

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SOUTH AFRICA: Surgeons Announce World’s First Successful Penis Transplant

The Washington Post reports: In a nine-hour surgery, a South African medical team successfully transplanted the penis of a dead donor to a young man without one. Three months later, they say, the recipient, who lost his penis because of complications from a ritual circumcision, has a totally functional sexual organ. That makes him the first successful recipient of a ...

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Double-Dicked Dude Writes A Book

Last year the man who reportedly has two ten-inch fully functional penises earned global headlines after he participated in an “Ask Me Anything” thread on Reddit where he revealed having had sex with hundreds of men and women. Now he’s written a book. From the Amazon description: He was featured on the front pages of RollingStone.com, Jezebel.com and was covered ...

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Bill Donohue’s War On Christmas Penis

From the Catholic League: “Bill Donohue comments on a cross-shaped penis necklace made available for Christmas by designer Tom Ford: ‘When we learned of this item, I said to the staff that I bet this guy Tom Ford is a homosexual. I was right. He even thinks he’s married.'”

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