Tag Archives: Mike Huckabee

Mike Huckabee Wants You To Sign The Anti-Gay Manhattan Declaration

Calling it a “historic document,” Mike Huckabee is asking his viewers to sign the anti-gay Manhattan Declaration, which calls on Christians to disobey laws that protect LGBT people from discrimination. The DeMoss Group is hosting the declaration online and has the complete list of right wingers, clergy, wingnuts, and hate group leaders that have signed.

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Quote Of The Day – Mike Huckabee

“It’s time to get a jackhammer and to simply chip off that part of New York City and let it float into the East River, never to be seen again! It’s time to say enough of the American taxpayer’s dollar being spent on something that may have been a noble idea, but has become a disgrace! It has become the ...

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Huckabee Wins Values Voters Straw Poll

Former Arkansas governor and current douchenozzle Mike Huckabee won the 2012 presidential straw poll at Focus On The Family’s Values Voters/Klan Rally last week. Of the 1,824 conservative activists who registered for the event, 597 voted in the poll. Huckabee garnered 28 percent of the count (170 votes). There was a virtual four-way tie for second place: former Massachusetts Governor ...

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A Cavalcade Of Crazy

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Jon Voight: Obama Thinks He’s God

Angelina Jolie’s Oscar-winning daddy thinks that Barack Obama is taking away “God’s first gift to man, our free will. And no man, no matter what his title, even if he’s the president of the United States, has the consent of God to say he’s God.” Uh, what?

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Huckabee: Guns = Free Speech

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Wingnuts Losing It Over White House LGBT Rights Agenda

Matt Staver of the Liberty Counsel appeared on Mike Huckabee’s show to complain about the LGBT rights agenda posted on the White House’s site “just FIVE minutes!!” after Obama was sworn in. Staver uses all the same old tired examples (Ocean Grove pavilion, New Mexico wedding photographer) to predict the stifling of religious dissent. (Via – Good As You)

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Huckabee Hates Sodomy (And Gays!)

Mike Huckabee has clearly never had his pencil-dick sucked, because as he affirmed on his Fox News barf-fest yesterday, he is not now and has never been “pro-sodomy.” HUCKABEE: I am not, as you characterized me in one article, pro-gay, pro-sodomy. That is so not me. COULTER: Yes, there was a Supreme Court decision. You said you agreed or disagreed ...

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Jon Stewart Takes On Huckabee Over Marriage Equality

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Huckabee: Yeah, Gay People Get Beaten – But What About The Stryofoam Cross Lady?

Last month former Arkansas governor and failed presidential candidate Mike Huckabee appeared on The View to say that gays had not been beaten up enough to deserve the comparison between the gay rights movement and the black civil rights movement. At a book signing in Lansing, Michigan on Wednesday, Huckabee acknowledged to Todd Heywood of the Michigan Messenger that there ...

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Huckabee: Gays Haven’t Been Beaten Up Enough To Be Compared To Blacks

Huckabee: “People who are homosexuals should have every right in terms of their civil rights, to be employed, to do anything they want. But that’s not really the issue. I know you talked about it and I think you got into it a little bit early on. But when we’re talking about a redefinition of an institution, that’s different than ...

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Huckabee Jokes About Obama Assassination

Speaking to the NRA on Friday, veep hopeful Mike Huckabee’s speech was interrupted by a loud noise offstage, to which he responded, “That was Barack Obama, he just tripped off a chair, he’s getting ready to speak. Somebody aimed a gun at him and he dove for the floor.” Yeah, jokes about people taking shots at Obama are hilarious, at ...

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Exit Stage Far-Right: Huckabee Quits

Huckabee: “We stayed in until the race was over. We kept the faith, that for me has been the most important goal of all. I’d rather lose the election than lose the principles that got me into politics in the first place.” Tomorrow John McCain visits Bush at the White House where Dubya will show him where he keeps his ...

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Lewis Black On Mike Huckabee

(Via JMG tipper Janice in Las Vegas.)

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Huckabee On SNL

Mike Huckabee was actually rather amusing on Saturday Night Live this weekend. UPDATE: Sorry, kids. NBC has yanked the clip from YouTube.

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Less Than A Feeling

Turns out the rock band Boston isn’t very happy with the Huckabee campaign’s appropriation of their biggest hit. The chief songwriter and founder of the band Boston has more than a feeling that he’s being ripped off by Mike Huckabee. In a letter to the Republican presidential hopeful, Tom Scholz complains that Huckabee is using his 1970s smash hit song ...

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Irony Explosion

Mike Huckabee is accusing the Washington state Republican Party of stealing that state’s caucus by declaring John McCain the winner before all the votes were counted. Calling a winner brought the caucus to an end. BWAH HAH HAH. The [Huckabee] campaign will be pursuing a full investigation, including sending in lawyers to join those already on the scene in the ...

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Dobson Endorses Huckabee

After Mitt Romney pulled out of the race yesterday, the evangelical leader of Focus On The Family, James Dobson, gave his long-sought endorsement to Mike Huckabee. Dobson is the largest evangelical endorsee of Huckabee, most of whom have shied away from the candidate due to his admonitions that evangelicals should be more involved in poverty and environmental causes. “The remaining ...

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Huckabee’s Girl

“Riding on a Jesus-horse, you and me.” Is this same chick that did Obama Girl? This is the best so far of the increasingly large genre of candidate-rock. (Via – By The Bayou.)

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Savage: Stone The Adulterers First

On the Bill Maher Show, Dan Savage turned in a hilarious report on Mike Huckabee and the way Christianists selectively interpret their bible.

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