Tag Archives: masturbation

LEAKED: Jehovah’s Witness Anti-Masturbation Video

Boing Boing reports: This is such a creepy video that at first I thought it had to be a parody. But no, the cuts in this strange Jehovah Witness anti-masturbation training video are apparently real, leaked from Watchtower, the JW religious magazine. This video is edited by Lloyd Evans, an ex-Jehovah’s Witness writer and activist, from two induction videos, one ...

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Leaked 1981 Mormon Guidebook Warns Young People That Masturbation Will Probably Turn Them Gay

Newsweek reports: The Mormon church hates self-love. Masturbation should be strictly banned because it can turn young people into homosexuals and criminals, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints believes, according to a leaked guidebook issued to members. The 1981 guidebook, released this week by the transparency group MormonLeaks, provides some insights into what many young Mormons have been ...

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REPORT: OJ Simpson’s Parole Bid Could Be Scuttled Because He Was “Caught” Masturbating In His Cell

The New York Post reports: O.J. Simpson’s parole bid could be derailed — because he was caught masturbating in his cell, according to a new report Wednesday. The lewd behavior is strictly forbidden at Lovelock Correctional Center, where Simpson’s been holed up on a nine-to-33-year sentence for the armed robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers, the Daily Mail said. “OJ ...

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Anti-Porn Movement Site: NoFap

Christian news outlet LifeSite today points to the “atheist/agnostic site NoFap” as evidence that “the tide is turning against the porn industry.” NoFap, as the name implies, is also an anti-masturbation site. From their main page: NoFap® hosts challenges in which participants abstain from porn and masturbation. Seize control of your sexuality and turn it into superpowers. Recover from porn-induced ...

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SAN FRANCISCO: Archbishop Decrees That Catholic Staffers Must Not Masturbate

Via the SF Gate: The conservative Roman Catholic archbishop of San Francisco has developed a new document for Catholic high school faculty and staff clarifying that sex outside of marriage, homosexual relations, the viewing of pornography and masturbation are “gravely evil.” Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone’s document applies to faculty and staff at four Catholic high schools: Riordan and Sacred Heart in ...

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Paging You-Know-Who….

Via AdWeek: Carl’s Jr./Hardee’s isn’t a shy fast-food chain. But this time they’ve traded oiled-up models for innuendo. I won’t spoil the new spots, but let’s just say they aren’t too subtle. The approach shouldn’t be too surprising, as this is the same restaurant chain that once asked people if they preferred A holes or B holes. I am curious ...

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Cult Of Dusty Vlogger Takes On Latest Christian Anti-Masturbation Campaign

Yesterday I posted the latest Christian anti-masturbation video, which potty-mouthed Cult Of Dusty vlogger dissects below. This guy continues to SLAY me. 

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Satan Wants You To Masturbate

Fappers = wounded soldiers. Or something. (Via Christian Nightmares)

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Top Porn Search Terms By State

Gizmodo tells us: It’s everyone’s favorite time of year—the birds are chirping, the bees are buzzing, and PornHub has just released a big, ol’ sticky mess of data about the country’s porn habits. And the conclusion? The MILF is alive and well, Nevada is weirdly into adult film star Anita Queen, and anyone invested in the porn industry needn’t worry—America ...

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May The Fap Be With You

May is National Masturbation Month.

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Satan’s Plot: Gays And Masturbation

“The practice of homosexuality and self-pleasure, are age old systems, being recharged and reorganized for end-time warfare. It is being orchestrated from the diabolical realms of the supernatural and manifested on earth, with the overall intention, to silence the church forever. These actions, by satan, is an all out declaration of victory, as the church finds itself caught off guard ...

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Competition For Ladyfingers

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Porn Stars Against Santorum

Are you ready for Wank Fest 2012?

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Church Sign Of The Day

Source.

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Today In Mildly Interesting Trivia

After more than two years, Ladyfingers has finally been dethroned as the #1 search item that brings folks to JMG. At least for the last 30 days, anyway. Also: Jeff Conaway?

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The Strange Goal Of Mister PeePee

Starbucks Gossip reports that some dude with the Twitter handle Mister PeePee is working on his goal of masturbating in every Starbucks in New York City. Presumably only in the bathrooms, but who knows? And as things go these day, Mister PeePee has a podcast. Remember, gay people are the weird ones. (Via – Gothamist)

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Quote Of The Day – Pastor Mark Driscoll

“Masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms of sexual intimacy with his wife then he would not be doing so in a homosexual way. However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is ...

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Maggie Gallagher: I Still Love Ladyfingers

NOM usually deletes my comments from their blog, but Maggie Gallagher yesterday responded to my comment on their post congratulating Miss Ladyfingers USA on the birth of her baby. Gallagher may claim to have “never backed away” from Ladyfingers, but those of us who monitored their website daily at the time noted the complete scrubbing of all previous mentions of ...

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NOM To Sue Over Ladyfingers?

When Carrie “Ladyfingers” Prejean was busted for homemade porn videos in which she explored her tingly no-no parts, NOM burned rubber in distancing themselves from their former hero. However Michael Musto today reports an interesting development. Well, outside Sister Act last night, a guy approached me and said, “Hi, Michael, I’m Keith Lewis from the Miss California USA pageant.” “Oh, ...

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New Orleans Pastor Grant Storms: I Was Totally Jerking Off In My Van

The Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office said today that anti-gay New Orleans Pastor Grant Storms admitted to them that he was masturbating in his van by that playground. But Storms says he wasn’t actually watching any children, therefore the obscenity charge shouldn’t stick. Reverend Grant Storms was booked on Friday after his arrest at Lafreniere Park. Witnesses told investigators they saw ...

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