Tag Archives: Louie Gohmert

Starnes On Peter Strzok: Adulterers Cannot Be Trusted

Yesterday afternoon loony GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert tore into FBI agent Peter Strzok about having cheated on his wife, drawing shouts of outrage from Democrats on the committee. Canned ham spokesmodel Todd Starnes endorsed Gohmert’s attacks, declaring that somebody who commits adultery is essentially untrustworthy in all other aspects of their life. Twitter users reacted exactly as you would expect ...

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Louie Gohmert Demands To Know How Many Times Peter Strzok Lied To His Wife About Adultery [VIDEO]

Newsweek reports: Republican Congressman Louie Gohmert of Texas exploded on FBI agent Peter Strzok during his testimony Thursday before Congress, questioning Strzok having a smirk on this face and looking innocently into this wife’s eyes and lying about an affair he had with former FBI lawyer Lisa Page. Gohmert’s tough words were met with cries from Democrats appearing at the ...

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Rep. Louie Gohmert: Accusations Against “Decent” Jim Jordan Are The Work Of “Dirty Tricks” DNC Lawyers

Via press release from Loony Louie Gohmert: Jim Jordan is a fine and decent person who has a lifetime history of being honorable and honest, unlike his accusers whose extremely troubled backgrounds and ongoing legal and financial troubles place the veracity of their allegations into the realm of ridiculous. Unlike the Olympians who were minor children at the time they ...

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Loony Louie: Kim Will Come Back Begging [VIDEO]

“Listen, let me tell you, it won’t be off permanently because North Korea is going to find out now what he didn’t realize was that Trump was serious about. There will be a price that North Korea will pay and Donald Trump will lead us in — in getting that price for them and then it will be the North ...

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Louie Gohmert: Mueller Would Love To “Get Trump’s Scalp” Because He Wants To Be A Hero To Leftists

The Hill reports: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) said Tuesday that special counsel Robert Mueller would “love to get Trump’s scalp.” Gohmert accused Mueller of trying to become a “hero of the left” through his investigation into potential Trump campaign ties to Russia’s meddling in the 2016 election during an appearance on Fox News. “I have said since day one, since ...

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Rep. Louie Gohmert: Voters Should Recall John McCain Over His Obamacare Vote And Brain Cancer [VIDEO]

Via Mediaite: Rep. Louie Gohmert said should Sen. John McCain should be “recalled” because of his decision to vote against the latest GOP health care bill — as well as to focus on his cancer diagnosis.  An incredulous Steve Doocy interjected: “Say that again — what are you suggesting? He be recalled?” “I think it would be very helpful to ...

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Loony Louie Gohmert: Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe Should Be Investigated For “Facilitating” Nazi Terrorism

Mediaite reports: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) is pointing fingers over Charlottesville. Who is he blaming? Dem. Governor Terry McAuliffe and Charlottesville mayor Michael Signer. In a Sunday appearance on Fox & Friends, Gohmert called for a Department of Justice investigation on McAuliffe and Signer because…um…who knows, exactly? “The way forward’s not gonna be easy,” Gohmert said. “And I think the ...

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51 House Republicans Send Trump Letter Demanding Nationwide Legalization Of Anti-LGBT Discrimination

USA Today reports: Dozens of Republican lawmakers are asking President Trump to scale back Obama-era protections for gays and lesbians in order to make good on a campaign promise to protect religious liberty. In early February, Trump was reportedly considering an executive order that would reverse former president Barack Obama’s orders prohibiting discrimination against gays and lesbians in the federal ...

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Loony Louie Gohmert: Trump’s Attack On The Freedom Caucus Was Actually Written By Reince Priebus

The Hill reports: Freedom Caucus member Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) on Thursday speculated that the author behind President Trump’s tweet vowing to “fight” the conservative group was actually White House chief of staff Reince Priebus. Trump early Thursday tweeted: “The Freedom Caucus will hurt the entire Republican agenda if they don’t get on the team, & fast. We must fight ...

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Loony Louie Gohmert: If Hillary Had Won, Within Four Years I’d Be In Prison For Being A Christian [AUDIO]

House Rep. Louie Gohmert (R- Crazy Town) had some classically insane things to tell Glenn Beck today: “That night of the election, I’d already come to grips,” Gohmert said, “the U.S Commission on Civil Rights says that Christians are the biggest hate group threat in America, in essence. And you had Hillary, who wants to make it a crime to ...

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SHOW SOME COURAGE: Gabby Giffords Rips Louie Gohmert For Ducking Townhalls Because She Was Shot

Raw Story reports: Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert has avoided holding a town hall with his constituents, citing in a recent statement, that he is choosing to avoid the matter because former Arizona Rep. Gabby Giffords “was shot at a public appearance” in 2011. Former Rep. Giffords responded to Gohmert on Thursday in a statement of her own, essentially telling lawmakers ...

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Loony Louie Gohmert: I Can’t Risk Holding Public Townhalls Because Gabby Giffords Got Shot At One

“Unfortunately, at this time there are groups from the more violent strains of the leftist ideology, some even being paid, who are preying on public town halls to wreak havoc and threaten public safety. Threats are nothing new to me and I have gotten my share as a felony judge. However, the House Sergeant at Arms advised us after former ...

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Loony Louie Gohmert: Sally Yates Is An Unpatriotic Political Hack And “Hacks Have To Be Jacked” [VIDEO]

Politico reports: Former acting attorney general Sally Yates “showed herself to be a political hack,” Rep. Louie Gohmert said Tuesday morning, loyal not to President Donald Trump but to his predecessor. “A good book once said and still says you can’t serve two masters and apparently we had an acting attorney general that was still serving the Obama administration,” Gohmert ...

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Loony Louie Gohmert Preps Bill To Defund United Nations And Make It A Crime To Recognize Palestine

From the far-right Western Journalism: Between Friday’s stab-in-the-back betrayal of one of the country’s closest allies and Wednesday’s insult-to-injury speech by Secretary of State John Kerry, President Barack Obama’s foreign policies are careening to the end of his term like a runaway train. But a conservative Texas congressman wants to put on the brakes. Rep. Louie Gohmert, the veteran Republican ...

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FIRE SAFETY IS FOR CUCKS: Loony Louis Gohmert Is Pissed He Can’t Grill Ribs On His Office Balcony [VIDEO]

Loony Louis Gohmert actually took to the podium of the US House today to bitch that US Capitol fire safety rules don’t allow him to barbecue ribs on his office balcony for the quarterly party he throws for fellow reps. According to Gohmert, “all of the networks” want to do stories about his fantastic ribs, but thanks to typical government ...

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Louie Gohmert: Congress Will Fund The Wall [VIDEO]

So much for Mexico paying for it. Politico reports: Congress should have no problem finding the money to pay for Donald Trump’s proposed border wall once the president-elect is sworn in, Rep. Louie Gohmert said Friday morning. The Texas Republican said Congress has already appropriated money for similar projects in the past, only to have them thwarted by uncooperative officials ...

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Loony Tune Louie Gohmert: God Drowned Everybody In The World Because Of Same-Sex Marriage [AUDIO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas, who has previously registered his concern about the prospect of gay space colonies, connected homosexuality to Noah’s Flood on a radio program yesterday. Gohmert, who was guest hosting the “Point of View” radio show, interviewed conservative activist and “Reaganbook” founder Janet Porter about her anti-LGBT film “Light Wins,” which ...

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Ben Carson: Gay Marriage Will Bring “Mass Killings”

On Friday the American Family Association cosponsored an event called the Pensmore National Symposium on Religious Liberty. In the audience was Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar and headlining the event was Dr. Stabby, who had some typically insane things to say. The Springfield News-Leader reports: Outside the college were the letters “RLM” and a cross covered with American flags. The ...

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Louie Gohmert: It’s Unchristian To Mock Those With Special Needs But Hillary Is Mentally Impaired [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert of Texas opened his remarks at the Values Voter Summit today by facetiously apologizing for having said that Hillary Clinton’s “brain is in a blender” because it is unchristian to mock those with “special needs.” “You don’t make fun of people who are impaired, have special needs,” Gohmert said, ...

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Rep. Louie Gohmert: Immigrants Will Ruin America Because They Don’t Understand Us [AUDIO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Today on “Breitbart News Daily,” Rep. Louie Gohmert of Texas said that Democratic Party under President Obama “is not that much different from the Democratic Party fifty years ago that was out to manipulate African-Americans. They’re still manipulating them,” Gohmert said. The Republican congressman also criticized Sen. John McCain, who is facing a ...

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