Tag Archives: loony tunes

Prophet: Trump Was Secretly Inaugurated On March 4th

“God has not forgotten. There are many that are still standing on the premise of what’s happening with President Trump. As a matter of fact, I know for a fact that he has already been inaugurated. “I guess I can share that there was a general – this was on March 4th – where he was actually sworn in as …

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Fired Flute Player Doubles Down: COVID Doesn’t Exist

Earlier this week the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra fired Emily Skala, its principal flute player, for her “controversial” social media posts and for an apparently internal dispute conducted over email. Yesterday the classical music site Slipped Disc posted a response from Skala and hoo boy: SARS-CoV-2 has been proven not to exist. The CDC has no sample to offer any lab …

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Laura Loomer Must Pay $125K To Muslim Rights Group

Law & Crime reports: A federal magistrate judge in Florida ordered far-right conspiracy theorist Laura Loomer and her company Illoominate Media to pay a Muslim civil rights advocacy group nearly $125,000 in attorney’s fees and costs stemming from a lawsuit claiming the group colluded with Twitter to have her banned from the social media platform. After she was permanently suspended …

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End Times Author: COVID Is God’s Judgment On Retail, Hollywood, Sports, And Fashion For Being So Pro-LGBT

“I really sense that COVID is part of the judgment. We had a national shutdown last summer. We had every major sports league that favored the LGBT agenda, that even took on states for their bathroom bills. When you think about Hollywood was shut down. We thought fashion was shut down. Retail was shut down. All these areas that were …

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Lindell Again Pushes Back Trump’s Reinstatement Date

The Daily Beast reports: Reached for comment Monday, Lindell admitted that his August timeline—which he had already suggested was elastic—might now be further delayed. “We’ll be bringing our findings to the Supreme Court in late August or early September, some time after the cyber-symposium ends, and it proves it was an attack by China,” Lindell told The Daily Beast of …

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Sarah Palin: I’ll Run For Senate If God Wants Me To

Peter Montgomery reports at Right Wing Watch: Former Alaska governor and failed vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin told New Apostolic Reformation leader Ché Ahn last week that she would run for the U.S. Senate if God wants her to. Palin appeared with Ahn at a leadership conference cosponsored by Ahn’s Harvest International Ministry. “Prophet” Cindy Jacobs prayed over Palin and …

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Lindell Suggests Biden Will Resign On August 13th

“It gives me hope that even your Democrats – they’re seeing now firsthand what government can do and how bad socialism and communism can be. “When we get through this and the Supreme Court pulls down this election — like I’ve been telling everybody — when they do this, it’s going to be a great uniting and that gives me …

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Lindell Offers $5M Reward To Disprove His Batshittery

Raw Story reports: MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell claimed on Wednesday that he will pay $5 million to anyone who attends his cyber symposium and can prove that data in his possession did not come from the 2020 election. During an appearance on Real America’s Voice, Lindell presented strict rules for winning the $5 million bounty. He said that participants would …

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QAnon Rep: Vax Questions “Violate My HIPAA Rights”

The Hill reports: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) declined to reveal if she is vaccinated against COVID-19 when asked on Tuesday, claiming the inquiry was a violation of her health privacy rights. “Have you yourself been vaccinated and do you disagree with the Republican Whip?” a reporter asked Greene, noting House Minority Whip Steve Scalise (R-La.) said that he had …

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Lindell’s Latest Election Overturn Date: August 14th

Mediaite reports: Continuing to tout the latest 2020 election conspiracy theory, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has set a date for Donald Trump’s alleged return to office this summer. “The morning of August 13, it will be the talk of the world, going, ‘Hurry up! Let’s get this election pulled down,” he told Brannon Howse of Worldview Weekend Broadcast Network. “Let’s …

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Christian Prophet: Biden Has “Slotted Serpent’s Eyes”

“I took a picture on my phone right on television and when I pulled it up, his eyes at that moment – if you’ll look at the eyes, you’ll notice they’re serpent’s pupils, they’re slotted pupils. “Now, other times they’re not like that. But at times, it shows a slotted serpent’s eye. People say, ‘Oh, that was photoshopped.’ No, it …

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AGAIN: Lindell Moves Back Trump’s Return To “The Fall”

Right Wing Watch has the transcript: We’re bringing in all the cyber guys. They’re gonna be there. Then we’re bringing all the media. Maybe even Fox will show up! What a concept. And then we’re going to bring in all senators, governors—even the corrupt ones, Brian Kemp—and legislatures, secretary of states, and every single government official that wants to be …

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Hate Group Claims National Support For Plan To Make “Woke” Teachers Wear Body Cams In Their Classroom

Via press release from Christian Newswire: Since we released our call for body cameras in a Nevada school district, a nationwide outcry over political speech in the classroom has led us to join the fight on a national level. “The response has been overwhelming. Parents from across the nation are contacting us wanting help to make this idea a reality …

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Christian Site: Satan Wants You To Eat Doughnuts

Charisma News reports: “We have absolutely promoted sickness within our church gatherings by serving these foods that are not foods at all,” naturopathic doctor Mark Sherwood said on a recent episode of the Greenelines podcast on the Charisma Podcast Network. “They’re actually ‘frankenfood,’ next to demonic foods, and we serve them with a celebratory mindset.” Sherwood says these evil-inducing foods …

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Lindell: I’m Spending “A Lot Of Money” To Track Down The “Bots And Trolls” That Got My Lawyer Fired [VIDEO]

“I want everyone to know about cancel culture. The law firm that we hired here in Minneapolis. They were hired — you have to get a local firm — that was hired, so we hired them. Well they were attacked by bots and trolls and emails and everything, after this was filed last Thursday. “On Friday morning they fired the …

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Magneto Trends On Twitter Due To Anti-Vax Nutbag

The X-Men character Magneto is trending on Twitter this morning thanks to anti-vax crackpot Sherri Tenpenny. Yesterday I gave you a partial quote from her testimony before the Ohio legislature and now we’ve got the video. “I’m sure you’ve seen the pictures all over the internet of people who have had these shots and now they’re magnetized They can put …

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Delgaudio: Burger King Sells “Homosexual Chickens”

A longtime JMG favorite is back from the dead: Eugene Delgaudio, president of Public Advocate, said “Burger King seems to have announced that their Chicken Sandwiches are homosexual chicken sandwiches by promising to donate 250,000 dollars to the homosexual lobby. Don’t support the gay lobby, homosexual chickens or donations to the homosexual lobby and avoid burger king. This nutty fast …

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Anti-Vax Nut Testifies That Vaccine Magnetizes Humans: Keys And Forks Stick To You, You Can Interface With 5G

Cleveland’s NBC News affiliate reports: A Cleveland doctor and anti-vaccine advocate went on a rant about 5G internet and metal objects sticking to the bodies of vaccinated people while giving testimony at an Ohio House Health Committee meeting Tuesday. “I’m sure you’ve seen the pictures all over the internet of people who have had these shots and now they’re magnetized. …

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Pharmacist Gets Three Years For Wrecking Vax Doses

NBC News reports: A federal judge on Tuesday sentenced the Wisconsin pharmacist who destroyed 500 Covid-19 vaccine doses to three years in prison, according to NBC affiliate WTMJ of Milwaukee. Back in January, Steven Brandenburg agreed to plead guilty to two counts of attempting to tamper with consumer products with reckless disregard. Brandenburg intentionally removed doses of the Moderna vaccine …

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Michele Bachmann: The Capitol Riot Was A “Theatrical Event” Put On By Progressives To “Memory Hole” MAGA

“Jan. 6, we’re all told that that’s the worst day that ever happened, these were the worst riots in America. It absolutely wasn’t. It is my opinion that this was a theatrical event that the progressive left put on. “The individuals who were the instigators, who brought this about, these were agitators brought in to create this problem. I believe …

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