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Christian Prophetess Kat Kerr: All The Aborted Babies In Heaven Had A Party After Kavanaugh’s Confirmation

“God picked Kavanaugh like he picked Trump and he kept telling me, ‘I don’t care what they say, he is sitting on the Supreme Court and he is going to wipe out Roe v. Wade.’ He kept showing me, letting me see all of these millions of babies who had been aborted that are in heaven, they sang and celebrated. ...

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Christian Prophetess “Takes Authority” Over Florence, Commands Millibars To Rise In The Name Of Jesus

You knew prophetess Kat Kerr would be on this, right? Kyle Mantyla as the transcript at Right Wing Watch: “We’re going to take authority over Florence and we say you will become nothing. You will not do destruction to land or to people or to property. We command the millibars to rise, rise, rise in Florence. You rise, millibars! You ...

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Christian Prophetess: God Has A Rainbow Pet Unicorn

Hemant Mehta reports at the Friendly Atheist: Back in June, self-proclaimed Christian “Prophetess” Kat Kerr told an audience that she had met Jesus and he was six feet tall and “very handsome.” Furthermore, he lived in a mansion and loved dancing and desserts. Obviously. Somehow her claims just got more bizarre. Over the weekend, Kerr spoke at the ELEVATION: RISE ...

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Prophetess Kat Kerr Takes “Authority” Over California’s “Demonic” Wildfires In The Name Of Jesus [VIDEO]

“We take power over all of the power of the enemy controlling the fires in California. We take power over all the power of the demonic that is controlling and ruling in that situation, and we command – as commanders, like Christ commanded the host – we take authority over the situation and we command the host of heaven to ...

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Christian Prophetess: When You Die, Jesus Throws You A Dance Party With Sweet Desserts In His Mansion

“Jesus Christ doesn’t live in the throne room all the time. He actually has his own mansion. He deserves it. He had to come and live as a man and put up with all that, right? He died for us, so I think he deserves his own place. He has a magnificent mansion that’s in the biggest field of flowers ...

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Christian Prophetess: I Met Jesus And He Was Hot

“They have arms and legs. They have heads. They have bodies. I’m talking about the Trinity and Holy Spirit, who is invisible. He has a body. He’s big. He’s a really big and tall guy. He can be as big as he wants! I’ve seen him appear as like swirls of color or, like, tornadoes with the flames of fire ...

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Christian Prophetess Takes Control Over Hawaii Volcano In Jesus’ Name, Commands Lava Flow To Stop [VIDEO]

“We have authority over volcanoes. We can even tell them to stop. Christ stopped the storm. So while we’re taking power and authority over the devil controlling that volcano. People are going to be laughing about this, I totally ignore them. Just ignore them. They don’t know what they’re saying and they don’t even know what’s going on. They don’t ...

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Christian Prophetess Who Battles Hurricanes Says God Has Told Her Result Of Next Five Presidential Elections

Remember last year when Christian prophetess Kat Kerr hilariously faced down Hurricane Irma with her scepter? She’s back! Kyly Mantyla has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “Even before Trump ran,” Kerr said, “God had been telling me that, ‘I’m going to make America greater than ever, it’s about to step into its destiny, but I can’t start this until ...

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Christian Prophetess Kat Kerr Waves Scepter To Crush Hurricane Irma With “The Authority Of Jesus” [VIDEO]

Hemant Mehta reports at the Friendly Atheist: For some reason, Christian “Prophetess” Kat Kerr thinks she can stop Hurricane Irma by “taking authority over it” and using her scepter to crush the weather. Because Jesus. “I make a ruling that storm will leave this area, will leave the coast. I will not tolerate its presence anywhere on the coast of ...

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