Tag Archives: John Hagee

Today In Super-Creepy Christian Toys

Viciously anti-gay crackpot Pastor John Hagee is selling a super-creepy teddy bear that drones out bible quotes while children sleep.  And we’re the ones indoctrinating kids. With the Scripture player nestled inside of the teddy bear, your child can sleep while literally holding onto and listening to the comforting promises of our Lord and Savior. Narrated by Pastor Matthew Hagee, …

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You Are Defiling America’s Purity

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John Hagee: Prayer Ended The Civil War

Wingnut Pastor John Hagee enters David Barton territory when he claims that the Civil War ended because Abraham Lincoln called for a national day of prayer. Right Wing Watch rolls its eyes: “We’d like to point out that Lincoln issued this declaration on March 30, 1863 and Lee did not have ‘the grace to surrender’ for another two years, until …

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Atheists, Get Out Of America!

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Harry Potter And Homos! Oh Noes!

Televangelist John Hagee, who preached from the stage at Rick Perry’s Christ-A-Thon, is probably most famous for his claim that God sent Hurricane Katrina because of wicked homosexuals. He’s also called for a preemptive nuclear strike on Iran.

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A Cavalcade Of Hate Group Leaders

About half of the 18 SPLC-certified anti-gay hate groups had representation on the stage of Rick Perry’s prayer rally. Clip description from Right Wing Watch: “Rick Perry, David Barton, Tony Perkins, Penny Nance, Gov. Rick Scott, Gov. Sam Brownback, Jim Garlow, and John Hagee speak and pray at The Response.”

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Pastor John Hagee: We’re Not Winning Any Wars Because Of Pagan U.S. Soldiers

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TRAILER: Jerusalem Countdown

Lee Majors has been released from cryogenic storage for this End Times movie based on the book by Pastor John “God Sent Katrina Because Of Gays” Hagee.

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John Hagee Knows Women

You really have to laugh at Pastor John “Gays Caused Katrina” Hagee, John McCain’s former spiritual advisor. Check out what he says about “today’s American woman.” A partial transcript via Slog: God paints the portrait of the ideal woman and he takes time to mention that she is a mother. If the secular humanist of the 21st century took his …

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McCain Supporter Pastor John Hagee Repeats “Gays Caused Katrina” Charge

Will the same people that leapt on Rev. Wright denounce this asshat? On his radio show yesterday, right-wing talker Dennis Prager asked Hagee to respond to “the various charges made against him” in a fact sheet put out by the Democratic National Committee. Asked about his comments on Hurricane Katrina, Hagee said “the topic of that day was cursing and …

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Team McCain

Jesus’ General takes on John McCain’s BFF Pastor John Hagee, whom you may recall saying that New Orleans was destroyed by Katrina due to God’s displeasure with all dem homos at Southern Decadence. (Via – Pam’s House Blend.)

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