Tag Archives: Jim Bakker

Jim Bakker: During The End Times, You’ll Be Able To Trade One Of My Slop Buckets For A New Car [VIDEO]

Scamvangelist multiple felon Jim Bakker today promised that when the end times come, you’ll be able to trade his slop bucket coffee for a new car. “I believe Donald Trump was given by God to give us a respite and give us a time of prosperity. Do you think the evil Antichrist spirit is sitting back? They’re fighting tooth and ...

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Jim Bakker: God Personally Told Me He Made Trump The President To Prepare Us For The End Times [VIDEO]

“This is what He told me. He said, ‘Donald Trump is a respite in this troubled times and I sent him in grace to give you time to prepare for what’s coming on earth’. God has given us a man who is not afraid to fight. We have a president people think is crazy. They call him crazy, but he’s ...

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Jim Bakker Sells “Miracle Gel” Cure For STDs [VIDEO]

“You know the one thing we never talk about, is one of the few gels and products that cures, gets rid of all venereal diseases. This is like a miracle in a tube!” – Scamvangelist and felon Jim Bakker, promoting his Silver Solution Starter Kit, which for a mere $100 will take care of the STDs that God righteously smited ...

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Bakker: What’s Happening To Trump Is Exactly What Happened When I Was Falsely Imprisoned [VIDEO]

“What I’ve seen, what Trump is going through, is exactly what happened to me. When the parole board looked me in the eye and said, ‘Jim, we believe you’re that you’re not guilty’ – it shook all the way to Washington. They could not tolerate the fact that the board had said I wasn’t guilty. They did everything they could ...

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Taste Test: Jim Bakker’s Food Slop Buckets [VIDEO]

Hemant Mehta reports at the Friendly Atheist: Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal of Good Mythical Morning, a YouTube morning show, purchased a giant bucket of apocalyptic food from televangelist Jim Bakker. Then they ranked the contents from best (“Armageddon-er Done!”) to worst (“28 Diarrheas Later”). It only cost them $175 for the bucket, plenty of time for cooking, and whatever ...

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Jim Bakker: God Sent Two Scientists That Would Have Cured Cancer But Both Of Them Were Aborted [VIDEO]

Yesterday Jim Bakker interviewed former Roy Moore spokes-loon Janet Porter about her so-called “Heartbeat Bill” – which Porter claims would outlaw abortion “before the mother even knows she’s pregnant.” And as usual, things went directly into crazy territory. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Bakker claimed that God has sent two scientists to earth who would have found the ...

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Trump’s Most Reliable Mouthpiece Is Christian TV

Politico today published a fascinating (and frightening) deep dive into the growing influence of rabidly pro-Trump Christian television networks. An excerpt: In the past two years, largely out of view of the coastal media and the Washington establishment, a transformation has taken place. As Christian networks have become more comfortable with politics, the Trump administration has turned them into a ...

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Evangelicals Pray To Protect Trump From Witches

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: When tsunami-stopping and ant-reviving pastor Frank Amedia appeared on “The Jim Bakker Show”, he was joined by several members of his POTUS Shield organization, who collectively engaged in an extended prayer to protect President Trump from the “evil forces” of the deep state, in addition to the “witches and warlocks” who have been ...

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Scamvangelist Lori Bakker: Liberals Really Want To Lock Up All Christians In “Mental Illness Centers” [VIDEO]

After comedian Joy Behar mocked Mike Pence for claiming that God directly speaks to him, Jim Bakker’s wife Lori has decided that liberals want to throw all Christians in the loony bin. Kyle Mantyla has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “If the world is thinking that we’re all mentally ill, do you know what’s going to happen next? They ...

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Jim Bakker: The Amtrak Derailment In Washington Was God’s Warning To America About Something [VIDEO]

According to bisexual scamvangelist and food slop bucket kingpin Jim Bakker, last month’s fatal Amtrak derailment in Washington state was a warning from God about…. something! Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Noting that the train was on its maiden voyage on a new stretch of track, Bakker likened the derailment to the sinking of the Titanic, which apparently ...

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Jim Bakker: I Can’t Preach The Gospel On My Show Because Those Who Hate God Want To Kill Me [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker said on his television program today that there is so much hatred of Christianity in America that he cannot even preach the Gospel on his show because he could be killed for doing so. The people who hate God, Bakker said, “have beat back all opposition, they ...

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Jim Bakker Launches 24-Hour Home Shopping Channel

End Times scamvangelist and bisexual felon Jim Bakker has launched a 24-hour live-streaming home shopping network, where you can buy his food slop buckets, Jesus trinkets, Mike Huckabee books, and various tributes to God’s Chosen One, Donald Trump. On sale TODAY ONLY are $125 tubs of hydrolyzed collagen so that you will look your best when God rains down his ...

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Jim Bakker: Buy My Food Slop Buckets So Your Baby Doesn’t Starve If Democrats Murder Trump [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: A weeping Jim Bakker brought one of his grandchildren on to his program today to beg people to stock up on his buckets of End Times survival food so that they can avoid taking the Mark of the Beast when all hell breaks loose if Democrats manage to kill President Trump and/or regain ...

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Jim Bakker: “Merry Christmas” Was Outlawed Years Ago

While hawking his Official End Times Jesus His Damn Self ornaments on his show today, bisexual scamvangelist Jim Bakker revealed that saying “Merry Christmas” was outlawed years ago. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Bakker said that he has been searching for Christmas ornaments that feature Jesus instead of Santa because Christmas “is the birthday of Jesus Christ” and ...

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Bakker: Christians Will Riot If Trump Gets Impeached

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “Trump is not crazy,” Bakker bellowed. “They want him to be crazy because they want to impeach him. There is nothing they can impeach him over because this thing with the collusion with Russia they can’t prove, but they want to say this man is crazy. They’re trying to get doctors to say ...

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Bisexual Scamvangelist Jim Bakker: Threats To Impeach Trump Are Totally A Sign Of The Apocalypse [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker said on his television program today that the attacks on President Trump are a sign that the White Horse of the Apocalypse is galloping across America and that the wildfires and Hollywood sexual assault scandals are God’s judgment on California. “This is that white horse today, this ...

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Jim Bakker: God Will Punish You For Mocking Me

Bisexual scamvangelist Jim Bakker today declared that God will punish you for mocking him just because his prophecies about the end of the world haven’t come true. “God is speaking to his people. The only ones who probably aren’t talking to God these days are mean people in America, people who just are anti-Christ. If you don’t want to hear ...

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SUPERCUT: Jim Bakker’s Food Slop Buckets [VIDEO]

Viral YouTube comedian Vic Berger’s Super Deluxe channel has posted a scary/funny supercut of Jim Bakker and his cast of scamvangelicals pitching his infamous food slop buckets, which Bakker helpfully points out can also be used as emergency toilets and as flotation devices during floods. BONUS: This clip also features completely insane “prophetess” Cindy Jacobs. Watch below.

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Jim Bakker: My Food Buckets Will Prevent Cannibalism

Jim Bakker today declared that when the End Times come, the only thing to stop you from eating Grandma will be his food slop buckets. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “In perilous times, they do crazy things,” Bakker said, adding that he has “cried so much” over the destruction wrought on Houston by Hurricane Harvey. “I saw wonderful ...

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Jim Bakker: God Sent Hurricane Harvey To Punish America For Sending Jared Kushner To Israel [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On his program today, End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker interviewed “White House correspondent” William Koenig about the new edition of his book, “Eye to Eye: Facing the Consequences of Dividing Israel,” which asserts that all the major natural disasters and catastrophes that have struck America in recent decades have been God’s punishment ...

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