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Macho Man Ted Cruz Puts On Camouflage & Face Paint For Duck Dynasty Endorsement [VIDEO]

And yet another viciously anti-gay nutjob jumps into the Cruz camp. From the Associated Press: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz has bagged the endorsement of “Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson after going hunting with him. The bearded and camouflaged Robertson announced his endorsement of Cruz in a video released Wednesday. Robertson and Cruz are shown sitting in a duck blind, ...

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Abstinence Spox Has Second Out-Of-Wedlock Child

America’s most prominent unwed and highly-paid abstinence spokesbilly has spawned for the second time: Bristol Palin has given birth to a baby daughter, Sailor Grace, seven months after she called off her engagement to marine Dakota Meyer, who took to Twitter to at last confirm that he is in fact the father of Bristol’s second child. Announcing the happy news ...

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ALASKA: Witness To Palin Family Brawl Gets Fired For Speaking To ABC News

Via Mediaite: Entertainment Tonight producer Elizabeth Applegate tweeted that she’d spoken to Townsend this morning, who confirmed that he’d been fired specifically for talking to ABC. Weirdly enough, Political Gates reported that Thompson’s former employers, McKenna Brothers Paving, were the hosts of the party where the brawl took place. Last Saturday, many members of the Palin family attended a Wasilla ...

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ALASKA: Palin Clan In Huge Brawl

This should prove fascinating.  The details are a little sketchy, but there’s enough of them, from enough different sources, that a story emerges, a story that according to the gossip Gods, looks kind of like this: There’s some sort of unofficial birthday/Iron Dog-type/snowmachine party in Anchorage. A nice, mellow party, until the Palins show up. There’s beer, of course, and ...

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The New Redneck Anthem

Cletus and Maybelle Hillbilly of Slack Jaw, West Virginia give us their musical opinion on same-sex marriage. You just have to laugh. Note the Sarah Palin lookalike playing the teacher. Here’s their site. (Warning: autoplay nincompoopery.)

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