Tag Archives: heterosexuality

Things Straight Guys Say To Lesbians

(Tipped by JMG reader Win)

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Mother Found Guilty Of Murdering Toddler That She Believed To Be Gay

A 25 year-old Oregon woman was today found guilty of murdering her four year-old son after the jury was shown Facebook messages in which the woman expressed revulsion because she believed that her child was destined to be gay. Washington County jurors took a little more than an hour to reach a unanimous verdict. They found her guilty on all ...

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Headline Of The Day

Maybe his wife should have used a strap-on.

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It’s Heterosexual Awareness Month

Some think it’s a poe, but this guy is convinced it’s real. More amusements here.

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NEW YORK: Heterosexual Married
Man Accused Of Dog-Fucking

Frothy was right! Gay marriage has brought man-on-dog fucking right here to New York! Oh, wait… Residents and other associates of a popular building superintendent are finding it impossible to fathom that the married father could have molested a tenant’s Labrador retriever at the Rye Colony apartment complex.“It’s unbelievable,” said Kris Lumaj, who does renovation work at Rye Colony and ...

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All Heterosexual Men Are Pedophiles

Delaware pediatrician Dr. Earl Bradley has been sentenced to 14 consecutive life sentences after being charged with 471 counts of molesting over 100 girls in his practice, providing blatant proof that heterosexual men are all inherent molesters who should not be trusted around children. The “vast majority” of Bradley’s victims were under 3 years old, lead prosecutor Paula J. Ryan ...

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DELAWARE: Heterosexual Pediatrician Accused Of Molesting Over 100 Girls

There is just no end to the depravities of the heterosexual. A judge heard evidence Tuesday at the one-day bench trial of a Delaware pediatrician accused of molesting 103 of his patients, some of them 5 or younger. Judge William C. Carpenter, hearing the case against Earl Bradley, 58, advised attorneys he will issue his verdict later, court officials said. ...

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And WE’RE The Perverts?

The Supreme Court has overturned a 13-year ban on “crush videos” saying the ban violated freedom of speech. Never heard of crush videos? Me neither. It turns out some heterosexual men are thrilled by the sight of women crushing small animals to death with their stiletto heels or bare feet. And they’ll pay to see it. Chief Justice John J. ...

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All Heterosexual Men Are Pedophiles!

Delaware pediatrician Dr. Earl Bradley has been charged with 471 counts of molesting over 100 girls in his practice, providing blatant proof that heterosexual men are all inherent molesters who should not be trusted around children. Prosecutors expect to add more counts to a lengthy indictment against a Delaware pediatrician charged with serial molestation of 103 children as investigators urge ...

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Another Heterosexual Pervert Busted For Having Sex With Horses

Emboldened by the widespread granting of “straight” rights, yet another deviant heterosexual has been arrested for bestiality – the next perverted stop on the slippery slope of “tolerance” for these degenerates who will have sex with anyone or any animal, as long as it’s an act of opposite-sex “love.” An 18-year-old man was busted for having sex with horses at ...

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Required Reading

It’s too perfect to excerpt here, but please check out this Daily Kos diary entry titled, I’m Heterosexual And It’s Just Freakin’ Fantastic!

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All Heterosexuals Have Sex With Animals And Small Children!1!!!

Well, you all know how that headline would have read in Wingnutistan if this had been a GAY couple. A New Jersey judge has dismissed animal cruelty charges against a cop accused of committing a sex act with young cows, saying a grand jury had no way of knowing whether the animals were “tormented.” Moorestown police officer Robert Melia, who ...

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Gay Marriage Leads To Straight Adultery!

The deep thinkers at the Maine Marriage Alliance point to a survey about monogamy among gay male couples and come to this conclusion: Legal recognition for openly non-monogamous gay unions would effectively destroy the taboo on adultery. The result is a continual downfall of families and society. Stanley Kurtz, a research fellow at Stanford University explains: “What we need to ...

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Peter LaBarbera Hates Everybody Equally

Porno Pete LaBarbera is determined that no one in United States be allowed to enjoy sexual freedom. To that end, he’s now turned his piggy lust-filled eyes to the straight world’s cavalcade of kinkster and swing events, calling on his erect-for-Jeebus followers to deluge an Ohio hotel with complaints about a planned swinger/SM party. In his latest missive, LaBabera’s tongue ...

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Exodus 22:16: If A Man Seduces A Virgin, He Must Pay The Bride-Price

In yet another shocking example of “straight” community’s unwillingness to confront their sexual compulsions, internet bidding for the opportunity to end the virginity of 22 year-old Natalie Dylan has reached $3.7M. Natalie Dylan, 22, claims her offer of a one-night stand has persuaded 10,000 men to bid for sex with her. Last September, when her auction came to light, she ...

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