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Dubya gave his final press conference this morning. In a nostalgic farewell news conference, Bush recalled the start of his own presidency, called Obama “a smart, engaging person” and said he wishes his successor all the best. As for his own presidency, Bush defended his decisions on the Iraq war, the issue that will define his presidency like no other. …

Squeeee! Sen. Ted “The Internet Is A Series Of Tubes” Stevens (R-AK), the longest-serving Republican in the Senate, has been charged with seven felony counts of corruption. A federal grand jury in Washington has handed up the indictment against Stevens — which the Justice Department is set to announce very shortly. Stevens, 84, faces seven counts of false statements involving …

Dubya will announce later today that Karl “Voldemort” Rove will resign from his post at the end of this month. Rove told the Wall Street Journal that White House Chief of Staff Joshua Bolten told Bush administration officials that anybody who stayed past Labor Day would be expected to work out the remainder of the term. Once Rove leaves, Bush’s …