Tag Archives: gross

Maggie’s First Date Is With Her Father

In response to the DNC’s fictional Julia character, the Family Research Council has launched “Maggie”, a righteous Christian female who is from a “Godly intact family” and whose first date is with her father. Shudder. Maggie is a virgin on her wedding night and never ever sucks her husband’s cock. Which is how Jesus wants it. RELATED: The FRC suggests …

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The Santorum Cocktail

Now being served in Brooklyn. “People really like it even though it’s named after something gross — both the person and the Dan Savage meaning,” said John Rauschenberg, co-owner of Pacific Standard. “It’ll be an election fixture at least until primary season is over.” The duo behind the beer hole near St. Mark’s Place often put out cocktails with suggestive …

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The Duggar’s Guide To Subservience

At a recent “lecture” human clown car Michelle Duggar passed out a brochure outlining the seven important ways a woman needs to be subservient to her man. Among the categories are physical, spiritual, and financial submission. Not listed is the need to squirt out a baby approximately every eleven months for twenty years. Here’s the full list.

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NEW YORK: Heterosexual Married
Man Accused Of Dog-Fucking

Frothy was right! Gay marriage has brought man-on-dog fucking right here to New York! Oh, wait… Residents and other associates of a popular building superintendent are finding it impossible to fathom that the married father could have molested a tenant’s Labrador retriever at the Rye Colony apartment complex.“It’s unbelievable,” said Kris Lumaj, who does renovation work at Rye Colony and …

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Today’s New York Daily News

Today’s edition of the New York Daily News features a repulsively fawning 24-page “wrap-around” on newly-minted Cardinal Timothy Dolan, who allegedly “brings joy to millions.” (And who hides millions in church assets from the victims of pedophiles. Also allegedly.) The inset in the right-hand corner is the actual front page for today, which you don’t get to until after thumbing …

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Jingoistic Pandering For $100, Alex

If I have to hear Mitt Romney sing one more time, I just might hurl up bloody chunks of red, white and bleueeeegh.

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Operators Are Standing By

(Via – Good As You)

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Duggars Endorse Frothy Mix

Ma & Pa Duggar and 12 of their 19 children drove to Iowa last night to endorse Rick Santorum. “All the people in America that have conservative family values have to get behind Rick Santorum for President,” Jim-Bob Duggar said. We can only presume that the Duggar reality show film crew was on the scene.

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Headline Of The Day

As I predicted, the repulsive Duggars are already exploiting the miscarriage of what would have been their 20th child. Stand by for the above image to appear on coffee mugs and mousepads.

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SPOILER: The Walking Dead

Stay out of the comments if you’ve not yet seen tonight’s season opener. Otherwise dive in and dish!

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No No No No No

Gizmodo’s Sam Biddle takes a dim view of a new smartphone app that offers the use of your home bathroom to people that you have friended on Facebook. The crew behind CLOO, who apparently think putting a sassy salsa soundtrack to their demo video somehow makes the notion of a stranger coming in off the street and taking a shit …

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Ben, You’re Always Running Here & There

Get ready to scream. (Via – Gothamist)

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Do Not Want

The Brussel Sprouts Whopper, now on sale at Burger King in the UK. Surprisingly, it’s not going over too well.

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Gay-Themed Coffins On Sale On Germany

And here you thought that rainbow Xmas tree was the most horrible thing you’d see today. Funeral directors in Germany are bidding for the pink pound – by launching coffins specially designed for gay customers. The caskets feature homoerotic artwork on the outside and come with a series of tastefully luxurious plush designer interiors, say makers Mike Konigsfeld and Tom …

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Chicken McNuggets

This is how Chicken McNuggets look before they are colored and flavored to look like what you get in the little box. (Via – Buzzfeed)

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A Little Good News About Bedbugs

The New York Times reports that while the city remains at DefCon 1 over the bedbug panic, at least we can rest assured that the blood suckers don’t carry any diseases. Bats are sources of rabies, Ebola, SARS and Nipah virus. And other biting bugs are disease carriers — mosquitoes for malaria and West Nile, ticks for Lyme and babesiosis, …

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Popcorn And Bedbugs

Gothamist reports today that patrons attending this weekend’s premier of Scott Pilgrim at Times Square’s AMC Empire 25 emerged covered with bedbug bites. The Empire 25 is the city’s largest movie complex. “The staff at the customer service desk confirmed that the theater has known of the infestation for days and that it will not be fumigated until Tuesday,” says …

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The Goatse Of Love

For when your love is so strong, it can’t be torn apart. But it can be held open.

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Dinner At The Movies

Days after two NYC clothing retailers temporarily closed due to bedbug infestations, the New York Daily News quotes city exterminators who say they’ve recently been called out to treat movie theaters for the bloodsuckers. Experts warned Sunday that cushy theater seats pose a far bigger bedbug threat than racks in clothing stores – despite last week’s news of bedbug infestations …

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NEW YORK CITY: Another Abercrombie Store Shut Down For Bedbug Infestation

One day after their Soho flagship Hollister store was shut down due to a massive infestation of bedbugs, today Abercrombie & Fitch has closed their South Street Seaport location for the same reason. Gothamist again has the story. According to an Abercrombie & Fitch spokesperson, the store was closed to “deal with a similar problem” as Hollister’s, i.e. the parasite …

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