Tag Archives: gross

Howard Stern Reminisces With Letterman On Trump’s Creepy Praise For Ivanka’s Looks: “She’s A 10” [VIDEO]

Rolling Stone reports: Howard Stern reflected on his now-infamous radio interviews with President Trump. He said the future president’s unfiltered responses made him the ideal guest in a preview of an upcoming episode of David Letterman’s My Next Guest Needs No Introduction. “He goes, first of all – straight face – the great beauties, Howard, are not actresses. It’s models. ...

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Playboy Bunny: Trump Said I Was Beautiful Like Ivanka

Yahoo News reports: In an explosive interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper, the former Playmate of the Year claimed that she and the future POTUS were romantically involved for 10 months, in 2006 and 2007. According to McDougal, Melania Trump had just given birth to son Barron when she met Trump at Hugh Hefner’s mansion and the alleged affair began. Among ...

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REPORT: Stormy Daniels Once Claimed She Spanked Trump With A Copy Of Forbes (With Him On The Cover)

Mother Jones reports that in 2009 when porn star Stormy Daniels was considering a challenge to then-Sen. David Vitter, consultants were provided a list of prospective donors to her campaign. Let’s pick up the story near the end: This email was sent to Andrea Dubé, a Democratic political consultant based in New Orleans. In response, Dubé expressed surprise that Daniels ...

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Friend Of Porn Star Stormy Daniels: She Told Me Trump Chased Her Around Bedroom In His Tighty Whities

Mediaite reports: A friend of porn star Stormy Daniels — who was allegedly paid hush money by attorney Michael Cohen to keep mum about a sexual relationship with President Donald Trump — is speaking out about what she says Daniels told her about the reported tryst. Tuesday on Megyn Kelly Today, Alana Evans — a friend of Daniels — described ...

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HURL ALERT: Inauguration Planner Vows To Surround Trump With “Soft Sensuality” Rather Than A-Listers

According to reports on Twitter, today inauguration planner Tom Barrack told the press that he plans to surround Trump with “soft sensuality” rather than a horde of celebrity A-listers. For real. Barrack, a billionaire real estate investor, spoke at the Republican Convention and was a top fundraiser for the pro-Trump Rebuilding America Now Super PAC. He is also, incidentally, the ...

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Trump In 1999: Ivanka Made Me Promise Not To Date Girls Younger Than Her And The Field Is Very Limited

The New York Daily News reports: Donald Trump must not play blackjack, because he wanted to hit on 17. The casino owner and future Republican nominee told Howard Stern in 1999 that his daughter Ivanka, who was 17 at the time, had made him swear not to date anyone younger than her. “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 ...

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Donald Trump: I’ll Make Mexico Pay For The Wall By Blocking Money Sent Home By Poor Immigrants

Via the Washington Post: Donald Trump says he will force Mexico to pay for a border wall as president by threatening to cut off the flow of billions of dollars in payments that immigrants send home to the country, an idea that could decimate the Mexican economy and set up an unprecedented showdown between the United States and a key ...

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New Gay Hook-Up App: Vote Off The Fuglies

According to a press release from the new gay hook-up app Hanky, 80% of applicants are turned away by the votes of existing members, ostensibly in order to prevent the app from being overrun with “creeps, trolls, and time-wasters.” Uh huh. From Hanky: Hanky wants to eliminate the trolls: in order to join Hanky you need an invite code from ...

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100 Ways To Die In Movies

Note: This is as gory as you’d expect.

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ASAP Science: Horrifying Parasites

You probably shouldn’t watch this before breakfast.

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Seen Outside The Former St. Vincent’s

As if the closure of St. Vincent’s Hospital wasn’t enough of a stab to the heart of the West Village, the developers of the “individually crafted, high-end, state-of-the-art, luxury living” condos on that site have decided to jump up and down on the corpse. (Via my pal Mark)

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LOUSIANA: Anti-Gay Pastor Grant Storms Convicted For Jerking Off Near Playground

Infamous anti-gay New Orleans Pastor Grant Storms, seen above-right leading one of his annual “perversion sweeps” during Southern Decadence, was convicted yesterday of public masturbation near a children’s playground. Storms, 55, who lives in Metairie, declined to comment after the conviction. Judge Ross LaDart of the 24th Judicial District Court, who presided over the daylong trial because Storms waived a ...

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Four Horsemen, Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop

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Rains Flood NYC Subway

Yesterday’s deluge in NYC may have brought about the welcome end to this summer’s fourth heat wave, but it also flooded numerous subway platforms. Personally, I wouldn’t slog through subway grunge for a gajillion dollars. Rat bodies and human waste? Fuhgeddaboudit.

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Maggie’s First Date Is With Her Father

In response to the DNC’s fictional Julia character, the Family Research Council has launched “Maggie”, a righteous Christian female who is from a “Godly intact family” and whose first date is with her father. Shudder. Maggie is a virgin on her wedding night and never ever sucks her husband’s cock. Which is how Jesus wants it. RELATED: The FRC suggests ...

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The Santorum Cocktail

Now being served in Brooklyn. “People really like it even though it’s named after something gross — both the person and the Dan Savage meaning,” said John Rauschenberg, co-owner of Pacific Standard. “It’ll be an election fixture at least until primary season is over.” The duo behind the beer hole near St. Mark’s Place often put out cocktails with suggestive ...

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The Duggar’s Guide To Subservience

At a recent “lecture” human clown car Michelle Duggar passed out a brochure outlining the seven important ways a woman needs to be subservient to her man. Among the categories are physical, spiritual, and financial submission. Not listed is the need to squirt out a baby approximately every eleven months for twenty years. Here’s the full list.

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NEW YORK: Heterosexual Married
Man Accused Of Dog-Fucking

Frothy was right! Gay marriage has brought man-on-dog fucking right here to New York! Oh, wait… Residents and other associates of a popular building superintendent are finding it impossible to fathom that the married father could have molested a tenant’s Labrador retriever at the Rye Colony apartment complex.“It’s unbelievable,” said Kris Lumaj, who does renovation work at Rye Colony and ...

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Today’s New York Daily News

Today’s edition of the New York Daily News features a repulsively fawning 24-page “wrap-around” on newly-minted Cardinal Timothy Dolan, who allegedly “brings joy to millions.” (And who hides millions in church assets from the victims of pedophiles. Also allegedly.) The inset in the right-hand corner is the actual front page for today, which you don’t get to until after thumbing ...

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Jingoistic Pandering For $100, Alex

If I have to hear Mitt Romney sing one more time, I just might hurl up bloody chunks of red, white and bleueeeegh.

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