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Pastor Bad Wig Takes Authority Over Hurricane Maria In The Name Of Jesus, Orders It Not To Hit Puerto Rico

“We see that hurricane coming to Puerto Rico. We command the hurricane to veer off course into the ocean, ricochet off into the ocean, ricochet off into the ocean, you shall not hit nor shall you destroy Puerto Rico. In the name of Jesus, we thank you Lord that you are giving us power over the elements because they have ...

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Pastor Bad Wig: Mar-A-Lago Was Spared By Hurricane Irma Because Trump Is Under God’s Protection [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Right-wing preacher Lance Wallnau streamed a video on Periscope yesterday in which he blasted the “knucklehead bloggers” who dared to mock his claim that his prayer changed the course of Hurricane Irma and suggested that the storm didn’t damage any of President Trump’s properties in Florida because he is protected by God. “I’ve ...

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Jeffrey Lord: Hillary Clinton Is The New David Duke

After getting canned by CNN, Trump ballwasher Jeffrey Lord fled to Breitbart, where his crackpot batshittery has an eager audience. From his debut column: Right in character, there was David Duke blaming race for his various election defeats over the years in Louisiana. Bitterly Duke said that he lost because his GOP opponent in one special election “was quite successful ...

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E.W. Jackson: LGBTs Mock “Gay Sex Causes Hurricanes” Messages Because They Hate True Christianity [AUDIO]

From the far-right CNS News: Bishop E.W. Jackson, who heads Exodus Faith Ministries in Virginia and is a former U.S. Senate candidate for Virginia, said that liberals constantly seek to mock Christians who view natural disasters as divine punishments and they do this, along with groups like the KKK and the LGBT community because they all share a “virulent hatred ...

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Benham Brothers: God Murdered With Those Hurricanes So America Will Repent On Homosexuality [VIDEO]

Jared Holt reports at Right Wing Watch: Religious Right culture warriors David and Jason Benham published a video Monday in which they claimed “God is speaking” through hurricanes to send a message that America should repent for “breaching the boundaries of God” in regard to gender identity, gay marriage and homosexuality in general. The Benham brothers posted a Facebook video ...

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Christian Site: It’s Morally Just That God Murders With Tsunamis & Hurricanes To Stop Terrorism And Droughts

Over the last two weeks we’ve seen a mad woman waving a scepter to order Hurricane Irma out to sea, we’ve seen multiple exhortations for God to stop his Holy Storm Surge, and when those demands failed, we’ve seen the blame placed on gays, abortion, and the separation of church and state. So here’s yet another wackadoodle take from Charisma ...

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TOLEDO: Tongues-Speaking Prophetess Opal Covey Loses Mayoral Race, God To Destroy City As Punishment

Two weeks ago “prophetess” Opal Covey warned that God will do to Toledo what he just did to Houston if she doesn’t win the mayoral primary. “It’s overdue! The judgment has been upon Toledo for a long time. God sends a prophet like me, saying, ‘Let this city go! This city is mine!’ And I’ve told them what God wants ...

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Christian Prophetess Kat Kerr Waves Scepter To Crush Hurricane Irma With “The Authority Of Jesus” [VIDEO]

Hemant Mehta reports at the Friendly Atheist: For some reason, Christian “Prophetess” Kat Kerr thinks she can stop Hurricane Irma by “taking authority over it” and using her scepter to crush the weather. Because Jesus. “I make a ruling that storm will leave this area, will leave the coast. I will not tolerate its presence anywhere on the coast of ...

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Death To Gays Pastor: Supreme Court Must Repeal Gay Marriage Before God Kills Again With Irma [AUDIO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Extremist anti-LGBTQ pastor Kevin Swanson declared on his radio program today that the Supreme Court should immediately reverse its Roe v. Wade and Obergefell decisions before God unleashes his judgment on America in the form of Hurricane Irma. Swanson, who just last week said that Hurricane Harvey was the judgment of God on ...

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Townhall Columnist: The Loudest Critics Of Trump All Have Ties To Sex Trafficking And Pedophilia [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Right-wing columnist, commentator and conspiracy theorist Liz Crokin is fully committed to the idea that there is a massive global satanic pedophile ring run by high-ranking government officials, powerful business executives and celebrities that regularly engage in the ritual sexual abuse and murder of children. Crokin encouraged viewers to “look very closely at ...

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Rush Limbaugh: Hurricane Irma Is A Liberal Hoax

Mediaite reports: Well, it appears that conservative talk radio host Rush Limbaugh is a Hurricane Irma truther. During Tuesday’s broadcast of The Rush Limbaugh Show, the right-wing pundit decided to provide his own personal analysis as residents in the Caribbean and South Florida are scrambling for safety and supplies as the Category 5 hurricane bears down on them. “The reason ...

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“Prophet” Mark Taylor: Freemasons Are Using A Satanic Frequency To Make People Hate Trump [AUDIO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Last week, “firefighter prophet” and right-wing conspiracy theorist Mark Taylor appeared on Sheila Zilinsky’s radio program, where he warned that the Freemasons and the Illuminati are using a Satanic frequency to change people’s DNA in order to make them oppose President Trump. “I believe what happened on November 8 is the enemy has ...

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Death To Gays Pastor: God Sent Harvey To Punish Texas For Failing To Pass Its Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill [AUDIO]

I called this last week. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Extremist anti-LGBTQ pastor Kevin Swanson is joining other radical Religious Right activists in declaring that Hurricane Harvey is God’s judgment on Houston and other cities that refuse to repent for their embrace of “sexual perversion.” “Jesus sends the message home, unless Americans repent, unless Houston repents, unless New ...

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Pastor Rick Wiles: God Punished Houston With Harvey Because They Love “LGBT Sexual Perversion” [AUDIO]

This took longer than usual. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: End Times radio host Rick Wiles used his “TruNews” broadcast yesterday to declare that the damage caused by Hurricane Harvey is God’s punishment for Houston’s “affinity for the sexual perversion movement.” “This is a proud city that, in recent years, has boasted of its allegiance, its dedication, its ...

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Ohio Lawyer Organizes Class Action Suit Against CNN For Saying Really Mean Things About Conservatives

Law Newz reports: A group, lead by Ohio attorney Joni Turner, is organizing a class action civil lawsuit which they claim will be a “legal takedown” of CNN for “defaming,” and spreading “fake news.” Turner announced the effort on Periscope, and has since set up a website asking for class action members to sign up. #OurTakeDown claims that “it is ...

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Tsunami-Stopping Scamvangelical: Jesus Personally Told Me To Seek White House Press Credentials [VIDEO]

Pastor Frank Amedia, who is most famous for his claim that he personally prayed a tsunami away from Hawaii, first appeared on JMG last year when he described how Jesus sent him a vision of “demonic hornets” stinging Americans with the sin of “lustful homosexuality.” Since then Amedia has led the “POTUS Shield” campaign to envelop the White House with ...

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Trump Spiritual Advisor Paula White: When You Oppose Trump, You Are “Fighting Against The Hand Of God”

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Right-wing prepper pastor Jim Bakker interviewed televangelist Paula White, who is one of President Trump’s key spiritual advisers, on his television program today, where she declared that opposition to the president is opposition to God and explicitly praised Trump for not sounding or acting presidential. “Thank goodness,” she said. “In other words, he’s ...

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GOP US House Candidate Warns That The Eclipse Is God’s Warning On Something Something 33 Something

GOP US House candidate Michael Snyder today penned an eclipse warning for Charisma News, your one-stop destination for anti-witchcraft tutorials. He writes: In a previous article, I noted that the first major city in the United States that the eclipse will cross is named Salem. Well, it turns out that the eclipse will actually cross a total of seven cities ...

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Loony Louie Gohmert: Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe Should Be Investigated For “Facilitating” Nazi Terrorism

Mediaite reports: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) is pointing fingers over Charlottesville. Who is he blaming? Dem. Governor Terry McAuliffe and Charlottesville mayor Michael Signer. In a Sunday appearance on Fox & Friends, Gohmert called for a Department of Justice investigation on McAuliffe and Signer because…um…who knows, exactly? “The way forward’s not gonna be easy,” Gohmert said. “And I think the ...

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Bryan Fischer: The Coming Eclipse Is From Satan

“The path of this total eclipse of the sun is remarkable, in that it crosses over the entire continental United States, almost perfectly bisecting America from the Northwest to the Southeast. And in that path, the sun will be perfectly blotted out, by the ruler of the night, plunging all of America in its path into virtual total darkness. Satan, ...

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