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So There’s A Bunch Of Songs About #QAnon [VIDEO]

Wonkette reports: If there is anything a good political movement needs, it is a soundtrack. From Woody Guthrie to Stevie Wonder to Bikini Kill … hell, even the Nazis had Wagner. It’s only natural that the idiots who believe in all that QAnon shit would try to create some rockin’ anthems that can be played in the background of future ...

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“Death To Gays” Pastor: God Is Burning Down California In Punishment For Legitimizing Homosexuality [AUDIO]

What took so long? Kyle Mantyla has the transcript at Right Wing Watch: “If you look at the history of California, they have been at the forefront of this. The first gay pride march occurred in San Francisco in 1970 and then San Francisco legitimized homosexuality in 1972. In 1982, Laguna Beach, California, elected the first openly homosexual mayor in ...

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CNN Interviews #QAnon Nutbag Trump Cultists [VIDEO]

Mediaite reports: What is QAnon? Not even its strongest supporters really know. CNN’s Gary Tuchman bravely took to a rainy parking lot in Wilkes-Barre, PA to interview the tired, poor, huddled masses yearning to breathe Trump outside one of the president’s rallies. “It’s a shift. I can feel it coming,” Trump supporter Timothy Rasmussen told Tuchman. “Some call it the ...

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Christian Prophetess: God Has A Rainbow Pet Unicorn

Hemant Mehta reports at the Friendly Atheist: Back in June, self-proclaimed Christian “Prophetess” Kat Kerr told an audience that she had met Jesus and he was six feet tall and “very handsome.” Furthermore, he lived in a mansion and loved dancing and desserts. Obviously. Somehow her claims just got more bizarre. Over the weekend, Kerr spoke at the ELEVATION: RISE ...

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Prophetess Kat Kerr Takes “Authority” Over California’s “Demonic” Wildfires In The Name Of Jesus [VIDEO]

“We take power over all of the power of the enemy controlling the fires in California. We take power over all the power of the demonic that is controlling and ruling in that situation, and we command – as commanders, like Christ commanded the host – we take authority over the situation and we command the host of heaven to ...

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American Family Association: Bigfoot Sightings Are “Demonic Virtual Reality” Projections By Satan [AUDIO]

Jared Holt reports at Right Wing Watch: Religious Right radio host Janet Mefferd and former Family Research Council fellow Tim Dailey told American Family Radio listeners that the urban legends surrounding Bigfoot and UFO sightings are not only real but also part of a secret plot the devil is carrying out on Earth. Dailey said it was telling that “many, ...

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Christian TV Host: Rachel Maddow Called For A Coup In Which Trump Will Be Decapitated On The WH Lawn

“America, you’ve been homosexualized. You’ve been Jewdy-ized. I’m just telling it how it is. She was spewing out, last night, calls for revolution. She was telling the left, ‘Take a deep breath, we’re at the moment, it’s coming, we’re almost there, we’re going to remove him from the White House.’ We’re about 72 hours — possibly 72 hours — from ...

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Alabama Candidate: I Have The Endorsement Of Jesus

Hemant Mehta reports at the Friendly Atheist: Sandra Little Brown is in a runoff election tonight in a race for Jefferson County Commissioner in Alabama. And according to her own campaign literature, she has a special endorsement… from Jesus. In a Facebook video sent to AL.com on Monday, Brown stood by the flyer, which was paid for by her campaign. ...

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Christian TV Host: The Perverted Pedophile Democrats Will “Exterminate All Opposition” If Returned To Power

“We’re in for the fight of our lives. If these people get power in this country again, you and I are toast, we’re done. Do you understand that? If they regain power, you and I are history. They’re coming after us. They will exterminate all opposition. Take my word for it. These people are ruthless. They’re murderers, they’re perverts, they’re ...

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Christian Radio Host: Brett Kavanaugh Isn’t A Real Man, His Children Are Girls And Real Men Make Boys First

“During his speech, it was all about his mama. He always love his mama. It was all about the impact that his mother had on his life while he was growing up, how she influenced him, even though he was raised by his father too. He gave this big old long speech about his mother and then, right at the ...

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Alex Jones: Leftists Will Stage A False Flag Firebombing Of The Red Hen Eatery In The Next 48 Hours [VIDEO]

“I’m not saying the owner of the Red Hen is going to stage something against her facility, but, like night follows day, if somebody’s smart — if you want to dedicate something to your country, you need to go sit out in front — I wish I had the money, I’d put PIs [private investigators]. If I had billions of ...

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Dem Lawmaker Claims She Stopped Hurricanes, Binds Satan In Jesus’ Name By Blocking Him On Facebook

From the far-right Charisma News: Apostle and Florida House Representative Kimberly Daniels began her speech at the Charisma Conference 2018 with a boisterous rap about casting out the devil and stomping him on the head. The rap set the tone for a speech full of supernatural pronouncements and prophecy. Daniels later referred to “a demon in the body of a ...

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Alex Jones: The Pentagon Has Weaponized Perfumes That Turn Men Gay So They Don’t Have Children

“The Pentagon developed a Atrazine-type spray that they would spray. They tested it actually in Iraq. That’s classified but it was — it got leaked. You can pull it up. Gay bomb! They always take like a clip of me going gay bomb, baby! And then I show BBC, but they cut the BBC, and it’s basically a chemical cocktail, ...

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Pastor Rick Wiles: Drinking Water Is Cannibalism

“When they slaughter a little baby in a Planned Parenthood baby butcher shop, where does that baby’s blood go? Where does the baby’s brains and guts go? I’ll tell you where it goes. It goes down the drain, into the sewer system and the blood of those babies is running through your town’s sewer, under your street. The sewage pipes ...

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Christian Prophetess: When You Die, Jesus Throws You A Dance Party With Sweet Desserts In His Mansion

“Jesus Christ doesn’t live in the throne room all the time. He actually has his own mansion. He deserves it. He had to come and live as a man and put up with all that, right? He died for us, so I think he deserves his own place. He has a magnificent mansion that’s in the biggest field of flowers ...

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Christian Prophetess: I Met Jesus And He Was Hot

“They have arms and legs. They have heads. They have bodies. I’m talking about the Trinity and Holy Spirit, who is invisible. He has a body. He’s big. He’s a really big and tall guy. He can be as big as he wants! I’ve seen him appear as like swirls of color or, like, tornadoes with the flames of fire ...

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Christian Activist To “Shame” Attendees At Columbus Pride Because Something Penis And Rectums [VIDEO]

“I think shame is a good thing. Shame breaks you down. Shame drives you to your knees. Shame lets you know that you need a savior. These dudes at the gay pride parade, prancing up and down the streets. Do you know that those men doing that put their penises in the rectum of other men? Do you know that? ...

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Christian Prophetess Takes Control Over Hawaii Volcano In Jesus’ Name, Commands Lava Flow To Stop [VIDEO]

“We have authority over volcanoes. We can even tell them to stop. Christ stopped the storm. So while we’re taking power and authority over the devil controlling that volcano. People are going to be laughing about this, I totally ignore them. Just ignore them. They don’t know what they’re saying and they don’t even know what’s going on. They don’t ...

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Ted Cruz’s Father: SCOTUS Destroyed The Family When They Legalized Marriage Between Two Men And A Horse

“Let me tell you another two words that are not in Article 1, Section 8: The word ‘marriage’ or the word ‘family.’ That decision of the Supreme Court on June 26 of 2015, where they said that God got it wrong and marriage was not just between one man and a woman, it could be between two men and a ...

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CANADA: Parents Lose Child Custody Case After Claiming God Spoke In Court Through A Stuffed Lion

Canada’s CBC reports: The couple spoke in tongues in court to a stuffed lion who they claimed was giving them direct counsel from God. They rejected legal aid, preferring to advise witnesses “it was their lawyer Jesus Christ asking the questions through the voice of the parent.” The battle was for custody of their baby — who the mother wants ...

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