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From the National Enquirer: After nearly 1,000 days in hiding and a sudden hospitalization, The National ENQUIRER can now reveal the bombshell reason why Richard Simmons is no longer the man his fans used to know: He’s changed into a woman! In an explosive world exclusive, The ENQUIRER can now reveal jaw-dropping never-before-seen photos of Simmons draped in furs and …

I’ll be there in 20 minutes, I have to charge my belt. The Verge reports: Last year’s CES brought us Belty, a monstrosity of a wearable that aimed to track changes in your waistline as a means of delivering health insights. It was hideous. This year Samsung is trying something similar, and it miraculously succeeded. Samsung’s smart belt looks indistinguishable …

I notice that they edited out this line from Uptown Funk: “Fill my cup, put some liquor in it…”

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Britain’s Telegraph: “The metrosexual is dead, long live the spornosexual: a more extreme sex and body-obsessed male. But who exactly are they? We found out.” Spoiler: They’re pretty much the gay men of the last 25 years.