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Jim Bakker: Buy My Food Slop Buckets So Your Baby Doesn’t Starve If Democrats Murder Trump [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: A weeping Jim Bakker brought one of his grandchildren on to his program today to beg people to stock up on his buckets of End Times survival food so that they can avoid taking the Mark of the Beast when all hell breaks loose if Democrats manage to kill President Trump and/or regain ...

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Jim Bakker: “Merry Christmas” Was Outlawed Years Ago

While hawking his Official End Times Jesus His Damn Self ornaments on his show today, bisexual scamvangelist Jim Bakker revealed that saying “Merry Christmas” was outlawed years ago. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Bakker said that he has been searching for Christmas ornaments that feature Jesus instead of Santa because Christmas “is the birthday of Jesus Christ” and ...

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Trump Tweets Congratulations To His “Deplorables” For “MASSIVE Landslide Victory” On Anniversary Of Election

The Hill reports: President Trump congratulated his supporters on the Wednesday anniversary of his historic victory in the 2016 election, calling them “deplorables” in a nod to former Democratic opponent Hillary Clinton. The anniversary tweet came attached to a photo of the president with key White House aides aboard Air Force One on Trump’s 13-day trip through Asia, including White ...

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Bakker: Christians Will Riot If Trump Gets Impeached

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “Trump is not crazy,” Bakker bellowed. “They want him to be crazy because they want to impeach him. There is nothing they can impeach him over because this thing with the collusion with Russia they can’t prove, but they want to say this man is crazy. They’re trying to get doctors to say ...

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Bisexual Scamvangelist Jim Bakker: Threats To Impeach Trump Are Totally A Sign Of The Apocalypse [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker said on his television program today that the attacks on President Trump are a sign that the White Horse of the Apocalypse is galloping across America and that the wildfires and Hollywood sexual assault scandals are God’s judgment on California. “This is that white horse today, this ...

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Jim Bakker: God Will Punish You For Mocking Me

Bisexual scamvangelist Jim Bakker today declared that God will punish you for mocking him just because his prophecies about the end of the world haven’t come true. “God is speaking to his people. The only ones who probably aren’t talking to God these days are mean people in America, people who just are anti-Christ. If you don’t want to hear ...

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SUPERCUT: Jim Bakker’s Food Slop Buckets [VIDEO]

Viral YouTube comedian Vic Berger’s Super Deluxe channel has posted a scary/funny supercut of Jim Bakker and his cast of scamvangelicals pitching his infamous food slop buckets, which Bakker helpfully points out can also be used as emergency toilets and as flotation devices during floods. BONUS: This clip also features completely insane “prophetess” Cindy Jacobs. Watch below.

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Jim Bakker: My Food Buckets Will Prevent Cannibalism

Jim Bakker today declared that when the End Times come, the only thing to stop you from eating Grandma will be his food slop buckets. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “In perilous times, they do crazy things,” Bakker said, adding that he has “cried so much” over the destruction wrought on Houston by Hurricane Harvey. “I saw wonderful ...

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Jim Bakker: God Sent Hurricane Harvey To Punish America For Sending Jared Kushner To Israel [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On his program today, End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker interviewed “White House correspondent” William Koenig about the new edition of his book, “Eye to Eye: Facing the Consequences of Dividing Israel,” which asserts that all the major natural disasters and catastrophes that have struck America in recent decades have been God’s punishment ...

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New Book Details Jim Bakker’s Gay Affairs

Author John Wigger has a new book out titled PTL: The Rise and Fall of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker’s Evangelical Empire. From the lengthy review published by Christianity Today: Drawing on a wide range of interviews, newspaper reports, and court documents, Wigger expertly documents the larger-than-life transgressions that eventually brought the Bakkers and PTL tumbling down. Where to begin ...

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Jim Bakker: I Could Be Shot For Wearing A Jesus Hat

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: During his interview with Jonathan Cahn this morning, End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker suggested that he could be murdered for going out in public wearing a hat with a cross on it. Bakker went on to declare that “everything God’s ever spoke to me has come to pass” while fuming that society ...

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Feds Seek To Revoke Bail For Pharma Douche After He Posts $5000 Bounty For Lock Of Hillary Clinton’s Hair

The Washington Post reports: Martin Shkreli, the former hedge fund manager awaiting sentencing for defrauding his investors, should have his bail revoked after offering his Facebook followers $5,000 to grab a strand of Hillary Clinton’s hair during her book tour, federal prosecutors say. Shkreli’s conduct since his conviction in early August has escalated and he poses a threat to the ...

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Jim Bakker And Guest: God Sent Harvey As Punishment For Gay Wickedness, Just Like He Did To New Orleans

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Right-wing pastor Rick Joyner joined televangelist and End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker on his television program yesterday, where they declared that Hurricane Harvey was God’s judgment on the city of Houston and used the devastation wrought by the storm to promote Bakker’s line of survival products. Joyner said that Key West, Florida, ...

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Christian Activist Dinesh D’Souza Posts 2015 Photo As Evidence Of Attendance At Trump’s Arizona Rally

Christian activist, felon, and adulterer Dinesh D’Souza has been super busy since Charlottesville as he tours right wing outlets to promote his new book about how Democrats are the real Nazis, a claim which he literally took into the White House a few weeks ago for a selfie with white nationalist Steve Bannon. Last night D’Souza continued his disinformation campaign ...

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Jim Bakker Was Invited To The White House [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Jim Bakker, the disgraced former televangelist who reinvented himself as an End Times prepper pitchman following his time in prison, was among the dozens of evangelical leaders who were brought to the White House recently to meet with members of President Trump’s administration. Bakker revealed on his program today that he and his ...

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Felon Dinesh D’Souza: I Was Just In Steve Bannon’s Office Teaching Him How Leftists Are Exactly Like Nazis

Convicted campaign finance felon Dinesh D’Souza today tweeted and then almost immediately deleted photos of himself posing in Steve Bannon’s office with a copy of his latest book, The Big Lie: Exposing the Nazi Roots of the American Left. Also photographed posing with the book in Bannon’s office was Sebastian Gorka, who has literal Nazi ties. Twitter wags took immediate ...

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Jim Bakker: God Told Me If You Don’t Buy My Food Slop Buckets, You’ll Have To Sell Your Soul To Satan [VIDEO]

“The news is crazy. Evil, evil, evil. And how they’re trying to destroy the president and his family, God is speaking to me about it. What He is saying is He is going to send judgment and He’s going to judge some people. There is coming a time when the Bible says there will be no food to eat. And ...

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Jim Bakker Promotes New Line Of End Times Food Slop Buckets With Performance Of Staying Alive [VIDEO]

Jim Bakker has a new line of End Times survivalist slop buckets named “Staying Alive.” So naturally, this called for a Bee Gees cover performance. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “This show today is so important,” Bakker warned. “God woke me up and I felt the presence of God like I never felt and He said, ‘Jim, I ...

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Jim Bakker Guest: God Told Me Trump’s Critics Will Fail Because Trump’s Agenda Is Heaven’s Agenda [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Jim Bakker hosted pro-Trump activists Mark Taylor and Mary Colbert, who insisted that critics of President Trump are doomed to fail because God is on his side. Colbert said that God had given her a reassuring message in response to the concerns some of her fellow Christians have about Trump. Later, Taylor said ...

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Jim Bakker: Ariana Grande’s Murdered Fans “Literally Invited” Terrorism By Attending Her Concert [VIDEO]

“What was the name of that concert? ‘Dangerous Woman concert.’ If we could tell you what we know—and we don’t have time today—but we’re going to talk about some of those things, they literally invited these kinds of things to happen. They almost cursed themselves with this concert. I tell you what, God’s not going to put up with mockery. ...

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