Tag Archives: FAIL

New York Magazine observes: Santorum’s withdrawal is also a major milestone for God, the beloved all-powerful deity whose personal endorsement somehow failed to secure the nomination for any of the numerous Republicans — Santorum, Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, and Rick Perry — whom he reportedly encouraged to run for president. It is unclear at this point whether God will even …

NOM pissed away $10,000 in Tuesday’s Maryland primary, hoping to punish U.S. Senator Ben Cardin for openly supporting marriage equality. Cardin scored a whopping 72% of the vote. NOM’s candidate: 16%. NOM’s blog is oddly silent about this…

NOM never said it had any specific numerical “goal” in mind when it launched its hilariously failed Starbucks boycott. Which means that no matter the result, they can declare victory! Snork!

“We’re not seeing any impact,” says Starbucks.

We can stop our chortling, Maggie Gallagher did NOT flake on her interview. MSNBC host Thomas Roberts just tweeted: MYSTERY solved… @maggiemarriage was in a studio ready for our #nom interview it was just the wrong studio booked improperly on @msnbc_booking IT WAS OUR MISTAKE and she has an open invite for the show. Our sincerest apologies. Well, that was …

On the first full official day of NOM’s boycott, yesterday Starbucks’ stock price plummeted soared by $1.41. SNORK!

(Via JMG reader Chitown Kev)

One of the most hilarious fails of 2011. (Via – Gawker)

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! From a Stop SB 48 email blast: “The News is Not Good … it is doubtful we will get the number of signatures we need to qualify. Unfortunately the last several deliveries of mail have not been what was expected and a large number of petitions have been pulled out because of errors. From all …

The cinematic love letter to Sarah Palin, The Undefeated, is on its way to being the biggest box office bomb of the year. With its Sarah Palin documentary “The Undefeated” increasing its playdates by 40 percent this weekend, only to watch box office revenue decline by more than 63 percent, distributor Arc Entertainment announced Sunday that the film will soon …

The Guardian reports: Christian doomsday prophet Harold Camping looks likely to be less than rapturous after his prediction that the world would end on Saturday failed to materialise. The 89-year-old Californian preacher had prophesied that the Rapture would begin at 6pm in each of the world’s time zones, with those “saved” by Jesus ascending to heaven and the non-believers being …

Furious about them there liberal critics, the producer of this year’s biggest cinematic flop, Atlas Shrugged, says the movie’s two planned sequels probably will not happen. “Critics, you won,” said John Aglialoro, the businessman who spent 18 years and more than $20 million of his own money to make, distribute and market “Atlas Shrugged: Part 1,” which covers the first …

Matt Algren reports that protesters outnumbered attendees by 2-1 at Porno Pete’s ant-gay “Truth Academy” this weekend. Hit the link for his coverage.

Sen. Susan Collins did vote YES. Sen. Scott Brown voted NO. I’ll have the full roll call shortly.

NOM had a whopping 42 people show up at the first stop yesterday’s Hate Bus Tour, where loony tunes GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert (TX) railed against them there activist judges. Twice as many pro-gay counter-protesters were there.