Tag Archives: FAIL

Hair Furor Whines Yet Again About The Media

The Hill reports: President Trump took aim at the media early Friday morning, accusing journalists and news outlets of belittling and disparaging his early accomplishments in the White House. Trump is set to hit the critical 100-day mark in his presidency on April 29, a week from Saturday. Those early days are typically considered the first standard checkpoint for a ...

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Franklin Graham Slams “Sickening” Democrats For Celebrating Trump’s Failure To Repeal Obamacare

“Doesn’t it just make you sick? I’m so disappointed in the Republican Party—again—for not working together to get America the health care plan we need, as they had promised. And the Democrats’ glee over what they’re trumpeting as a failure is shameful. Their driving desire to block all things Republican branded, no matter what it means for the American people, ...

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Trumpcare Flop Sinks Trump To New Approval Low

Politico reports: President Donald Trump’s approval rating slipped to a new low Monday in the Gallup daily tracking poll, the first measure of Trump’s job performance following his administration’s failure to move a new health care law through Congress. Only 36 percent of Americans approve of the way Trump is handling his job as president in interviews conducted last Friday ...

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EVERYONE BUT HIM: Trump Expands Trumpcare Finger Pointing To Include GOP House Freedom Caucus

The Washington Times reports: President Trump jabbed at the House Freedom Caucus and conservative groups Sunday on Twitter, blaming them for derailing the Republican bill to repeal and replace Obamacare. “Democrats are smiling in D.C. that the Freedom Caucus, with the help of Club For Growth and Heritage, have saved Planned Parenthood & Ocare!” the president tweeted. Friday’s decision to ...

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REPORT: Trump Told GOP House Reps To “Forget About The Little Shit” Details In The Failed Trumpcare Bill

Politico reports: Donald Trump had heard enough about policy and process. It was Thursday afternoon and members of the House Freedom Caucus were peppering the president with wonkish concerns about the American Health Care Act—the language that would leave Obamacare’s “essential health benefits” in place, the community rating provision that limited what insurers could charge certain patients, and whether the ...

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Sean Hannity: Trump Went “Above And Beyond” So The Fault In His Trumpcare Fail Falls On The GOP [VIDEO]

Mediaite reports: Sean Hannity opened his show last night by saying that after 7 years of Obamacare opposition, “not getting the job done is unacceptable.” He argued that this is not President Trump‘s failure –– he “went above and beyond, did everything in his power to get this bill across the finish line”––but the failure of Republicans in Congress to ...

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Paul Ryan Has The Epic Fail Sadz: We’re Going To Be Living With Obamacare For The Foreseeable Future

CBS News reports: House Speaker Paul Ryan, R-Wis., said the U.S. is “going to be living with Obamacare for the foreseeable future” after he abruptly canceled a scheduled vote on the contentious Republican health care bill Friday. “Obamacare is the law of the land, and it will remain the law of the land until it’s replaced,” Ryan said. “Moving from ...

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Target Stock Soars On Latest Earnings Report

Remember loony Janet Porter’s plot to disrupt Target’s back-to-school sales? Oops. Via Fortune: The discount retailer’s shares rose 9% in pre-market trading on Wednesday after it reported a much smaller than expected decline in comparable sales and posted strong e-commerce growth. As a result, Target has raised its full year profit and sales forecast. The retailer’s strong third-quarter performance is ...

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WASHINGTON: Brian Brown’s Anti-Gay Protest At Mexican Embassy Draws Humiliating Five Attendees

As I predicted earlier this week, the turnout for Brian Brown’s protest at the Mexican embassy in DC was indeed a “handful of nutjobs.” Tomorrow Brown will be in Mexico City to march with his counterparts in a demonstration against the president’s call for a constitutional amendment which would legalize same-sex marriage nationwide. Same-sex marriage is currently legal in only ...

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Brian Brown: Our Hate March Was A Great Success

After three days of relentless mocking on social media, hate group leader Brian Brown has finally surfaced to declare that Saturday’s hate march was a huge success. This, despite a physical head-count by ThinkProgress showing that only 237 people turned out. And that count included babies, passersby, counter-protesters, and the media. Brown writes: I’m writing with great news — the ...

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Janet Porter To Fail Again With Target Protests

Earlier this month nutjob hater Janet Porter’s “nationwide” Target protests resulted in only a humiliating handful of stores actually seeing protesters. So she’s going to try again later this summer, but this time with a “back to school” theme. She writes: “Back to School” season is critical to the bottom line of retailers like Target. Clothing, shoes, supplies,etc get replenished ...

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Family Research Council Hater Travis Weber Won’t Say Which Bathroom Trans People Should Use [VIDEO]

Last night Family Research Council hater Travis Weber appeared on MSNBC’s Hardball, where he flailed and failed to answer when host Chris Matthews repeatedly asked him which bathroom trans activist Jennifer Boylan should use. Media Matters has the transcript: CHRIS MATTHEWS (HOST): Travis, tell Jenny what bathroom she should use. TRAVIS WEBER: Well — MATTHEWS: Which one should she use? ...

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AUSTRALIA: Donations Pour In After Haters Backfire In Attempt To Sabotage LGBT Prom [VIDEO]

The Guardian reports: A conservative group’s attempt to sabotage a formal for young queer people has spectacularly backfired. The publicity the group drew to the event helped raise enough funds to cover its entire cost. The youth-led organisation Minus18 has held a Same Sex Gender Diverse formal for gender-diverse and same sex-attracted young people aged 21 and under in Melbourne ...

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Bristol Palin Flops Badly With “Who Wore It Better?” Blog Poll: Tina Fey Leads Sarah Palin By 9-1 Margin

“I’m sure many of you saw Tina Fey, who sounds nothing like my mom, do a skit based on my Mom’s endorsement of Donald Trump. I don’t know about you, but hearing her fake accent is like nails on a chalkboard for me! I may be biased, but I think my mom trumps her in the looks department. (Especially for ...

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Breitbart Falls For Porn Company Publicity Stunt

You’ve probably heard about the publicity stunt pulled over the weekend by a porn company, which claimed to have created a public masturbation station in a Manhattan phone booth. Most sites that reported on the story did so winkingly, noting that the company’s press release included a footnote disclaimer that public masturbation is illegal. But not Breitbart, who of course ...

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Steve Harvey Announces Wrong Miss Universe [VIDEO]

CNN reports: Beauty pageants are places where grace and poise are meant to rule, but a decidedly awkward moment stole the show Sunday. Miss Universe 2015 host Steve Harvey wrongfully declared Miss Colombia the winner when she was the first runner-up. Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach, the contestant from the Philippines, had won. A contrite Harvey was forced to fix his mistake. ...

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#FoxFail: World Series Signal Cuts Out

Fox Sports was experimenting some techmological differences tonight when their signal cut out during Game One of the World Series. Twitter erupted into mocking memes, some of which came from irritated celebrities. After several minutes the signal was picked up by a competing network which kindly allowed Fox to use their feed until things were squared away. Hit the link ...

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So Much For That Doritos Boycott

On September 24th both Todd Starnes and One Million Moms called for a boycott of Frito-Lay/PepsiCo because of them there evil godless rainbow Doritos, which sold out entirely in 24 hours. It’s now a little over one month later and PepsiCo stock is up by 10%. Not only that, a reader with access to grocery sales data reports that overall ...

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NOM Raised $635 For Kim Davis This Week

One week ago we mocked NOM for flopping with their Kim Davis Bigotry Reward Fund. Seven days later, despite Davis dominating the cable news cycle and making the front page of every paper in the nation, NOM has raised a measly additional $635 from 16 suckers. It looks like the martyr money beg train has finally hit the wall. So ...

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SEATTLE: Crackpot Stages Straight Pride Parade, Is Only One To Show Up

Via Seattle Gay Scene: Yesterday, Facebook lit up at the realization of a planned “Heterosexual Pride Parade” throughout Seattle’s Capitol Hill gayborhood on July 25th. Anthony Rebello, a hetero-activist of sorts, created the event to “celebrate (his) right to be heterosexual, and to encourage younger heterosexuals that they should be proud of their heterosexuality.” Of course, Seattle’s LGBT community collectively ...

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