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Today In Frivolous Lawsuits

Lindsay Lohan is suing E*Trade for $100M, claiming that the “milkaholic” baby in their new ad is a violation of her name and personality. You see, the milk-addicted baby is named Lindsay. The drug-addicted Ms. Lohan says that since she’s now as famous as any other one-name celebrity such as Cher or Madonna, nobody can use the name Lindsay ever ...

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