Tag Archives: dumbass celebrity news

McCain Trailing In Crucial Stage Mothers Demographic

Paris Hilton’s mom is pissed about the McCain ad that compares her daughter and Britney Spears to Barack Obama. From her Huffington Post column: I’ve been asked again and again for my response to the now infamous McCain celebrity ad. I actually have three responses. It is a complete waste of the money John McCain’s contributors have donated to his ...

Read More »

But Is She Free of Engrams?

Nancy Cartwright, who voices Simpsons characters Bart Simpson, Ralph Wiggum, and Nelson Muntz, has made a $10M donation to the Church Of Scientology. The amount is twice her estimated annual salary from the show. In return, the cult named Cartwright their Patron Laureate. For comparison, records show that Tom Cruise has donated $5M over the last four years. In 2007, ...

Read More »

Another Book We’ll Never See

Britney Spears’ mother’s book on parenting (fo’ realz) has been pulled “indefinitely” now that Britney’s kid sis has been knocked-up at age 16. Insert your new title in the comments..

Read More »

Move Over, Miss South Carolina
You’ve Been Out-Stupided

American Idol finalist Kelli Pickler is a high school graduate. And the world gets more dimmerer for U.S. Americans. I think this clip aired a couple of weeks ago, but I was watching Dancing With America’s Runway Chef Idol.

Read More »

Did He Really Want To Hurt Him?

Boy George O’Dowd is scheduled to stand trial in February for an April incident in which he chained a male escort to the wall of his London home. According to The Mirror, O’Dowd met the escort on Gaydar.com and invited him over for a £400 “photo session.” The next morning the hooker wriggled free from his bonds, ran into the ...

Read More »

Fish Sandwich

I am a bad New Yorker. Last night I was walking past the Lenny’s Deli at 1st & 69th and there.he.was. Abe Vigoda, Fish himself, sitting in the window. I backpedaled five steps to make sure I was right and he totally busted me. Waved at me over his sandwich. I still don’t have the knack of seeing-but-not-seeing famous people. ...

Read More »

Ad Shilling To Die For

You may recall Joseph R. Gannascoli, who played the gay mafioso Vito Spatafore on HBO’s The Sopranos. When Vito was discovered to be gay, the other mobsters beat him to death while sodomizing him with a pool cue. Now that the show is over, Gannascoli is capitalizing on his character’s Louima-esque demise by teaming up with Rockwell Billiards to promote ...

Read More »

Clippered

Inspired by Johnny’s post, here’s my own Britney moment from a Halloween party in 1999. I was supposed to be Bill Goldberg, the wrestler, hence the fake tattoo. And don’t bother piling on with any comments on my bod. These days, I’m less Bill Goldberg, more Danny Devito. Le sigh. And very soon, I won’t need a Halloween party to ...

Read More »