Tag Archives: Doritos

Todd Starnes: Boycott Frito-Lay [AUDIO]

Add Todd Starnes to the list of whackjobs who don’t know that the rainbow Doritos promotion ended last week after selling out in 24 hours. Today Starnes took to Fox radio to declare that he’s boycotting Frito-Lay until they stop donating to a “bunch of Godless sickos who bash Christians.” You know, the sickos trying to end LGBT youth suicides ...

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One Million Moms Vs Frito-Lay

The rainbow Doritos promotion has been over for more than a week, but don’t tell that to nutjob Monica Cole, who is screaming about anti-Christian persecution by a bag of corn chips. She writes: The latest assault on Christian values comes from a company you’d never guess. Frito-Lay has designed “Dorito Rainbows” chips along with a rainbow colored bag, all ...

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BarbWire: Doritos Makes Feces Taste Good

“Doritos has taken feces and anal sex to a whole new level– making it taste good. Left out in nearly all discussions about homosexuality is the reality that anal sex often infects people with E. coli bacterial infections, spreads sexually transmitted diseases, and can cause anal cavity bleeding and rupturing. Homosexual acts in part, involve one man inserting his sexual ...

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Rainbow Doritos Are Sold Out For 2015

According to Frito-Lay, all 10,000 bags of rainbow Doritos have been sold and no more will be produced, at least not this year. The promotion netted $100,000 for the It Gets Better Project, which will receive 100% of the receipts. Meanwhile all of Teabagistan continues to quiver in impotent rage and rain down vile abuse on the company’s social media ...

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Wingnut Site: Doritos Are Now The Gateway Snack To Introduce Children To The Joys Of Homosexuality

“PepsiCo, who make Doritos (through subsidiary Frito-Lay), are producing a homosexual version of Doritos called ‘Rainbow Doritos.’ Doritos are a product marketed to children, so they make the perfect gateway snack to introduce children to the joys of homosexuality. The chips come in several colors. The green are homosexual, the pink are lesbian, and the purple ones are transgendered Doritos. ...

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The Doritos Outrage Has Begun

The Doritos Outrage Machine is off to a quick start after the brand announced its partnership with the It Gets Better Project on a line of rainbow-hued Cool Ranch chips. Leading the Whiny Brigade so far are Twitchy and Free Republic, where commenters are wailing about perversion, Jesus, AIDS, and – because of course – Obama. The real fun won’t ...

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