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Pat Robertson On Kim Davis: Gays Want All Christians Thrown In Jail, Might As Well Get Used To It [VIDEO]

“So this whole thing is — putting her in jail and so forth — is nonsense. But it will happen and it’s just the beginning, it’s the warmup of this battle. And I want you to know right now, you’ve heard it here, the gays do not just want to be recognized, they do not want to be accepted, they …

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The Kim Davis Choir: God Said It, That Settles It!

Female members of Kim Davis’ Apostolic cult are reportedly commanded to dress modestly, are forbidden to cut their hair, and must not wear penis-encouraging make-up or jewelry. Gruesome ankle-length denim skirts are apparently the rage. (Pants are from Satan!) Photo by Dominic Holden at Buzzfeed. Congregants from Pioneer Pentecostal Holiness Church in Vanceburg are at the courthouse for #KentuckyClerk. pic.twitter.com/teDMOgu8Q2 …

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Public Policy Poll: Majority Of Republicans Believe Obama Is Muslim, Only 14% Sure He Is Christian

Last night Rachel Maddow reported on a just-released Public Policy Poll which reveals that 54% of Republicans continue to believe that President Obama is a secret Muslim, with only 14% being “certain” that he is a Christian. Perhaps more amusingly, 40% of Republicans believe Ted Cruz was born in the United States, while only 29% believe that Obama was. See …

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Janet Porter: I Prayed Dubya Into Office [VIDEO]

Not only did loony tune Janet Porter personally pray George W. Bush into office, a friend of hers “anointed” a bunch of military ballots with Holy Jesus Oil before delivering them to the Florida Supreme Court, guaranteeing their ruling against Al Gore.

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Conspiracy Nuts Declare Virginia Shooting To Be False Flag Hoax So The Illuminati Can Grab Everybody’s Guns [VIDEO]

Right on cue and within hours of the Virginia shooting, conspiracy sites, social media, and YouTube lit up with claims that the entire incident was staged by actors paid by the New World Order so that the Illuminati can seize power once everybody’s guns have been confiscated. Or something. The crazy actually goes much deeper than that, but here’s just …

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Certified Loon Glenn Beck Thinks Joe Biden Running For President Is The Funniest Thing He’s Ever Heard [VIDEO]

Via Mediaite: The prospect of Joe Biden running for president befuddled Glenn Beck on CNN tonight and brought him to uncontrollable laughter. Don Lemon asked Beck about the prospect of Biden running for president. Beck rolled his eyes and said “Really?!” several times. He found himself at a loss for words and, despite Lemon pointing to Biden’s track record, said …

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Pat Robertson: God Crashed The Stock Market Because Obama Supports Planned Parenthood [VIDEO]

Today’s stock market dive happened because the Obama administration backs Planned Parenthood, says Pat Robertson. “We will pay dearly as a nation for this thing going on. And possibly if we were to stop all this slaughter the judgment of God might be lifted from us. But it’s coming, ladies and gentlemen. We just had a little taste of it …

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Cessationism Vs Continuationism [VIDEO]

One of the more amusing internal battles currently raging in the evangelical world is that of the cessationists versus the continuationists, the latter of whom believe in speaking in tongues, annointings, miracles, and human prophets directly spoken to by God. (Think Robert Tilton, Cindy Jacobs, etc.) One of the most prominent critics of continuationism is megachurch Pastor John MacArthur, who …

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Robertson: Foreign Language Skills Won’t Be Needed In Heaven Because Angels Communicate Telepathically [VIDEO]

Robertson’s co-host suggests it still might be a good idea to brush up on your Hebrew, just in case. The above topic comes third in today’s viewer questions after Robertson dismisses a middle-age woman’s worry that she still thinks about a lesbian hook-up she had decades ago.

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Today On World Net Daily

According to World Net Daily, Usurper-In-Chief Barry Soetoro might be plotting to steal a third term by having the First Lady run for president. They write: So how about the gauntlet being thrown down by … Michelle Obama? There already are some commenting on the idea. WND commentator Star Parker told WND she was at a book signing in Washington …

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Crazy Lying Liar David Barton: Pedophilia And Bestiality Are Recognized Identities By US Military [AUDIO]

“There’s 82 official gender identities now and they all have equal status and protection here, so we’re talking pedophiles. If you’re a military member and you have an inclination for young children, you can’t be kicked out of the military for that anymore because that is your gender identity. If you are into having sex with animals, bestiality, that is …

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TEXAS: Red-Caped Catholic Loons Stage Highway Protest Against Obergefell Ruling [VIDEO]

As always, they focus on pissed off passersby. From the clip description: “Everywhere — Americans are unhappy with the Supreme Court. We will not allow true marriage to be destroyed. Share the video. See for yourself how people received the latest TFP tour for marriage in the South.” At the end of the clip you’ll see them outside the Alamo.

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Petition From Brian Brown: Stop Them Now Before Target Turns Your Kids Into Transhomogendersexians

“Target has caved to gender ideologues and has removed information identifying whether their products are intended for ‘boys’ or ‘girls’ in many of their sections. If you oppose this blatant act of political correctness, sign our letter to Target’s customer relations department, asking them to reverse their decision! Just a few months ago, Target defended gender-identifying signage, pointing to research …

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James Dobson: Hitler Loves Obergefell

“I grieve over what will happen to kids in public schools. They will be taught that right is wrong and wrong is right, and that the teachings of Scripture are unreliable and inaccurate. How unthinkable it is that in some states kindergartners, barely out of babyhood, are being taught adult perverse behavior that should never be discussed in the classroom. …

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Today On World Net Daily

Yeah, this story isn’t about actor Jim Caviezel. World Net Daily reports: A 73-year old Christian man trying to emulate Jesus by going without food for 40 days and 40 nights has reportedly died a month into his abstention from all nourishment. “He was a very spiritual man. It’s unfortunate he had to die this way,” said a close relative, …

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Linda Harvey: The Gaystapo’s Equality Act Will Totally Destroy Free Speech And Obliterate Christianity

“The unjust and unequal ‘Equality Act’ was introduced in Congress as H.R. 3185 and S. 1858 just before summer recess. This legislation jumps way beyond any previous anti-discrimination bill and would essentially wipe out free speech and religious liberty on the issues of homosexuality and gender change by declaring these behaviors to be civil rights in America. Christianity is now …

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One Million Moms: Help Us Tell Unsaved Teens The Truth About Homosexuality And Witchcraft

Watch out, you gay witches! One Million Moms is asking for help in their campaign to tell “unsaved” teenagers the truth about homosexuality and sorcery. Monica Cole writes: During the week of August 10-14, American Family Radio and Revival Fires International will host the Fifteenth annual “Truth For Youth” Week across the nation. In a very effective and unique evangelism …

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Pastor Jeremiah Johnson: God Told Me He Sent Donald Trump To Help Bring About The Second Coming Of Jesus

“The Holy Spirit spoke to me and said, ‘Trump shall become My trumpet to the American people, for he possesses qualities that are even hard to find in My people these days. Trump does not fear man nor will he allow deception and lies to go unnoticed. I am going to use him to expose darkness and perversion in America …

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Michele Bachmann: Christians Should Rejoice That Obama’s Iran Deal Is Bringing The End Times [AUDIO]

According to Crazy Eyes, Christians should be rejoicing that President Obama’s nuclear deal with Iran is bringing about the End Times. Via Right Wing Watch: In an interview with Religious Right radio host Jan Markell this weekend, former Rep. Michele Bachmann once again claimed that President Obama is ushering in the End Times, this time citing the nuclear agreement with …

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Harlem Hate Pastor Returns To Daily Show

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