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So sez “Bishop” Harry Jackson, who adds that God has personally ordered him to join the marriage fight. Jackson says he then complained to God that he didn’t have the money to do it. And bingo! When he got up the next morning God had commanded somebody to email him $50,000.

“When you’re aware of our Lord and His presence in your life everyday, when you’re moving through the crowds, when you’re giving speeches and me as Rick’s wife, I’m watching him, and the whole time he’s speaking so often, I’m just there praying for him, asking the Holy Spirit to speak through him. And I feel like God’s hand of …

“Europe is going to shake, shake, shake. The EU, who felt they could leave God out of their government and even imprison pastors for preaching the gospel, is going to be dealt with by God, Himself. In the midst of the shaking, God is going to awaken the church as never before seen in history. Other nations such as Russia …

Yes, Jesus, Yes!(Source)

“I’ve become a pariah in Boystown not just for my support of Sarah Palin and the Tea Party and my opposition to Barack Obama and the Left, but mainly for my insistence that it’s childish and flat-out wrong for the ‘gay community’ to direct hatred at Christians for refusing to allow the word ‘marriage’ to be redefined as something this …

Nigeria’s “witch hunter” and Holy Appointee of Jesus is coming to Houston for a “12 day marathon of deliverance” where she’ll cure you of mermaids, voodoo, spells, and ALL those chronic and incurable diseases. Praise! Glory! Donate!

The demon of same-sex marriage is hovering over Maryland. THEY’VE SEEN HER, people.

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What she IS, then, remains unknown. And scary.

Robertson actually says, “God said to me, and I quote…”

OK, now she’s just fucking with us, RIGHT?

When it happened last year, Cindy Jacobs said that God was expressing his disgust over the repeal of DADT. This turkey says the dead birds are “the word of God” letting us know that the End Times are truly upon us.

And aliens too!

From Cindy Jacobs’ guide to her group’s coming 21 day prayer fast to convince God that he must create a “Bible-based government.” Ask the Lord to remove the lie of “Separation of Church and State” from this nation’s governmental philosophy and from Believers mindsets! There is no such language in the Constitution. The wording of the Amendment is “Congress shall …

For a low low price, Rev. Bob Larsen will exorcise you of the demons that are preventing you from becoming the millionaire that God wants you to be. You need only enroll on Larsen’s site for his Demon Test®. It’s trademarked! No pastor, priest, or counselor has dwelt with more spiritually bound people sad seen them set free. This isn’t …

And there’s going to be a state-by-state wave of fasting that will impress God so much, he’ll bring America back to a Bible-based government like the Founders intended! Only a homofascist like you would call a Christians-only Bible-based government a “theocracy.” Stop repressing our right to repress you!

If it wasn’t written down 200+ years ago, it can’t exist!

She prayed to Jeebus and all of the woman’s “missing parts” were instantly returned to her body. And then she got pregnant. Glory! Praise! Pay me!