Tag Archives: crazy people

Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse Money Beg: The Illuminati Are Attacking My YouTube Channel [VIDEO]

The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse & Co-Prophet Of The End Times would like you to send him some money to compensate for his having to buy a new iPhone because the Illuminati are attacking the monetizaton of his YouTube channel. For realz, you guys! Watch below.

Read More »

Breitbart: Hunger Games Sequel Tanked Because Of Jennifer Lawrence’s “Anti-Christian Bigotry”

A couple of week’s ago Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence slammed Kim Davis in an interview with Vogue. According to Breitbart, her “anti-Christian bigotry”” is the reason the latest sequel “only” grossed $101 million this weekend. They write: Arrogant, big-mouthed, divisive Hollywood blowhards took a massive hit at the American box office this weekend. The highly-anticipated fourth and final chapter ...

Read More »

Sarah Palin: Jesus Christ Supports Open Carry

In her continuing ploy to generate VP buzz, Sarah Palin today declared that Christ His Own Damn Self would fight for the right carry semi-automatic weapons around his local Walmart. “Jesus would fight for our Second Amendment. Taking concrete defense measures (i.e. arming ourselves) away from the good guys? Yeah…that…we don’t want that. Shoot, even the Lord said to take ...

Read More »

Enter The Paris Truthers [VIDEO]

Within hours of the massacre in Paris, YouTube began to light up with dozens of claims that like 9/11, Newtown, and other mass killings, the attacks in France were an elaborate Illuminati hoax meant to further the creation of the New World Order. And grab your guns. Or something. Example below.

Read More »

Colbert Puts The Christ Back In Coffee [VIDEO]

“Starbucks wants to de-Christmas the holiday season with its bland red and green cups? Not on Stephen’s watch.”

Read More »

Christian Site: President Obama’s Cover For Out Magazine Proves That He Is A Homosexual

According to an End Times site, that President Obama posed for the cover of Out Magazine provides conclusive proof that he is gay. They write: In the Bible, God destroyed the twin cities of both Sodom and Gomorrah for the sin of homosexuality, and He did it by raining down fire and brimstone on them. The Bible also says that ...

Read More »

Crazy Eyes: Convert All Jews Now, Rapture Is Coming

Talking Points Memo reports: Ex-U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) warned Wednesday that Jesus is “coming soon,” making the task of converting the masses – particularly Jews – even more urgent. “We recognize the shortness of the hour,” Bachmann said in a radio interview with Tony Perkins, president of the conservative Family Research Council. The duo recorded the interview during their ...

Read More »

Pat Robertson: God Will Destroy America’s Financial Markets Over Sodomite Marriage [VIDEO]

Pat Robertson is ever so unhappy that “sodomy has been enshrined into the US Constitution.” But even more unhappy is the Lord Almighty His Damn Self, who is going to perform some dark magic on the financial markets to punish us: “Now it’s a constitutional right for sodomites to marry each other. I don’t want the wrath of God to ...

Read More »

Christian Site: 7 Signs That Witches Are Attacking You

Over at Charisma News, Jennifer LeClaire has posted a helpful list of the signs that you are being attacked by witches. She writes: “In my experience, though, there are some practical questions you can ask yourself to help you discern a witchcraft attack: 1. Are you on an emotional roller coaster, rushing from anger to sadness to confusion? You could ...

Read More »

Harlem Hate Pastor Calls For “Fire & Brimstone” Boycott Against Sodomite Businesses [VIDEO]

Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning has issued a call for a “national fire and brimstone boycott” against all “sodomite-owned” and LGBT friendly businesses, telling his followers, “God will show you how to make this boycott work across America and bring the sodomites to their economic knees.” Among the companies Manning ticks off are General Mills, Google, and the makers ...

Read More »

OHIO: Toledo Mayoral “Prophetess” Candidate Rebukes Local Radio Host And Speaks In Tongues [VIDEO]

Self-proclaimed “prophetess” Opal Covey, 75, is running for mayor of Toledo, Ohio for the fifth time because God Himself personally told her in 2000 that she is destined to win. Yesterday she visited local talk radio station WSPD where she melted down in the lobby and began ranting in tongues to host Fred LeFebvre as cell phone cameras rolled. Ooh, ...

Read More »

Crackpot Pastor Rick Scarborough Throws Down Copy Of Obergefell Ruling And Walks On It [VIDEO]

That’ll show SCOTUS! Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Vision America recently posted a new promotional video celebrating the organization’s work mobilizing pastors for the purpose of getting their congregations more involved in politics, which featured footage of Rick Scarborough literally throwing a copy of the Supreme Court’s gay marriage decision to the ground and stepping on it while ...

Read More »

Pilot Episode: The Book Of Jed [VIDEO]

Hermant Mehta writes at The Friendly Atheist: Two years ago, I posted about how nomadic fire-and-brimstone campus preacher Brother Jed Smock would soon be starring with his family in a reality TV show. Like any show, there was only promise of a pilot episode (which is no guarantee of a series or that the pilot would even air on television). ...

Read More »

Nutjob Pastor Rick Wiles: “Crisis Actors” May Have Staged The Mass Shooting In Oregon [AUDIO]

“Several members of the ‘Trunews’ team and I were talking this morning in the office about the mysterious appearance of similar looking persons at the scenes of recent mass shootings. Could they be the same people? Could they be paid crisis actors and actresses? Is there a secret death squad at work in this country staging mass shootings in order ...

Read More »

LIVE VIDEO: Tennessee’s Blount County Commission To Vote On Resolution Asking God To Spare Them From God’s Wrath Over Same-Sex Marriage

The county commissioners of Blount County, Tennessee are about have a public hearing on the resolution of loony bird Commissioner Karen Miller, who wants them to formally ask God to “pass us by” during “His Coming Wrath” when he righteously kills the fuck out of the rest of America over gay marriage. Local activists are staging a protest outside the ...

Read More »

Crazy Eyes: God Is Flooding The Carolinas Because He’s Pissed About USA Turning Its Back On Israel

According to former Rep. Michele Bachmann, God is flooding the fuck out of the Carolinas because America has turned its back on Israel.  Apparently being the #1 all-time recipient of US foreign aid just isn’t enough for the Lord Almighty.

Read More »

End Times Nutter Jonathan Cahn Predicted Hurricane Joaquin Would Hit DC Because Gay Marriage [AUDIO]

Brian Tashman writes at Right Wing Watch: It looks like Jonathan Cahn has blown another prophecy. Over the weekend, Family Research Council President Tony Perkins interviewed Cahn about his recent speech at the FRC-hosted Values Voter Summit. Cahn, who gained Religious Right fame after predicting, unsuccessfully, that last month would be a period of chaos and turmoil, possibly culminating in ...

Read More »

FLORIDA: Libertarian Who Sacrificed A Goat & Drank Its Blood Is Running For US Senate [VIDEO]

I don’t even know how to start this post. How about a quote? “It has been said that I associate with neo-Nazis and skinheads. You’re goddamn right I do. I am a criminal defense lawyer, and I am proud of the work I have done for the American Front. Every Libertarian in America should be supporting them as victims of ...

Read More »

TENNESSEE: Blount County Commission To Ask God Not To Murder Them Over Same-Sex Marriage

On Tuesday the county commissioners of Blount County, Tennessee will vote on a resolution which asks God to “pass us by” during “His Coming Wrath” when he righteously kills the fuck out of the rest of America over gay marriage. The resolution is authored by Commissioner Karen Miller, who quite logically cites Sodom and Gomorrah. An excerpt: With a firm ...

Read More »

Today On World Net Daily

According to World Net Daily, God is sending Hurricane Joaquin to punish America for flying the Palestinian flag over the United Nations. Which the USA had nothing to do with, but whatevs. They write: “The storm became Hurricane Joaquin as Russia’s Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov was preparing to host a U.N. Security Council meeting on Israeli-Palestinian peace efforts, as the ...

Read More »