Tag Archives: crackpots

MAINE: Red-Caped Catholic Loons Set Up “Sign Sting” At College Bookstore

The red-caped Catholic loons of Tradition, Family & Property, who have staged numerous “attacks” against them, are claiming that their hidden camera caught “homofascists and supporters” as they destroyed anti-gay marriage signs that TFP placed outside a college bookstore in Portland, Maine.

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PETA: Veganism Makes Your Dick Bigger

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Mark Cuban To Donald Trump: I’ll Give You $1M To Shave That Thing On Your Head

Dallas Mavericks owner and loudmouth billionaire Mark Cuban says he’ll donate $1 million to charity if Donald Trump will shave that rat’s nest on his head. The offer comes in response to Trump’s recent public offer to President Obama. In a thoroughly ridiculous announcement last week, Trump pledged to donate $5 million to a charity of President Obama’s choice if ...

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Donald Trump: Obama Wouldn’t Take My $5M Which Proves He Was Born In Kenya

“For President Obama not to accept five million dollars (or much more) for his favorite charity can only mean one thing – the records are very bad.  Obviously he wasn’t born in this country or, if he was, he said he wasn’t in order to receive financial aid and in order to have a clear and very easy path into ...

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The Gays Caused Sandy, CTD

“The hurricanes of the last ten years are four times worse than the hurricanes of the 1990s and twelve times worse of the hurricanes of the 70s and 80s, now this is interesting because I would say that the United States has not been honoring God very much, am I out on a limb here? The United States of America ...

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Last Chance To Sign Jesus Pledge

Scamvangelist Bill Keller wants you to know this is your last chance to join the 1.6 million people who have allegedly signed his pledge to write in Jesus on your presidential ballot. From his third-person press release: In May, Keller began a sister website, www.votingforjesus.com and made the case that because of the fact President Obama is the most pro-death, ...

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Rabbi Yehuda Levin: Voting For Homo-Friendly Mitt Romney Will Cause God To Send More Hurricanes

“Tens of billions in losses, 50 dead, scientists say that Sandy is the worst N.Y. hurricane in 800 years! Some insurance policies still call this kind of occurrence an ACT OF G-D. But where are our religio-conservative leaders to interpret what’s happening? Remember when Dr. Falwell and Dr. Pat Robertson attributed 9/11 to the homosexual agenda and abortion? Guess our ...

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Bryan Fischer: There Will Be Blood And Civil Unrest If Romney Wins

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WND Founder Joseph Farah: If Obama Wins He Will Round Up Us Wingnuts

“If Barack Obama is re-elected Nov. 6 for a second term, he will declare a full-scale war on his domestic opposition. There may not be another free and fair election in America. I would expect due process to go the way of the horse and buggy. I think he will move to shut down and destroy all independent media. In ...

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Crazy Eyes: I’m An Independent!

If the above lie isn’t hilarious enough, check out how a Minnesota debate audience reacted this week to another outrageous lie.

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From The We Like Women Party

This does not appear to be a parody site. We Like Women Pride!—> We Like Women, We Are Proud To Like Women, and If They Do Not Like Women, They Are the Enemy! (Vote for straight, heterosexual men that like women!)—->Vote for Mitt Romney/Paul Ryan for president/vice president! We Like Women likes Romney/Ryan and asks that you vote for them ...

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Orthodox Rabbi: Hurricane Sandy Was God’s Revenge For New York Gay Marriage

Right Wing Watch has the story: Rabbi Noson Leiter of Torah Jews for Decency is blaming Hurricane Sandy on gays and lesbians, calling it “divine justice” for New York’s new marriage equality law. Torah Jews for Decency campaigned against marriage equality in New York and New Jersey, worked with Liberty Counsel and New Yorkers for Constitutional Freedoms in an unsuccessful ...

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Franklin Graham: Mitt Romney Is America’s Last Chance To Please God

“When America’s leaders actively promote and legislate immorality, restrict the religious freedoms that our country was founded on, and are openly hostile to men and women of faith, then I believe we are ripe for God’s judgment. So pray and then vote on Nov. 6, asking God for His mercy and grace upon our land. There’s still time to turn ...

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Gays Caused The Frankenstorm

“Just last August, Hurricane Isaac hit New Orleans seven years later, on the exact day of Hurricane Katrina. Both hit during the week of the homosexual event called Southern Decadence in New Orleans! Hurricane Sandy is hitting 21 years to the day of the Perfect Storm of October 20, 1991.  America has been under God’s judgment since this event. Both ...

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WND: God Sent The Frankenstorm Because Of US Mistreatment Of Israel

Right on wackadoodle schedule: Journalist and White House correspondent William Koenig explained to WND that some of the United States’ most catastrophic storms and events have correlated closely with the nation’s God-defying attempts to divide the land of Israel. “When we put pressure on Israel to divide their land, we have enormous, record-setting events, often within 24 hours,” Koenig told ...

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Vote For Obama, Go To Hell

“A well-formed Christian conscience does not permit one to vote for a political program that contradicts fundamental contents of faith and morals.  Some candidates and one party have even chosen some of these as their party’s or their personal political platform. To vote for someone in favor of these positions means that you could be morally ‘complicit’ with these choices ...

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How To Pray Away The Frankenstorm

“Rebuke this storm in Jesus’ name. The authority of the believer is powerful enough to shift weather patterns! (Matthew 17:20). Declare that the Prince of Peace reigns over this hurricane, and that His peace will cause the storm to diminish. (Isaiah 9:6).  Pray that this storm will not disrupt our Reformation Day prayer initiatives in the eastern states. (Isaiah 54:17).  ...

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Crackpot Of The Day – E.W. Jackson

“Their minds are perverted, they’re frankly very sick people psychologically, mentally and emotionally and they see everything through the lens of homosexuality. When they talk about love they’re not talking about love, they’re talking about homosexual sex. So they can’t see clearly. Jesus said ‘when the eye is dark the body is full of darkness.’ Let me come back to ...

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Minnesota GOP Head: Lena Dunham’s Ad Is Proof Obama Is In Cahoots With Satan

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Gary Cass: If You Don’t Own A Gun, You Are Not A True Christian

And Harvard is the number one bastion of Satanists.

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