Tag Archives: crackpots

Porno Pete To MTV: Cancel Dan Savage

“Number One: Dan Savage is a radical and raunchy homosexual activist who gives unhealthy and reckless sex advice. He aggressively works to undermine the historic ethic of marital fidelity by championing the twisted notion that married couples should allow outside sex — like so many ‘monogamish’ homosexual male couples do. Incredibly, Savage argues that this would lower the divorce rate. ...

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David Barton: God Will Destroy The United States If We Don’t Give Money To Israel

“One of the areas where I will agree with Libertarians is that our foreign policy spending is way the heck out of bounds. The one where I’m going to draw an exception is we’ve got a business giving to Israel. And you can say ‘Well, it’s not in the Constitution.’ Okay, I can say it’s in Genesis 12:3. Genesis 12:3 ...

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God Is Going To Rapture Christian Airline Pilots And Crash Everybody Else To Death

And now, here’s a song about just that. You seriously should watch this, if just for the line about “astonished liberals” amongst the wreckage. UPDATE: The video has been yanked.

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The Latest Lie From David Barton

“If a teenager wants to earn $370,000 more in their lifetime than all their neighbors, you know what they need to do? A study now shows that if you are not sexually active as a teenage, you do earn $370,000 more in your lifetime than others. Now explain that … it just shows God’s ways work.” – Anti-gay activist David ...

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Pat Robertson: Blowjobs Are OK!

But ONLY if you are opposite-married, DUH.

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The Gays Caused High Unemployment

“Christians are called to unite the GOP with Rick Santorum. This is because the Bible says that Mitt Romney opposes Jesus Christ and Christians. Romney is against everything the USA was founded upon. God promises to fix the economy if we vote for mature Christians. God says that the economy declined for taking God out of government, 53-plus million abortions ...

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Obama Killed Breitbart, Part III

Harlem’s Pastor James David Manning says “my investigation has revealed” that Andrew Breitbart discovered that the killing of Osama Bin Laden is a hoax. Therefore Obama had to murder him. I gave up listening after five minutes, that’s all you really need.RELATED: Pastor Manning also recently revealed that Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney are secretly black.

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Kalley Yanta Doesn’t Just Hate Gay People

Good As You tips us that Minnesota For Marriage spokes-shrew Kalley Yanta doesn’t just hate gay people, she hates birth control, which she once used to “prolong my promiscuous lifestyle.” Yanta says when she gets to heaven she’s going to “meet all those children I killed” with birth control. That’s when she’ll have some “serious apologizing” to do. Birth control ...

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Frothy Mix: I’ll Defund All Contraception

“One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country. It’s not okay. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be. [Sex] is supposed to be within marriage. It’s supposed to be for ...

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Anti-Christian Witches Are Plotting To Take Over The World Through Harry Potter

So sez this “seventh-generation witch” turned evangelical.

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Evolution Is A Lie

And it was invented by scientists who just want to commit adultery, drink alcohol, and watch porno. (Source)

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Email Of The Day – Eugene Delgaudio

“Dear Joe, The radical Homosexual Lobby is taking over! State by state, they are sweeping through our nation and making a mockery of the holy institution of marriage by forcing their perverted version of marriage on God-fearing Americans. And do you know the Homosexual Lobby’s ultimate goal? The complete eradication of marriage and morality in our nation. “They want every ...

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The Letter Was OVERNIGHTED Because He Really Totally Means Business, You Guys

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Email Of The Day – Eugene Delgaudio

In this week’s missive, Eugene retells a story so infamous that it’s been posted to his Wikipedia page. It was a dark and stormy lie-filled night…. Dear Joe, Radical homosexual groups like the Gay-Lesbian Task Force and ACT-UP receive millions from the government. Hundreds of millions of tax dollars flow to homosexual activists through funding for so-called AIDS-awareness programs and ...

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Rabbi Daniel Lapin: 9/11 Was Predicted In The Torah & Was Totally Planned By Hitler

“The Torah, in ancient Jewish wisdom the Bible, actually explains something which we have lived through which is one of the great mysteries: the plot of 9/11. Not only do we find references in Zachariah to four mysterious crafts that come through between two mountains made of metal, in biblical terminology mountains can be natural mountains or also anything tall ...

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You Too Can Raise The Dead!

It’ll only cost $215 for the 18 DVD instructions!

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Email Of The Day – Eugene Delguadio

This week’s email from local elected suburban Virginia official Eugene Delguadio is another ten-page morass of outrageous lies. Of course! But at least this week no radical homofascists broke into Eugene’s house and hit him on the head with rocks. This time Eugene turns his attention to a pending federal anti-bullying bill. A bill which, if passed, would totally make ...

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LOS ANGELES: Christian Activist Heckles Obama, Calls Him The Anti-Christ

Pastor David Serrano is also known for disrupting local government meetings with screams about the apocalypse and God’s Vengeful Earthquakes.

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Keith Olbermann Rips Rick Perry’s
Anti-Gay Florida Campaign Leader

Olbermann takes on Rick Perry’s Florida campaign leader, who says God sends natural disasters to express displeasure with gay marriage. She can also raise the dead! SRSLY. Glory! Praise Jeebus!(Via – Good As You)

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Perry Campaign Leader Pam Olsen Preaches On Seven Mountains Theocracy

Pam Olsen, who is one of Rick Perry’s campaign leaders, advocates for Seven Mountains dominionism, a surging theology which claims that only Christians are approved by God to rule America. Olsen also says that God punishes the nation with natural disasters when gay rights advances are made. Oh and I almost forgot, she can raise the dead! Rick Perry for ...

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