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Preacher Who “Laid Hands” On Trump: Half Of Congress Performs Human Sacrifice And Drinks Blood [VIDEO]

“At the highest level, the people that rule the planet worship Lucifer. These people perform human sacrifices and drink blood. I don’t care what you believe. We’ve got all the documentation on it. Bohemian Grove in the redwoods of northern California, it’s a men’s only club founded out of San Francisco. That’s why homosexuality is at an all time high ...

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Pat Robertson: God Might Cure Your Disease But If You Aren’t “Filled With The Spirit,” It’ll Come Back [VIDEO]

Yesterday Pat Robertson read a letter from a woman who wanted to know why God allowed her unnamed disease to recur when she had already delivered a prayer of thanks for curing her the first time. According to Robertson, God sent the disease back because she wasn’t “filled with the spirit.” Hemant Mehta provides us with the transcript: Remember Jesus ...

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Taste Test: Jim Bakker’s Food Slop Buckets [VIDEO]

Hemant Mehta reports at the Friendly Atheist: Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal of Good Mythical Morning, a YouTube morning show, purchased a giant bucket of apocalyptic food from televangelist Jim Bakker. Then they ranked the contents from best (“Armageddon-er Done!”) to worst (“28 Diarrheas Later”). It only cost them $175 for the bucket, plenty of time for cooking, and whatever ...

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Jim Bakker: God Sent Two Scientists That Would Have Cured Cancer But Both Of Them Were Aborted [VIDEO]

Yesterday Jim Bakker interviewed former Roy Moore spokes-loon Janet Porter about her so-called “Heartbeat Bill” – which Porter claims would outlaw abortion “before the mother even knows she’s pregnant.” And as usual, things went directly into crazy territory. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Bakker claimed that God has sent two scientists to earth who would have found the ...

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Focus On The Family: We Had To Get Reclassified As A “Church” In Order To Protect The Privacy Of Our Donors

The Christian Post reports: Focus on the Family is defending its decision to have the Internal Revenue Service officially reclassify the Christian nonprofit as a “church,” denouncing the efforts of some to ascribe “sinister” intentions to the change. An article published in February by the liberal group People for the American Way’s Right Wing Watch site documenting Focus on the ...

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Evangelicals Pray To Protect Trump From Witches

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: When tsunami-stopping and ant-reviving pastor Frank Amedia appeared on “The Jim Bakker Show”, he was joined by several members of his POTUS Shield organization, who collectively engaged in an extended prayer to protect President Trump from the “evil forces” of the deep state, in addition to the “witches and warlocks” who have been ...

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Christian Hate Group Won “Church” Status By Claiming All 600 Of Its Staffers Are Ministers AND Congregation

Miranda Blue reports at Right Wing Watch: We reported in February that Focus on the Family, the influential Religious Right organization founded by James Dobson, is now classified as a church by the IRS, meaning that it does not have to file publicly available tax documents like most nonprofits do. In response to our request, the IRS sent us copies ...

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Scamvangelist Lori Bakker: Liberals Really Want To Lock Up All Christians In “Mental Illness Centers” [VIDEO]

After comedian Joy Behar mocked Mike Pence for claiming that God directly speaks to him, Jim Bakker’s wife Lori has decided that liberals want to throw all Christians in the loony bin. Kyle Mantyla has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “If the world is thinking that we’re all mentally ill, do you know what’s going to happen next? They ...

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Evangelical Leader Prays God Exposes The Satanic Deep State Messing With Trump, The Almighty Hand Of God

“We have been praying, God, that you will expose those things that are being done in secret, to be brought out to light. God, we are seeing you expose the shenanigans of Satan that are trying to hold this country down, that are trying to get in the way of us moving forward as a country, as an administration, under ...

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REPORT: Trump Rigged The Miss Universe Pageant To Favor Countries Where He Had Business Interests

According to a piece published today by the New Yorker, judges at a recent Miss Universe pageant compared notes after the naming of the finalists and were shocked to realize that several of the women named had not been selected by them. Well, you know where that’s going: A day or two before a pageant began, Trump would casually visit ...

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“Miracle” Drug Saves Pat Robertson After Stroke

From Pat Robertson’s CBN News: Dr. M.G. “Pat” Robertson is recovering after sustaining an embolic stroke around 12 noon Friday. A family member recognized the onset of symptoms and Dr. Robertson was rushed to the nearest stroke center. The stroke center consulted with a neurologist/stroke specialist who quickly ordered an MRI to determine the cause of the stroke and the ...

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Christian “Prophet”: God Might Have Former Presidents Executed For Daring To Criticize Trump [AUDIO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Last Thursday, self-proclaimed “firefighter prophet” and right-wing conspiracy theorist Mark Taylor made yet another appearance on Sheila Zilinsky’s “Weekend Vigilante” podcast, where he claimed that former presidents might be executed as punishment from God for criticizing President Trump. Citing his previous prophecy that of the five living former presidents, “two will be taken, ...

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Scamvangelist No Longer Has To Fly In “Long Tube Of Demons” Now That Jesus Has Bought Him A Private Jet

DeadState reports: In 2016, DeadState published a story featuring evangelical ministers Kenneth Copeland and Jesse Duplantis having a discussion about how they talk to God regularly while on private jets — conversations that would be impossible while riding in coach. The two sat at table when at one point Copeland declared that private jets “are sanctuary that protect the anointed,” ...

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Robertson: God Won’t Let Nuclear War Happen, There’s Too Much Spiritual Stuff Left To Be Done [VIDEO]

“I hate to differ with the distinguished former chairman of the Joint Chiefs, but I don’t think we’re gonna have a nuclear war. I don’t think that God almighty is gonna allow that to happen to this world. I think there are too many other important things to be done – uh – spiritually and I just don’t think that’s ...

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Jim Bakker: The Amtrak Derailment In Washington Was God’s Warning To America About Something [VIDEO]

According to bisexual scamvangelist and food slop bucket kingpin Jim Bakker, last month’s fatal Amtrak derailment in Washington state was a warning from God about…. something! Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Noting that the train was on its maiden voyage on a new stretch of track, Bakker likened the derailment to the sinking of the Titanic, which apparently ...

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Trump Breaks Century-Old Tradition, Hosts No State Dinners, Instead Makes 100+ Visits To Own Properties

The Associated Press reports: President Donald Trump couldn’t stop talking about the red carpets, military parades and fancy dinners that were lavished upon him during state visits on his recent tour of Asia. “Magnificent,” he declared at one point on the trip. But Trump has yet to reciprocate, making him the first president in almost a century to close his ...

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Franklin Graham: Rosie O’Donnell Is Going To Hell

“Rosie O’Donnell is back in the news today for going after Speaker of the House Paul Ryan on Twitter after he posted a Christmas video message honoring the birth of Jesus Christ. Among other things, she told Speaker Ryan he was going ‘straight to hell.’ “Rosie, you don’t have the keys to hell, but I know the One who does. ...

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Trump To Save Millions Under GOP Tax Scam [VIDEO]

But you knew that already. The Washington Post reports: President Trump, who won the White House on a wave of populist promises, will likely save millions of dollars, thanks to Congress’s approval of a tax plan he pledged was designed for the middle class. Trump, who said he would be a “big loser” if the bill passed, stands to gain ...

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Jim Bakker: I Can’t Preach The Gospel On My Show Because Those Who Hate God Want To Kill Me [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker said on his television program today that there is so much hatred of Christianity in America that he cannot even preach the Gospel on his show because he could be killed for doing so. The people who hate God, Bakker said, “have beat back all opposition, they ...

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Christian “Prophet”: Trump Will Release Secret Cures For Cancer And Alzheimer’s During His Second Term

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Self-proclaimed “firefighter prophet” and right-wing conspiracy theorist Mark Taylor appeared on “The Edge” television program on Saturday night, where he said that during his second term in office, President Trump will release the long-secret cures for cancer and Alzheimer’s disease. Taylor told host Daniel Ott that Trump’s priority during his first term is ...

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