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Jim Bakker Launches 24-Hour Home Shopping Channel

End Times scamvangelist and bisexual felon Jim Bakker has launched a 24-hour live-streaming home shopping network, where you can buy his food slop buckets, Jesus trinkets, Mike Huckabee books, and various tributes to God’s Chosen One, Donald Trump. On sale TODAY ONLY are $125 tubs of hydrolyzed collagen so that you will look your best when God rains down his ...

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Jim Bakker: Buy My Food Slop Buckets So Your Baby Doesn’t Starve If Democrats Murder Trump [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: A weeping Jim Bakker brought one of his grandchildren on to his program today to beg people to stock up on his buckets of End Times survival food so that they can avoid taking the Mark of the Beast when all hell breaks loose if Democrats manage to kill President Trump and/or regain ...

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Jim Bakker: “Merry Christmas” Was Outlawed Years Ago

While hawking his Official End Times Jesus His Damn Self ornaments on his show today, bisexual scamvangelist Jim Bakker revealed that saying “Merry Christmas” was outlawed years ago. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Bakker said that he has been searching for Christmas ornaments that feature Jesus instead of Santa because Christmas “is the birthday of Jesus Christ” and ...

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Bakker: Christians Will Riot If Trump Gets Impeached

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “Trump is not crazy,” Bakker bellowed. “They want him to be crazy because they want to impeach him. There is nothing they can impeach him over because this thing with the collusion with Russia they can’t prove, but they want to say this man is crazy. They’re trying to get doctors to say ...

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Robertson Blames Mass Shootings On Anti-Depressants: All These Crimes Have Some Nexus To Them

“I hope and pray they don’t politicize this thing and start talking about gun control and all that because it won’t be necessary. But I do think there’s got to be a thorough investigation into the effect of antidepressants on these. And they’ve been so many of these mass killings and almost every one, as I said before, has had ...

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Pat Robertson Tells Viewer: Maybe God Let Your Boy Die So He Wouldn’t Grow Up An To Be Atheist [VIDEO]

Hemant Mehta writes at the Friendly Atheist: On today’s episode of The 700 Club, a woman wrote in to ask Pat Robertson why God allowed her 15-year-old son to die. Robertson, for some reason, decided to give her a very specific answer: God may have let your son die to prevent him from becoming an alcoholic or atheist later in ...

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Robertson: Trump Should Pardon Everybody [VIDEO]

Scamvangelist Pat Robertson today called for Trump to shut down Robert Mueller’s investigation and issue a blanket pardon for everybody touched by the Russia probe. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Trump “can grant a pardon to everybody involved in this thing if he wants to,” Robertson said. “This whole thing has got to be shut down. He has ...

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Bisexual Scamvangelist Jim Bakker: Threats To Impeach Trump Are Totally A Sign Of The Apocalypse [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker said on his television program today that the attacks on President Trump are a sign that the White Horse of the Apocalypse is galloping across America and that the wildfires and Hollywood sexual assault scandals are God’s judgment on California. “This is that white horse today, this ...

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Pastor Who “Laid Hands” On Trump: Hollywood Is Filled With Cannibals Who Drink Blood Of Children [VIDEO]

“They sacrifice children at the highest levels in Hollywood. They drink blood of young kids. This is a fact. That is why the next thing to be exposed will be all the pedophilia that is going to come out of Hollywood and out of Washington, D.C. The human sacrifice and the cannibalism has been going on for years. Some of ...

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Jim Bakker: God Will Punish You For Mocking Me

Bisexual scamvangelist Jim Bakker today declared that God will punish you for mocking him just because his prophecies about the end of the world haven’t come true. “God is speaking to his people. The only ones who probably aren’t talking to God these days are mean people in America, people who just are anti-Christ. If you don’t want to hear ...

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Newsweek: Does God Believe In Trump? Why White Evangelicals Are Sticking With Their “Prince Of Lies”

From a must-read cover story by Newsweek: For many decades, Trump was the sweaty embodiment of the Manhattan libertine—a Studio 54 denizen who ran a modeling agency as his personal Tinder, and laughingly told Howard Stern that his Vietnam was avoiding STDs when he was a swingin’ bachelor…and a swingin’ married man. He wasn’t known for his religious faith until ...

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Pat Robertson Blames Las Vegas Attack On Disrespect For Trump, The National Anthem, And God [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On “The 700 Club” today, televangelist Pat Robertson linked last night’s mass shooting in Las Vegas to a disrespect for President Trump, the national anthem and God. “Violence in the streets, ladies and gentlemen. Why is it happening?” he asked. “The fact that we have disrespect for authority; there is profound disrespect for ...

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SUPERCUT: Jim Bakker’s Food Slop Buckets [VIDEO]

Viral YouTube comedian Vic Berger’s Super Deluxe channel has posted a scary/funny supercut of Jim Bakker and his cast of scamvangelicals pitching his infamous food slop buckets, which Bakker helpfully points out can also be used as emergency toilets and as flotation devices during floods. BONUS: This clip also features completely insane “prophetess” Cindy Jacobs. Watch below.

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Jim Bakker: My Food Buckets Will Prevent Cannibalism

Jim Bakker today declared that when the End Times come, the only thing to stop you from eating Grandma will be his food slop buckets. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “In perilous times, they do crazy things,” Bakker said, adding that he has “cried so much” over the destruction wrought on Houston by Hurricane Harvey. “I saw wonderful ...

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Jim Bakker: God Sent Hurricane Harvey To Punish America For Sending Jared Kushner To Israel [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On his program today, End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker interviewed “White House correspondent” William Koenig about the new edition of his book, “Eye to Eye: Facing the Consequences of Dividing Israel,” which asserts that all the major natural disasters and catastrophes that have struck America in recent decades have been God’s punishment ...

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New Book Details Jim Bakker’s Gay Affairs

Author John Wigger has a new book out titled PTL: The Rise and Fall of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker’s Evangelical Empire. From the lengthy review published by Christianity Today: Drawing on a wide range of interviews, newspaper reports, and court documents, Wigger expertly documents the larger-than-life transgressions that eventually brought the Bakkers and PTL tumbling down. Where to begin ...

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Jim Bakker: I Could Be Shot For Wearing A Jesus Hat

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: During his interview with Jonathan Cahn this morning, End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker suggested that he could be murdered for going out in public wearing a hat with a cross on it. Bakker went on to declare that “everything God’s ever spoke to me has come to pass” while fuming that society ...

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Pastor Bad Wig: We Prayed Away Irma [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Starting last Thursday, right-wing preacher Lance Wallnau streamed a nightly series of videos on Periscope in which he commanded Hurricane Irma to change its projected path away from Florida, ordering the storm to dissipate and turn out into the Atlantic Ocean. That obviously did not happen, but that didn’t stop Wallnau from streaming ...

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Scamvangelicals Command Hurricane Irma “Out To Sea”

Just as they did before Hurricane Harvey, a slew of scamvangelicals have issued last-minute prayers for God to command Hurricane Irma away from the United States. Here’s a few of them. Landon Schott: Father, we come to you in the name above every other name, the name of Jesus! We plead the powerful blood of Jesus over Florida and that ...

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Propaganda Minister Kellyanne Conway: Trump’s Most Notable Personal Characteristic Is His Humility [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Counselor to the president Kellyanne Conway was interviewed by Pat Robertson on “The 700 Club” today, where she declared that President Trump’s most notable characteristic is his humility. Robertson kicked off the softball interview by asking Conway “what characteristic stands out in your mind” most about Trump, to which she replied that “it’s ...

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