Tag Archives: Cindy Jacobs

Cindy Jacobs: God Told Me He’ll Destroy Kim Jong-Un This Year Unless He Converts To Christianity [VIDEO]

“Maybe somehow, Kim Jong Un, you are watching this. If you are, turn your heart to the Lord Jesus. There are people praying for you and if you will completely change, God is going to help you on a path that will not be destructive. So you can choose, Kim Jong Un; you choose who you serve. If you serve ...

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SUPERCUT: Jim Bakker’s Food Slop Buckets [VIDEO]

Viral YouTube comedian Vic Berger’s Super Deluxe channel has posted a scary/funny supercut of Jim Bakker and his cast of scamvangelicals pitching his infamous food slop buckets, which Bakker helpfully points out can also be used as emergency toilets and as flotation devices during floods. BONUS: This clip also features completely insane “prophetess” Cindy Jacobs. Watch below.

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Prophetess Cindy Jacobs: I’ve Decreed That God Expose Terror Threats To The US In Jesus’ Name [VIDEO]

Safiyah Riddle reports at Right Wing Watch: Self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs received a message from God about the national security of the United States, announcing that she “decreed” that the Lord would “expose, expose, and expose” terrorist threats to the U.S. “in the name of Jesus.” These visions, according to Jacobs, are “an anointing and an authority and an intercession” ...

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Cindy Jacobs: God Wants Christians To Be “Profoundly Wealthy” So Jealous Jews Will Convert [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “Respected prophet” Cindy Jacobs preached at a church in New Jersey, where she prophesied that God wants Christians to be rich so that there will be a “great harvest” of Jewish conversions when they see their Christian neighbors becoming “profoundly wealthy.” “What the Jews have, we have,” Jacobs proclaimed. “However, we have more ...

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Anti-LGBT Evangelical Nuts To Launch 100 Days Of “Intercessory Prayer For Great Awakening” Under Trump

This is separate from the POTUS Shield and the seven days of circling around the White House. From the just-for-Trump website Pray As One: As Christians, we believe in the power of intercessory prayer. As the late scholar of revival James Edwin Orr once said, “No great spiritual awakening has begun anywhere in the world apart from united prayer.” Across ...

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Cindy Jacobs: Christians Must Vote To Stop The US From Polluting Other Countries With Gayness [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports: “Respected prophet” Cindy Jacobs and her husband Mike preached at a church in Ohio last week that is run by Frank Amedia, who has played an important role in mobilizing Pentecostal and Charismatic Christians to support Donald Trump. In their sermon, the Jacobses urged those in the congregation to be sure to vote in November in order ...

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Trump To Meet With Anti-LGBT Hate Groups

Next month Donald Trump will meet with many of the well-known Christian leaders that want you dead or imprisoned. Via Right Wing Watch: Trump, who has already recruited a variety of far-right activists and conspiracy theorists to his campaign, is set to take part in a convening organized by Ben Carson, a former rival turned campaign surrogate, aimed at bringing ...

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Cindy Jacobs: I Commanded The Clouds Over Israel To Dissipate During A 700 Club Photo Shoot [VIDEO]

Wearing one of her trademark Star Trek: The Next Generation pleather dresses, Prophetess Cindy Jacobs has revealed how she used the authority of White Jesus to order clouds over Jerusalem to dissipate during a photo shoot for Pat Robertson’s 700 Club. The Friendly Atheist has the transcript: A friend came to me and said, “Cindy, do something!” This is what ...

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Cindy Jacobs: I Faith-Healed A Woman’s Shortness

She grew three inches on the spot! “One very sweet miracle was through a word of knowledge when I said, ‘There is someone here, and you are shorter than you are supposed to be.’ I went on to explain — because lots of people wanted prayer to grow!—that this would not be someone who had lost height, but rather, someone ...

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Roy Moore: Cindy Jacobs Prophesized What’s Happening Now In Alabama

This weekend Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore posted the below July 2014 clip to his Facebook page. Watch as Cindy Jacobs announces that God personally told her that he will use Alabama to “reverse what Satan has done” and put an end to judicial tyranny. PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Cindy Jacobs says her prayers stopped the shoe-bomber. Cindy Jacobs ...

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Cindy Jacobs: I Stopped The Shoe-Bomber

Via Kyle Mantyla at Right Wing Watch: It seems that Jacobs has stopped so many terrorist attacks that she can’t even keep them all straight any more, as she also recalled the time when she woke up in the middle of the night because “there’s somebody getting on a plane in London and they’re going to try to blow up ...

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Cindy Jacobs: God Told Me He’s Going To Expose Corruption In Maryland

Cindy Jacobs is on God’s speed dial and since they are BFFs, he totally redirects hurricanes, thwarts terrorist attacks, and shrinks tumors at her request. And because he follows her on Facebook, God had special insider information for Cindy for when she spoke in Baltimore this weekend. Bonus points if you can make it through the full two shrieking minutes. ...

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Taiwanese Animators Skewer Cindy Jacobs

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Cindy Jacobs: My 6 Year-Old Son Prayed Away The Assassination Of Reagan

PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Cindy Jacobs prays away her own tumor. God tells Cindy Jacobs that he’s going to punish America for gay marriage. Cindy Jacobs prays away a terrorist sleeper cell. Cindy Jacobs prays away mental illness (but only in others). Cindy Jacobs prays away a car crash that would have killed David Barton. Cindy Jacobs’ daughter prays away a ...

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Cindy Jacobs: I Totally Faith-Healed My Own Grapefruit-Sized Tumor

“It was behind my female organs. Or whatever.”

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Cindy Jacobs: God Told Me He’s Going To Punish America For Gay Marriage

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How To Bind The Powers Of Darkness

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Cindy Jacobs: The Power Of My Prayers Stopped A Terrorist Sleeper Cell

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Cindy Jacobs: I Can Cure Insanity

But tragically, her prayers only work other people.

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Cindy Jacobs: My Prayer Totally Saved David Barton From A Car Crash

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