Tag Archives: Christianists

Jerry Falwell Jr. Orders Liberty University To Reopen

The Richmond Times-Dispatch reports: As the coronavirus threatens to spread across the Lynchburg region, Liberty University officials are preparing to welcome back up to 5,000 students from spring break this week. Defying a national trend of campus closures, President Jerry Falwell Jr. has invited students to return to residence halls and has directed faculty members to continue to report to …

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“Pro-Life” Christian Site: This Lockdown Is “Demonic”

From the editor of the Christian site First Things: Put simply: Only an irresponsible sentimentalist imagines we can live in a world without triage. We must never do evil that good might come. On this point St. Paul is clear. But we often must decide which good we can and should do, a decision that nearly always requires not doing …

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Trump-Approved Christian Outlet: Death Of Gay Lawyer From Coronvirus Was Due To God’s Judgment [VIDEO]

“He was a senior lawyer for the LGBT Bar Association of New York. The lawyers who sue churches, the lawyers who sue ministries. One of their senior lawyers for the gay rights movement died today in New York City of the coronavirus. “There is a judgment, I’m telling you, a plague is underway. Get under the blood of Jesus Christ. …

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MS Gov Does Live Bible Reading Because THAT Helps

Hemant Mehta reports at The Friendly Atheist: Because church/state separation apparently goes out the window whenever there’s a crisis to exploit, Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves spent the morning leading the state in Christian prayer from his office. I guess there’s nothing else he needed to be doing. Between three Bible readings, two prayers, and a bizarre statement telling God “Thank …

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Hobby Lobby: Come To Work, God Will Protect You

Heavy.com reports: While America hunkers down under “Safer at Home” orders to fight the pandemic spread of coronavirus, the Christian owned Hobby Lobby stores, as of March 21, remained open. After a letter to employees from David Green went viral on Twitter, in which he says wife Barbara is a “prayer warrior” amid “this war with this latest virus,” users …

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Christian Site: There’s Going To Be Upheaval In The Streets Of America But Angels Will Protect Christians

Just in from loony tunes Charisma News: Prophet Thomas Otranto [photo] says God gave him dreams about what’s coming regarding the election season and the COVID-19 coronavirus. He says God prepared Trump for an economic crash, which he is going to revive. But in the meantime, there will be chaos, and angels will protect Christians, he says. “I had a …

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Graham To Dobbs: My Turn To Gargle Trump’s Ballsack

“CNN is now accusing President Trump of peddling false hope. The truth is, America does need hope now. The President has put our country on war-time footing. He has cut through red tape. “He has directed suppliers to produce the medical equipment and supplies we need. He has taken measures with travel and more to protect our citizens. “I thank …

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Televangelist Mary Colbert: China Brought About The Virus By Eating Biblically “Unclean Animals” [VIDEO]

“There is food that is prohibited in the Old Testament from eating, and God had a reason for it, because they carried bacteria, they carried viruses, they carried things that your body cannot absorb. Well, in China, they’re eating bats and snakes. These are all part of the unclean animal. Many times, they eat it in sushi.” – Televangelist Mary …

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Some Televangelists Defy Bans On Large Gatherings

The Associated Press reports: Not every house of worship is bowing to government guidelines designed to help snuff out the virus. Rodney Howard-Browne, a Florida-based charismatic Christian pastor who prayed over Trump in the Oval Office in 2017, vowed not to stop services and encouraged worshippers to shake hands. In Louisiana, pastor Tony Spell was warned by police Tuesday after …

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Televangelist Perry Stone: The Holy Spirit Told Me That The Virus Is God’s “Reckoning” For Same-Sex Marriage

“If this is a moment of reckoning, and I know it is; I know what I heard, I did not make that up. I audibly heard the phrase, a male voice speaking, and I believe it was the Holy Spirit. Why is there a reckoning? “Because we have by law forced God out of our country and basically told him, …

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Televangelist Perry Stone: It’s No Coincidence That God Is Giving Blue States The Majority Of Coronavirus Cases

“What I am about to tell you is either the weirdest coincidence that has existed in many years, just totally by chance, or it’s a message of some kind. “San Francisco is one of the first cities in the entire United States to actually go into self-quarantine—you know, you’ve got to stay off the street—and it is the district of …

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Trump’s Spiritual Adviser Seeks $91 “Faith Seed” For The “Soul-Sick” During Her Coronavirus Prayer Session

“Many churches have health centers, etc. But we are a hospital for those who are soul-sick, those who are spiritually sick, because we bring forth the word of God, and we bring for truth that gets deep down in your soul in the way you think and you feel about things. “Maybe you’d like to sow a $91 seed, and …

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Christian Site: It’s High Season For Spiritual Witchcraft

Jennifer LeClaire writes for Charisma News: From Lent until Resurrection Day every year—then again in May, the month of Mary—we see believers around the world suffering from the wicked effects of spiritual witchcraft. That’s because many sincere people around the world—and probably in your city—are exalting Mary in this season. Many are lighting candles, worshipping Mary or hailing Mary—and what …

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Scamvangelist Who “Laid Hands” On Trump: The Virus Is A Secret Plot To “Kill Off Many People With Vaccines”

“All these churches that are allowing themselves to come down to 250 [congregants], guess what? When you try to meet again, you ain’t gonna be able to meet again. They are going to keep you at 250 because you gave up ground. You gave up ground. Whatever ground you give up because of fear, you will give up permanently. “Because …

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Tennis Legend And Anti-LGBT Activist Margaret Court: The Blood Of Jesus Protects My Church From The Virus

Hemant Mehta reports at The Friendly Atheist: Margaret Court is now the pastor of Victory Life Centre, a Christian church in Perth. They have no plans to close services as a result of the coronavirus, and a message on her website shows just how far Court is willing to take her religious delusions. “We are in agreement that this [COVID-19] …

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Anti-LGBT Hater “Activist Mommy” To Divorce Over Husband’s “Adultery, Pornography, Sexual Immorality”

From the Facebook page of Elizabeth Johnston: This is not an announcement I ever hoped to make, but life sometimes throws you huge curve balls. My husband and the father of my ten children, has been repeatedly unfaithful to me, as well as psychologically and emotionally abusive, bringing an end to our marriage of 22 years. After repeatedly taking him …

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TEXAS: Scamvangelist Joel Osteen Cancels Services

The Christian Post reports: Pastor Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Church announced Thursday that all worship services are being canceled to help contain the coronavirus. After Houston, Texas, Mayor Sylvester Turner issued a health emergency on Wednesday for the city of Houston and Harris County following the area’s first possible non-travel related coronavirus case, the church decided to take safety precautions to …

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Jerry Falwell Suggests Virus Is North Korean Weapon

“You know, it’s just strange to me how so many are overreacting. The H1N1 virus, in 2009, killed 17,000 people. It was the flu, also, I think. And there was not the same hype. It was — you just didn’t see it on the news 24/7. And it makes you wonder if there’s a political reason for that. “It’s, you …

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Scamvangelist Cures Coronavirus Through TV Screen

“Put your hand on that television set. Hallelujah. Thank you, Lord Jesus. He received your healing. Now say it: ‘I take it. I have it. It’s mine. I thank you and praise you for it.’ According to the Word of God, I am healed. “And I consider not my own body. I consider not symptoms in my own body, but …

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Roy Moore Petitions SCOTUS: Overturn Obergefell

Peter Montgomery reports at Right Wing Watch: The Foundation for Moral Law, a group founded by the intensely anti-gay former Alabama chief justice and failed Senate candidate Roy Moore and currently headed by his wife Kayla Moore, filed an amicus brief Thursday urging the U.S. Supreme Court to reconsider and overturn its 2015 decision in Obergefell, which ruled that it …

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