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Joe Biden Ambushed By Dumbass Wingnut Florida News Anchor

Orlando WFTV-ABC news anchor Barbara West tried to make a name for herself in Wingnutistan by accusing Barack Obama of being a Marxist (among other things) during an interview with Joe Biden. Biden: “Are you joking? Is this a joke? Is that your actual question?” Everybody in Freeperland is now in love with Barbara West, but as you can see, ...

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What We’re Up Against, Part 2

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Joe The Plumber…..For Congress?

Too predictable. Joe The Plumber says he’s thinking about running for Congress. Samuel Joe Wurzelbacher’s campaign confrontation over tax with Democratic White House hopeful Barack Obama has been seized on by Republican John McCain, who has made the issue a centrepiece of his campaign during the final week of the race. But now Joe the Plumber has bowed to growing ...

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More Fear Mongering From Yes On 8

The Christianists at Yes On 8 continue their “Think! About! The! Children!” theme, this time using the example of the class of San Francisco first-graders that attended their teacher’s wedding. Of course, they fail to mention that all the parents of those kids gave permission for that field trip.

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Tragedy For Jennifer Hudson

The mother and brother of Oscar winner, American Idol finalist, and gay icon Jennifer Hudson were found murdered in their Chicago home yesterday. The mother and brother of Jennifer Hudson were found shot dead Friday at a South Side home, and police were looking for a missing child who is the nephew of the singer and Oscar-winning actress. A man ...

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Log Cabin Republicans Ask For Donations To Fight The Evil Gay Left

Oh, no you didn’t, you Quisling bitches. It’s broughten. Check out this screencap from a Log Cabin Republicans fundraising letter. (Sorry it won’t embiggen here. For a larger version hit up Good As You.) Wah, wah, wah. The iddle piddle Cabinettes got their feewings hurt because the REST of the LGBT world rightly called them the fuck out on their ...

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Apple Donates $100K To Fight Prop 8

From Apple’s “Hot News” page: No on Prop 8 October 24, 2008 Apple is publicly opposing Proposition 8 and making a donation of $100,000 to the No on 8 campaign. Apple was among the first California companies to offer equal rights and benefits to our employees’ same-sex partners, and we strongly believe that a person’s fundamental rights — including the ...

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McCain Worker Admits She Lied About Being Mugged By Obama Supporter

Yesterday the exec VP of Fox News said: “This incident could become a watershed event in the 11 days before the election. If Ms. Todd’s allegations are proven accurate, some voters may revisit their support for Senator Obama, not because they are racists (with due respect to Rep. John Murtha), but because they suddenly feel they do not know enough ...

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John McCain’s Brother Called 911 To Complain About A Traffic Jam

Why does John McCain’s brother hate our patriotic police officers? Operator: 911. State your emergency.Caller: It’s not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95, traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic’s coming the other way?Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)Caller: Fuck you. (caller hangs ...

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Disco Power

A nightclub in Rotterdam is using a dance floor that generates energy from the movements of the dancers. If you felt that the atmosphere in the new hip Club Watt was somehow electric, you would be right: Watt has a new type of dance floor that harvests the energy generated by jumps and gyrations and transforms it into electricity. It ...

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Courage Campaign Asks Mormon Church To Stop Lying About Proposition 8

LGBT activists in California are collecting petition signatures asking the Mormon Church to stop meddling in the gay marriage issue. The Courage Campaign contends church leaders have “intimidated” members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints into giving millions of dollars to the Yes on 8 campaign. On Nov. 4, California voters will decide whether to approve Proposition ...

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The Sarah Palin Show

Television execs are looking for “the right vehicle” for Sarah Palin. As campaign managers for Sarah Palin plot last-minute tactics to get her elected, Hollywood bigwigs are convening strategy sessions of their own. Their goal: finding the ideal on-air vehicle for the VP candidate if and when she exits politics. Love her or hate her — there doesn’t seem to ...

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There’s Something About Mary

Christians For McCain protested Wednesday outside the national headquarters of the East Coast Media Elite. Workers peered out of their windows briefly, then went back to skewing polls and spiking stories that use the words “birth certificate.” Hey, who ordered the stem-cell cappuccino? We all did! (Photo by Amin Torres via Gothamist)

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Wardrobe Malfunction

The Palins’ now-famous $150K wardrobe? Some of the stores that show up on the RNC expense report can find no record of the purchases. There are still aspects of the Republican National Committee’s shopping sprees on behalf of Gov. Sarah Palin and her family that are murky. Some of the fashion experts consulted Wednesday, for instance, about the $150,000 in ...

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Ron Howard’s Call To Action

Ron Howard goes into flashback mode with Andy Griffith and Henry Winkler in this way cute Obama endorsement. Fonzi: “She shoots moose? I thought she said she was loose! Ayyyyyy.” UNRELATED: My New Jersey grandmother used to call me Opie Taylor because I looked somewhat like him, and we lived in a Mayberry-esque North Carolina town (only with way more ...

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Former Bushie Endorses Obama

Former Bush administration press secretary Scott McClellan is endorsing Barack Obama. McClellan made the endorsement during a taping of Comedian D.L. Hughley’s new show that is premiering on CNN this weekend. The former Bush administration official said he wanted to support the candidate that has the best chance for changing the way Washington works and getting things done. He’s the ...

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Ferrell-Bush And Fey-Palin

Will Ferrell made a cameo appearance on SNL: Thursday Update last night to reprise his excellent Dubya impersonation. Not their funniest sketch, but a little Tina Fey goes a long way. Ferrell will play Dubya in a one-man Broadway show scheduled to open on February 1st.

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Doggelganger

UES, Second Avenue, Thursday, 8PM A feeble-looking elderly woman with a walker is on the sidewalk with her poodle. As I pass her, the dog barks and jumps at me excitedly, his tail wagging furiously. The dog’s leash gets tangled in the old lady’s walker and I stop to help her. “Thank you very much! Wow, he really likes you.” ...

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NYC Council Approves Term Limits Repeal

Late yesterday afternoon the New York City Council voted to repeal term limits, all but guaranteeing a third mayoral term for Michael Bloomberg. After a spirited, emotional and at times raucous debate, the New York City Council voted, 29 to 22, on Thursday afternoon to extend term limits, allowing Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg to seek re-election next year and undoing ...

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Tawana Brawley II

McCain campaign volunteer Ashley Todd, 20, of College Station, Texas claims she was using an ATM on the “wrong side of Pittsburgh” when a Huge! Scary! Negro! mugged her. After robbing her of $60, the mugger dragged Todd to her car and became so enraged upon seeing her McCain bumper sticker that he punched her in the eye and carved ...

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