Tag Archives: cannibalism

TRY THE PRIEST: Russian Cannibal Couple Confesses To Killing 30, Served “Human Meat Pies” To Local Soldiers

The New York Daily News reports: A Russian couple who confessed to killing and eating at least 30 people turned soldiers into unknowing cannibals, and tried to sell “human meat pies” to local restaurants, according to authorities. Dmitry Baksheev and wife Natalia are believed to have given “frozen meat pieces” to personnel at a military academy based near their home ...

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Harlem Hate Church To Hold Manhattan March Against “Sodomite Cannibals”

Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning today announced that his church will soon march against “sodomite cannibals” in Manhattan because the gays are planning to become Night Of The Living Dead homo-zombies. Manning: “God Almighty has given me the revelation that soon, after the court announces that they are to be protected by the Constitution to be sodomites, they’re gonna ...

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Headline Of The Day

From the New York Post: He’s really sinking his teeth into single life. Just months out of jail, “Cannibal Cop” Gilberto Valle is seeking a gal who suits his taste — in an online dating profile that lists “cooking” as a favorite hobby. The Match.com profile proclaims that Valle — who was found guilty of plotting to cook and eat ...

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The Girl From Empanada

Three Brazilians have gone on trial for murdering women and selling their remains to their neighbors as meat pies. Via the Associated Press: Three people charged with killing at least two women, eating parts of their bodies and using their flesh to make and sell stuffed pastries went on trial Thursday in northeastern Brazil. The man, his wife and his ...

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Bath Salts Go Pop

I’m kinda liking this, surprisingly, although I’m guessing Miley Cyrus’ legal team might have a slight problem with the chorus.

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Rubio Releases First Communion Doc:
I Told You I Was Totally Not A Mormon!

Because the talibangelicals would totally lose their shit if BOTH dudes on their ticket were Mormons, today Sen. Marco Rubio issued the above document showing that the first time he ate the flesh of Jesus was at the age of 13.

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Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti

Another gay cannibal? A gay Yorkshire man has been charged with murder in the death of a man he picked up. The naked body of Damian Oldfield, 33, was found in a house in Harehills following remarks the suspect made at a local takeout restaurant. Police said that part of Oldfield’s right leg had been cut out and pieces of ...

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