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Maggie Gallagher: I Still Love Ladyfingers

NOM usually deletes my comments from their blog, but Maggie Gallagher yesterday responded to my comment on their post congratulating Miss Ladyfingers USA on the birth of her baby. Gallagher may claim to have “never backed away” from Ladyfingers, but those of us who monitored their website daily at the time noted the complete scrubbing of all previous mentions of ...

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NOM To Sue Over Ladyfingers?

When Carrie “Ladyfingers” Prejean was busted for homemade porn videos in which she explored her tingly no-no parts, NOM burned rubber in distancing themselves from their former hero. However Michael Musto today reports an interesting development. Well, outside Sister Act last night, a guy approached me and said, “Hi, Michael, I’m Keith Lewis from the Miss California USA pageant.” “Oh, ...

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Carrie Prejean: I’m Going To Finger Myself With THIS Hand On Survivor!

It’s being reported that Miss Ladyfingers USA has been cast for the next season of Survivor. Such isolation! And all those cameras! Whatever will she do with her time? Wait, we know…

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Miss Ladyfingers USA To Get Opposite Married In Gay-Boycotted Hotel

Tomorrow Carrie Ladyfingers Prejean will opposite marry NFL quarterback Kyle Boller in San Diego. And in a deliberate final “fuck you” to the gays, she’s booked the wedding at Doug Manchester’s Grand Del Mar Hotel. Manchester’s hotels have been boycotted and picketed by gays and gay-friendly organizations ever since it was revealed that he contributed more than $125,000 to Protect ...

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Ladyfingers USA Sued For Never Paying Her Christian PR Firm

Miss Ladyfingers USA is being sued by the Christian publicity firm that guided her to wingnut stardom. Carrie not only hates the gays, she hates paying her bills. The group — A. Larry Ross Communications — claims Prejean contacted them back in April, 2009 and logged “hundreds of hours” helping Prejean spread her “biblically correct” message. But according to the ...

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Carrie Prejean Is Opposite Engaged

Miss Ladyfingers USA is engaged to St. Louis Rams quarterback Kyle Boller. The happy couple is registered at Good Vibrations, The Pleasure Chest, and Vivid Entertainment. She should totally ask Maggie to be a bridesmaid!

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Carrie Prejean’s Christian Reputation Does Not Permit Midnight Club Appearances

“We are not completely certain that we want her in a nightclub setting at the hours specified in the contract. As you can understand, this is in direct conflict with who she is. Her reputation as a Christian is more important than any public appearance attention or monetary compensation.” – Francine Prejean, explaining why her daughter, Miss Ladyfingers USA, will ...

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Quote Of The Day – Billy Arnone

“If they were put in front of me I’d probably watch it.” – Billy Arnone, the brother of Miss Ladyfingers USA, telling Radar Online that he’d watch her sex tape. What IS it with that family? (And note Billy’s “Loose Lips” t-shirt.) He goes on to slam same-sex unions, saying, “I’m all the way against gay marriage. I don’t feel ...

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Maggie Gallagher Finally Responds To The Miss Ladyfingers USA Scandal

After weeks of shamed silence during which NOM scrubbed all mention of Carrie Prejean from their website, Maggie Gallagher has at last commented on the Miss Ladyfingers USA scandal in a column published on the wingnut site Townhall. I hope young women watching learn something from Carrie’s ordeal; ideally something like: Don’t have sex with men who aren’t willing to ...

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Quote Of The Day – Donald Trump

“Maybe she should become a major porn star, make millions of dollars, and give it to worthy causes.” – Donald Trump, reporting that Carrie Prejean has been calling him for advice on her post-sex tape career. Earlier this week porn giant Vivid Entertainment sent Prejean a letter advising that she “could certainly make millions” if she made a sex flick ...

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Joy Behar On Carrie Prejean

Two things. Who is this Heidi Montag chick and what is Perez Hilton wearing?

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NOM Fires Carrie Prejean

The above is the headline on today’s press release from Fred Karger at Californians Against Hate. Karger opens with a letter to Maggie Gallagher. Dear Maggie — It looks like you fired former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, just like Donald Trump did back in June. She is no longer on your web site: nationformarriage.org I called your Washington, DC – ...

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Miss Ladyfingers USA, The DVD?

Executives at porn studio Vivid Entertainment say they’ve seen one of Carrie Prejean’s sex tapes and they are SO ready to sign her up as their newest porn star. “We’ve now seen the footage that has been so much in the news lately, we’ve reviewed it and we are ready to negotiate with Carrie,” said Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid, ...

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Carrie Prejean XXX Avalanche: THIRTY Nude Photos, EIGHT Sex Tapes

When it rains, it fucking pours Miss Ladyfingers USA’s vajayjay. Radar Online reports that another thirty nude photos and seven solo sex tapes of Carrie Prejean have surfaced. She made “the biggest mistake of my life” at least 38 times! There are 30 nude photos and eight sex tapes of former Miss California Carrie Prejean, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. It’s ...

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Quote Of The Day – Anonymous

A friend of mine wrote to angrily demand why I and a mutual friend had both become a “fan” of Carrie Prejean on Facebook. I responded that one must be a fan in order to post comments. Our mutual friend, who prefers to remain anonymous, had a much, much better response. I guess it was the first time I ever ...

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Quote Of The Day – Miss Ladyfingers USA

“Young women should resist the pressures of popular culture and of sex. Our bodies are temples of the Lord. We should earn respect and admiration for our hearts, not for showing skin to look sexy.” – Carrie Prejean, from her memoir Still Standing. And today, TMZ reports: Carrie Prejean’s ex-boyfriend — the guy to whom she sent the XXX solo ...

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Ladyfingers Unplugs Larry King As He Takes Call From Gay Viewer

After warning Larry King several times that his questions were “inappropriate,” Miss Ladyfingers USA unplugged her microphone and sat smirking as he took a call from a viewer who identified himself as a gay man. BELOW: Anderson Cooper reacts to the incident.

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Carrie Prejean Vs. The View

Continuing her Damage Control Tour 2009, this morning Carrie Prejean did a complete round of NYC-based talk and news shows. Miss Ladyfingers USA got a much less fawning welcome from the ladies of The View than she did from Sean Hannity, with Barbara Walters calling her out for lies in her book and telling her that the gay marriage flap ...

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Miss Ladyfingers USA On Sean Hannity

Sean Hannity, who wrote the foreword to Carrie Prejean’s just-released book, interviewed Miss Ladyfingers last night. She calls the sex tape “bad judgment” and says she was betrayed by an old boyfriend.

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