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UTAH: State Bar Association “Horrified” After Email Blast Plugs Lawyers Convention With Photo Of Boobies

Salt Lake City’s Fox affiliate reports: Lawyers across Utah opened their email inboxes on Monday afternoon to be greeted by an image of a topless woman. An email shared with FOX 13 that included an image of a topless woman. The email (shared with FOX 13 by several lawyers) was advertising the Utah State Bar’s annual spring convention in St. ...

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NEW YORK CITY: Boobstroversy Grows As Cuomo And De Blasio Vow To Shut Down Topless Times Square Performers

Thanks to weeks of relentless front page outrage by New York City’s tabloids, both Gov. Cuomo and Mayor De Blasio have vowed to chase out the dozens of painted topless women who work Times Square for tips. Gothamist reports: “I believe this activity is illegal,” he [Cuomo] said, speaking to NY1. “I believe it is infringing on legitimate businesses. I ...

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Here’s A 2006 Ad For A Dallas Titty Bar Starring The Christian Who Wrote The Texas GOP “Ex-Gay” Plank

Lone Star Q identified the author of the Texas GOP “ex-gay” plank as Jeremy Joel, but his IMDB profile lists him as Jeremy Schwab. Via a JMG reader, watch Joel/Schwab star in the below 2006 ad for the Dallas titty bar The Lodge, where you can play poker while topless women hang upside down from stripper poles – among other ...

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Eurovision 2014: Poland’s Entry

“We are Slavic girls. We know how to use our charming beauty.” A Eurovision blogger reviews the clip: The opening scene of the video shows Donatan—lazy and clearly oversexed—struggling to get out of bed. His antiquated mobile phone and rural farmhouse smack of a man—indeed, a nation—behind the times. The suggestion that Warsaw is stuck in the dark ages continues ...

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One Million Moms Vs Sports Illustrated

Just in from One Million Moms: Dear Joe, The cover of the Sports Illustrated 50th Anniversary Swimsuit Issue features three topless models hugging with their backs turned and focuses on the thong bikini bottoms they wear. There is also a side view of one model’s breast. The SI Swimsuit Issue is nothing but soft porn and most closely resembles Playboy ...

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FLORIDA: Tampa’s Titty Bars Are Gearing Up For The Republican Convention

Tampa’s many strip clubs saying they are gearing up for next month’s Republican Convention, adding more dancers and making improvements to their venues. One place has even hired a Sarah Palin impersonator. Tampa is home to 40 strip clubs — which is a little less than three clubs per square mile — and the bay area earned an infamous reputation ...

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Mr. Fleet Week

Originally posted May 28th, 2007 Mr. Fleet Week is climaxing. Waist-deep in the Hudson River he stands, back arched, toes curling, straining…UGH…to blow his patriotic load of bipedal cannon fodder one last time over America’s well-fingered g-spot, Midtown Manhattan. That spot, after six nights of polite (compared to the locals) but woefully unskilled (ditto) attention, is currently wavering perilously between ...

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LAS VEGAS: Machine Guns & Titties

A new Las Vegas nightclub will feature “stunning gun girls” who will teach patrons how to fire machine guns. The brainchild of Genghis Cohen, the impresario behind Tabu, an infamous club at the city’s MGM Grand Hotel, Machine Guns Vegas is set to open on December 15. Situated just behind the Mirage Hotel near the city’s central Strip, Las Vegas’s ...

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Tweet Of The Day II – Dolly Parton

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Helen Mirren’s Magical Bosom

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She’s On A Porsche

Britain’s Sun tabloid spoofs Old Spice with one of their famed Page 3 girls to celebrate 40 years of daily boobies. (Via – Andrew Sullivan)

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Afternoon View – Fleet Week Outreach

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Katy Perry Mocks Sesame Street Controversy In SNL Appearance

This clip may not have a long life on YouTube.

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Sesame Street Censors Katy Perry

After a Facebook-based uproar from uptight anti-titty parents, Sesame Street has decided that they will not be airing a segment in which pop star Katy Perry sings to Elmo while wearing a low-cut costume. Sesame Street has a long history of working with celebrities across all genres, including athletes, actors, musicians and artists. Sesame Street has always been written on ...

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Did Sarah Palin Get A Boob Job?

After Sarah Palin’s appearance at the Belmont Stakes in New York this weekend, gossip sites are atwitter over her seemingly much larger boobs. Jezebel is indifferent: Goofy/immature euphemisms aside, whether or not Palin gave herself a new set of breasts isn’t really our concern — and even if it were, we couldn’t definitively make a call on the matter, given ...

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Mr. Fleet Week

Mr. Fleet Week is climaxing. Waist-deep in the Hudson River he stands, back arched, toes curling, straining…UGH…to blow his patriotic load of bipedal cannon fodder one last time over America’s well-fingered g-spot, Midtown Manhattan. The spot, after six nights of polite (compared to the locals) but woefully unskilled (ditto) attention, is currently wavering perilously between grateful, exhausted satiety and “not ...

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