Tag Archives: assholery

Victoria Jackson Updates Her “Smash Hit”

Clip description: As a follow up to the smash hit, “There’s a Communist Living in the White House,” we have had 7 years to accumulate more information about the mysterious man who was voted into office by the uninformed masses, the deceived and those voters living off of the government who simply want “free stuff”. TV commentators keep asking, “Why …

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Today’s Lie From Todd Starnes

Obama’s statement: The United States condemns the heinous murder of Japanese citizen and journalist Kenji Goto by the terrorist group ISIL. Through his reporting, Mr. Goto courageously sought to convey the plight of the Syrian people to the outside world. Our thoughts are with Mr. Goto’s family and loved ones, and we stand today in solidarity with Prime Minister Abe …

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TEXAS: Christian Activist Christine Weick Hijacks Podium At Muslim Event

You’ll remember Christine Weick for her conclusive proof that Monster Energy drinks were invented by Satan and from her disruption of a Muslim prayer event at Washington DC’s National Cathedral. Today the allegedly homeless Weick found her way to Austin, Texas, where she rushed the microphone during Texas Muslim Capitol Day to scream about Jesus. Via the Austin Statesman: What …

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CANADA: Anti-Gay Crackpot Bill Whatcott Wins Defamation Suit Against CBC

A Saskatchewan judge has ordered Canada’s national broadcaster to pay $30K to infamous anti-gay crackpot Bill Whatcott over a report on his distribution of anti-gay flyers which included the lyrics to a song titled “Kill The Homosexuals.” In 2011 the CBC aired a national report on Bill Whatcott as he took his appeal of a Saskatchewan Human Rights Commission decision …

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Ben Carson Doubles Down On “Christians Might Poison Wedding Cakes” Comment

Tea Party darling Ben Carson appeared at the 2016 GOP Clown Car Revue on Sunday where he declared that if gay people don’t stop asking for equality, Christians might start poisoning their wedding cakes. Yesterday Carson called critics of that comment “immature,” adding, “Never make your waiter or your chef angry, because you don’t know what they’re gonna put in …

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Noted Climatologist Slams Al Gore

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Ben Carson: Gays Should Be Careful Or Someone Will Poison Their Wedding Cake

“What I have a problem with is when people try to force people to act against their beliefs because they say ‘they’re discriminating against me.’ So they can go right down the street and buy a cake, but no, let’s bring a suit against this person because I want them to make my cake even though they don’t believe in …

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Sarah Palin Poses With “Fuck You Michael Moore” Poster At Las Vegas Gun Show

Remember when Palin got blasted for placing gun-sight symbols on a map of targeted Democrats during the 2010 midterms? Palin doesn’t.

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Kentucky Pol Introduces Bill: Catch Trans Person In “Wrong” Restroom, Win $2500

GOP Kentucky Senator C.B. Embry has introduced a bill authorizing students to sue their schools for $2500 each time they encounter a trans person using the “wrong” restroom, locker room, or shower. “Parents have a reasonable expectation that schools will not allow minor children to be viewed in various states of undress by members of the opposite biological sex, nor …

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Teabagger Rep: Even Hitler Went To Paris

RELATED:  Weber, you might recall, is the author of the House bill that would ban the federal government from recognizing any same-sex marriage conducted outside the state where the married couple resides. The bill died in committee after fewer than 25% of GOP House members signed on as cosponsors. Weber, of course, is a Tea Party hero and BFF of …

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Coulter Calls President Obama A “Retard”

This is not the first time she’s done this.

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HomoQuotable – Robert Oscar Lopez

“With unforeseen success has come, unfortunately, a lot of challenges for which I was not prepared. Due to some of these challenges, and in the interest of protecting contributors and correspondents, we have had to take down and archive the 2,000 posts that were published here; we have warehoused them somewhere safe but cannot leave them as open-source resources to …

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Taco Bell Gospel

Hemant Mehta writes at Friendly Atheist: Whenever I go to a restaurant or coffee shop and they ask for my name, I’ve gotten used to saying “Bob.” It’s a reflex at this point. Instead of going through the motions of pronouncing my real name and spelling it out for someone who doesn’t really care and just needs to use it …

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RNC Posts Letter To Santa From Hillary

Embiggen to read the assholery.

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Today In Derpitude

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DC Priest To Gays: Stop All That Fucking

“A person with same-sex attraction is called to live celibately, like any unmarried heterosexual person. And though celibacy has its challenges (as does marriage) it can also be a very fulfilling way to live. Of this I am a witness. I am heterosexual, but I live celibately, not just because I am a priest, but because I am unmarried. And …

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Sarah Palin On Ferguson

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HOUSTON: Judge Orders City To Halt Benefits For Spouses Of LGBT Employees

Via John Wright at Lone Star Q: A state district judge in Houston has ordered the city to stop providing benefits to the same-sex spouses of employees, but city officials say the decision will have no impact because a federal judge has already ruled that the benefits must remain in place. State District Judge Lisa Millard issued a temporary restraining …

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Porno Pete Vs Dan Savage & God

(Tipped by JMG reader Irish Atheist)

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Garrison Keillor Cracks Gay Joke

“Well Jim and John had to share a room one night in a hotel. Jim said ‘I snore so bad I doubt you’ll sleep that well.’ And John kissed him on the cheek. He said ‘Sweetheart, it’s alright.’ Jim went and sat in a chair and he stayed awake all night.” – Garrison Keillor, in a song he performed this …

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