Tag Archives: assholery

This is how closeted homosexual blogger Matt Drudge chose to illustrate today’s big news. Teabagistan is already seizing on the image with great glee.

Hillary Clinton is two years younger than Starnes’ hero Donald Trump, who has seven grandchildren, but Starnes never lets pesky facts get in the way. Speaking of facts, check out the whopping error in his Fox News column: Bernie Sanders suggested we should be like the Norwegians, for crying out loud. And Jim Webb is actually more conservative than some …

Murdoch’s tweet is not going over well. CNN reports: Murdoch’s use of the word “real” flabbergasted many online onlookers, some of whom concluded that the media mogul was questioning Obama’s race and identity. Obama, the first black president of the United States, has also been dogged by false accusations that he isn’t a U.S. citizen. What did Murdoch mean? “We …

Via Knoxville’s CBS affiliate: In the market for a gun? An East Tennessee store is offering a deal, as long as you’re a Christian. The owner of Frontier Firearms says the mass shooting in Oregon prompted the sale. “If Christians are going to be targeted, we need to protect ourselves,” said Brant Williams, Owner of Frontier Firearms. “The best way …

The Daily Mail sets up the clip which has gotten nearly 2 million views overnight: A drunk University of Connecticut student was arrested after he repeatedly refused to leave a cafeteria until he got some mac and cheese. But not just any mac and cheese – bacon jalapeno mac and cheese. Luke Gatti, 19, from Bayville, New York, was filmed …

According to Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, the real culprit in the Oregon massacre is the shooter’s father for being an anti-gun advocate who was never in his son’s life. Seriously. Apparently single mothers bear zero responsibility in the outcome of their children. Talking Points Memo reports: “This killer’s father is now lecturing us on the need for gun control and …

Douchebag radio host Steve Deace today posted a recapping of each GOP candidate’s odds on winning the Iowa caucus. On Lindsey Graham: “1001-1. Iowa Caucus voters apparently aren’t ready for a transgendered candidate yet.”

The Orlando Sentinel reports: A transgender woman live-tweeted what she described as a “denigrating” experience that caused her to miss a Monday evening flight out of Orlando International Airport because she was detained by federal security officials. Shadi Petosky, a writer and producer at a small Los Angeles entertainment company, tweeted that she was pulled out of line at the …

Even Ann Coulter’s supporters dropped their jaws last night when she unleashed these tweets.

Notorious British homocon and raging misogynist Milo Yiannopoulos is writing for Breitbart these days and today he explains why he “went gay,” why women are inherently less intelligent, why the female orgasm is a myth, and why sex robots will replace the need for girlfriends. Seriously. Here’s a sample: “Most of the reason I went gay is so I didn’t …

This is how a reporter for a major news network reacts to the sight of Hillary Clinton dancing on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. This is the guy who screams incessantly about crude and uncivil Democrats. This is the guy who JUST YESTERDAY denounced Donald Trump for calling Carly Fiorina ugly.

Citing low viewership, Verizon has dropped the mostly unwatched Sportsman Channel, which is really only known for carrying Sarah Palin’s latest reality show attempt. Visitors to the channel’s website are now greeted with a splash screen which calls on their 57 viewers to deluge Verizon with complaints for violating their God-given freedom to watch shitty hunting shows.  And speaking of …

Ho hum, another day, another Trump insult controversy.  This morning Trump attempted to backpedal, saying that by “face” he didn’t mean Fiorina’s actual face. Or something. NBC reports: In an interview with FOX News on Thursday morning, Trump did not dispute the quote but said that he made the comment in a “jocular manner” and that he was referring to …

Kyle Mantyla has the text at Right Wing Watch: “A clerk provides licenses to do something,” Staver explained. “A license to operate a motor vehicle on the road, a license to build a particular facility or a license to do this or a license to do that or a license to operate a business. So that person is licensing someone …

According to hate group leader Mat Staver, Kim Davis has declared from her jail cell that the marriage licenses issued today in Rowan County are invalid without her signature. Yahoo News reports: A jailed Kentucky clerk asserted that marriage licenses issued without her authority Friday to gay couples in Rowan County are void and “not worth the paper they are …

Last night Fox commentator Greg Gutfeld declared that President Obama is too stupid and anti-science to realize that global warming will only help make more people want to move to underpopulated Alaska, which Gutfeld helpfully points out is an actual state. His fellow crackpot panelist then managed to throw in a Brokeback Mountain joke because the president is totally gay, …

A man waving a sign with the names of three of the most vile “ex-gay” activists in the nation has recruited young boys to join him in supporting Kim Davis by screaming damnation over a bullhorn outside the courthouse where Davis and her deputy clerks have just arrived for their contempt of court hearing.

There’s less than an hour to go in the business day in Kentucky and county clerk Kim Davis has filed yet another notice of appeal.  I can’t even tell what this one is really about. Below is a screen shot from Equality Case Files.

But where does the barcode go? Time Magazine reports: “At any moment, FedEx can tell you where that package is.” New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said on Saturday that he plans to track illegal immigrants in the same way that FedEx tracks its packages if he is elected president next year. Speaking at a campaign event in Laconia, N.H., the …

According to Ben Shapiro, the Virginia shooter was driven to murder by the left’s enabling of his gay black victimhood status. Bryce Williams’ self-described victim status, even while murdering innocents, will merit no rethinking of the divisive politics in which he apparently bathed. We won’t have a conversation about whether pushing a perennial picture of victimhood for blacks and gays …