Tag Archives: assholery

Mediaite nails it: Sweet Jesus did things get uncomfortable on MSNBC Thursday night following the undercard GOP debate. Hardball host Chris Matthews cornered Republican candidate Carly Fiorina on a very simple question that she utterly refused to answer: “Do you believe the Clintons have a real marriage?” Matthews brought this up because, at the start of the debate, Fiorina jabbed …

The Associated Press reports: FIFA fined Argentina, Chile, Mexico, Peru and Uruguay on Wednesday for anti-gay chants by their national team’s fans. The “insulting and discriminatory chants” came during qualifying matches for the 2018 World Cup, FIFA said. Chile’s fine is the biggest at 70,000 Swiss francs ($70,000) over cases at four different matches. The governing body imposed fines of …

Mediaite reports: During a campaign rally Wednesday night, Donald Trump‘s supporters once again decided to get aggressive with a couple of people who were not there to support the mogul. What was their egregious transgression? Sitting down, making no noise, and holding a pair of signs in their laps with messages contrary to the plutocrat’s narrative. Video from the incident …

From Britain’s Telegraph: As an expat, Humphies is always grouped with fellow Australians Germaine Greer and Clive James. “I don’t mind; they’re friends,” he says. On the other hand, he disliked being linked to Rolf Harris. “He behaved evilly,” says Humphries. Greer attracted fury after claiming that “trans” women such as Caitlyn Jenner (formerly the Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner) are …

Ugh. The Daily Mail reports: A group of parade marchers in Philadelphia drew the ire of LGBT groups and the mayor with a comedy skit that mocked Caitlyn Jenner. The Mummers Parade, held each New Year’s Day and said to be the oldest folk festival in the country, has tried in recent years to be more diverse, but a musical …

Unsurprisingly, the YouTube comments are full of Trump fans praising the man. Via Raw Story: A Pennsylvania man who was caught on video harassing and shouting racial epithets at activists was reportedly fired this week. In a video posted to YouTube on Monday by photojournalist Tom Jefferson, a man wearing work clothes and a camouflage hat is seen approaching anti-fracking …

Arkansas continues to battle gay families and yesterday the state Supreme Court agreed with them. Reuters reports: The Arkansas Supreme Court on Thursday temporarily blocked a lower court order that allowed same-sex parents throughout the state to be listed as parents on the birth certificates of their children. It let stand the certificates obtained by three lesbian couples who had …

Yesterday Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia suggested that black students belong at “less-advanced” schools that are on “slower tracks.” The Hill reports: “There are those who contend that it does not benefit African­ Americans to get them into the University of Texas where they do not do well, as opposed to having them go to a less­-advanced school, a slower-­track …

Unbelievable. Via the Austin Statesman: Gun rights groups say they will conduct a mock mass shooting this weekend at the University of Texas campus as they try to end gun-free zones. The Open Carry Walk and Crisis Performance Event will involve actors “shot” by perpetrators armed with cardboard weapons, said Matthew Short, a spokesman for the gun rights groups Come …

Breitbart house homocon and misogynist Milo Whatsisopolous says that birth control makes women bitchy, unattractive, and slutty. From his conclusion: Of course, if your darling wife has been on the Pill for the last five years of your union, you’ve never actually met her in her true form. When she finally stops dosing, you will be faced with a woman …

Fox News analyst Ralph Peters this morning reacted to President Obama’s speech on terrorism with this: “Mr. President we’re not afraid, we’re angry, we’re pissed off, we’re furious! We want you to react, we want you to do something! You’re afraid! This guy is such a total pussy, it’s stunning.” Host Stuart Varney then chided Peters, saying, “I can tell …

Yesterday Erick Erickson declared that Planned Parenthood should just be thankful that more Christians aren’t murdering them. He may have topped his record of assholery with this tweet. Maybe. After all, it’s a very long record.

The Washington Post reports: A day after he was widely rebuked for mocking a reporter with a physical disability, business mogul and reality TV star Donald Trump on Thursday denied that he had done so and accused the reporter of “using his disability to grandstand.” Trump also demanded an apology from the New York Times, the reporter’s employer, which earlier …

A few days ago Ted Cruz earned widespread mocking after he double-dog-dared President Obama to “come insult me to my face.” His schoolyard taunt spawned war-boners across Teabagistan – so naturally Cruz has turned it into a campaign commercial. Watch below.

Democratic Roanoke Mayor David Bowers today issued a press release which suggests that those WWII-era Japanese internment camps were not only a good idea then, they might be the way to go now with Muslim refugees. Who he totally doesn’t want in his town. “Better safe than sorry.” Bowers: “I’m reminded that President Franklin D. Roosevelt felt compelled to sequester …

The New York Times reports on his latest assholery: The Supreme Court’s decisions protecting gay rights were not rooted in the Constitution, and their logic could as easily apply to child molesters, Justice Antonin Scalia told a room filled with first-year law students at Georgetown University on Monday. “What minorities deserve protection?” he asked. “What? It’s up to me to …

Closeted homocon blogger Matt Drudge last night repeated a familiar meme in Teabagistan with a misspelled tweet which implies that Hillary Clinton and her top aide Huma Abedin are lovers. Abedin is actually the wife of former Rep. Anthony Weiner. Drudge’s fans are thrilled.

Douchenozzle homocon and Breitbart columnist Milo Yiannopoulos is backing a disgusting Change.org petition launched yesterday which calls on LGBT organizations and media outlets to “drop the ‘T’ from LGBT.” The anonymously authored (how brave!) petition, which comes in the wake of the Houston vote, begins: We are a group of gay/bisexual men and women who have come to the conclusion …

Speaking before the student body at Liberty University, loony tunes Rep. Louis Gohmert suggested an experiment in which four gay male couples and four straight couples are put on separate islands. “Then lets come back in 100 years and see which one nature favors.” Because dead gay people means Jesus is real. Or something. And if those four straight couples …

And all of America now pictures a naked Mike Huckabee at the tattoo parlor with his ass in the air.