Tag Archives: assholery

Florida Christian Group Purposely Uses Wrong Photo To Mock Adoptive Couple

In a deliberate attempt to ridicule a lesbian couple involved in an adoption case, the Florida Family Policy Council used the above-left photo in press materials about the case. The actual couple is on the right. My source tips me that the left photo is the first result one gets when doing a Google search for “ugly lesbians.” Via the ...

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BREAKING: Log Cabin Republicans Set New Record In Assholery

“President Obama is more concerned about protecting the rights of terrorists, than he is about the rights of gay and lesbian Americans who are putting their lives on the line every day fighting to preserve peace and democracy in Iraq and Afghanistan and operate small businesses that are the backbone of the American economy.” – Log Cabin Republicans spokes-twat Charles ...

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Scott Brown Flashback

Teabaggers hero Scott Brown, who is running against MA Attorney General Martha Coakley in Tuesday’s special election to replace Ted Kennedy, said he’s not so sure that the president’s parents were married when Obama was born. This clip is from the 2008 GOP convention.

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Anti-Gay Cartoon Runs In Notre Dame Student Newspaper, Editor Apologizes

The editor of Notre Dame’s student newspaper has issued an apology for a viciously anti-gay cartoon that ran in this week’s edition. “What’s the quickest way to turn a fruit into a vegetable?” A baseball bat. The punchline in the cartoon was originally going to be “AIDS,” but the artist “didn’t want to make fun of fatal diseases.” GLAAD is ...

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Quote Of The Day – Gary Cass

“What exactly did Pat [Roberston] say that was so terribly egregious? First he retold a very familiar story about the history of Haiti about a pact that was made by its revolutionary leaders. In exchange for help in throwing out the French Haiti would serve satan. Some have disputed this ever happened. But what is indisputable is Haiti’s history ever ...

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Obama Administration Adds Gender Identity To Jobs Protection

The Obama administration has quietly added gender identity protection to the federal jobs website. Tony Perkins at the Family Research Council is outraged, OUTRAGED I tells ya! On New Year’s Eve, when most Americans were waiting for the ball to drop in Times Square, the Obama Administration dropped another bombshell in its agenda to radicalize America by appointing its first ...

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Rush Limbaugh: I’m OK

Speaking at a press conference held at his Honolulu hospital minutes ago, Rush Limbaugh announced that an angiogram had “found absolutely nothing wrong” with his heart. Speculation about worse news had been mounting after Limbaugh’s team remained silent on his condition for more than a day. At the press conference, Limbaugh added, “I don’t think there’s one thing wrong with ...

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Karl Rove Gets Divorced

The man who launched the national anti-gay marriage movement in 2004, shortly after burying his gay father, has gotten divorced. After 24 years of marriage, many of which were spent under incredible stress and strain during the White House years, the Roves came to a mutual decision that they would end the marriage. They did spend Christmas together with their ...

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Quote Of the Day – Jim Robinson

“Let’s face it FRiends, if the unconstitutional healthcare bill passes, the socialist coup d’etat will have advanced well beyond the point of no return! There is nothing in the constitution that authorizes this illegal federal power-grab and plenty that forbids it. If the Obama/Reid/Pelosi Marxist attempted coup pulls this off without the people resisting to the hilt, then they’ll have ...

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North Carolina Politician Mocks AIDS Death Of Colleague’s Son

Mecklenburg County, North Carolina Commissioner Bill James is under fire for mocking the AIDS death of a fellow commissioner’s son during a debate on adding same-sex partner benefits. Toward the end of an emotional, two-hour debate on the topic, James leaned over to commissioner Vilma Leake and asked: “Your son was a homo, really?” Leake responded: “You’re going to make ...

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Liars Tell More Lying Lies

The Christian Broadcast Network devoted the first few minutes of yesterday’s broadcast to the Power Rangers For Jeebus and their rally against hate crimes laws at the Department of Justice. Event organizer Gary Cass looks into the camera of a nationally broadcast show and flatly lies that reading the Bible is now outlawed in Canada. No shame, no shame at ...

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Christian Clergy To Attempt To Incite Hate Crimes To Prove Religious Discrimination

World Net Daily reports that a group of Christian clergymen lead by Christian Anti-Defamation Commission head Gary Cass are planning a November 16th demonstration at the U.S. Capitol during which they intend to use inciting language in the hopes of being arrested for hate crimes, thereby proving the anti-Christian bias of the just-passed Matthew Shepard Act. “We’re basically going to ...

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Joe The Plumber Still Thinks All Gays Are Pedophiles

Joy Behar schools Joe The Plumber about his homophobia at the 5:00 mark. She doesn’t get anywhere.

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Louisiana Judge Denies Marriage License To Interracial Couple

Saying that such unions “don’t last long” and that he was worried about their potential children, yesterday Tangipahoa Parish Judge Keith Bardwell denied a marriage license to an interracial couple. “I’m not a racist. I just don’t believe in mixing the races that way,” Bardwell told the Associated Press on Thursday. “I have piles and piles of black friends. They ...

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Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX): Hate Crimes Bill Will Legalize Bestiality, Corpse-Fucking, Pedophilia, Lead To Nazism

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Definitely A Glenn Beck Follower

JMG reader Clark points out this bit of Facebook assholery, which Clark says has been up “for some time” despite many hits on the “report as offensive” button. You guys have an excellent track record on getting stuff like this pulled, so have at it. And let’s hope Facebook recorded the IP of the author. UPDATE: The poll’s been pulled ...

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“Our Indonesian Muslim Racist-In-Chief”

Tea party protest organizer Mark Williams calls Obama “Our Indonesian Muslim Racist-In-Chief.”

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Douchenozzle Gay Fish Doesn’t Care About Country Singers

The nation’s most famous gay fish bum-rushed the stage at MTV’s VMA Awards to ruin the moment for 19 year-old country star Taylor Swift. Within moments, half of the music world had taken to Twitter and their blogs to issue angry denouncements.

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Democratic Leaders Call for Official Censure Of Rep. Joe Wilson

Top Democrats are calling for an official censure of Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC) after his unprecedented heckling of President Obama during a nationally televised speech to the joint chambers of Congress. Joe Wilson’s flat refusal to apologize to the entire House for heckling President Barack Obama rekindled a push by some top Democrats to introduce a censure resolution — despite ...

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Peter LaBarbera Suggests Other New Flavors For Ben & Jerry

Porno Peter LaBarbera is outraged, outraged I tells ya, that Ben & Jerry temporarily named a flavor Hubby Hubby in honor of same-sex marriage coming to Vermont. “Besides the health aspects, there’s also the fact that homosexual behavior is opposed by God, and that’s something that we should take seriously. All homosexual behavior is sinful, and regardless of what liberals ...

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