Tag Archives: abstinence

Bristol Palin’s Alleged Baby Daddy Endorses Ted Cruz

Dakota Meyer, the alleged father of abstinence advocate Bristol Palin’s second illegitimate baby, has endorsed “traditional marriage” proponent Ted Cruz. From the Cruz campaign’s announcement: “This election is a turning point for our country,” said Meyer. “In these dangerous times we need a strong, principled conservative in the White House. We need a Commander-in-Chief who works with our allies and …

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SORRY BRISKET: Obama FY 2017 Budget “Eradicates” All Funding For Abstinence Education Programs

The Sexuality Information & Education Council applauds:  Earlier today, President Obama released his fiscal year 2017 budget, the final budget of his administration. The President’s Budget supports the sexual health of our nation’s youth by eradicating abstinence-only-until-marriage funding, increasing funds for the Teen Pregnancy Prevention Program, maintaining funding for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s Division of Adolescent and …

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More Palin Family Drama: Bristol’s Ex-Fiance Sues For Custody & Child Support For New Baby

TMZ reports that 2011 Medal Of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer has sued Bristol Palin for the joint legal and physical custody of Sailor Grace, the baby girl Bristol allegedly gave birth to on December 23rd. Meyer is also asking for child support. We say “allegedly” because a Palin-watch blog contends that Bristol actually gave birth in November, raising the possibility …

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Abstinence Spox Has Second Out-Of-Wedlock Child

America’s most prominent unwed and highly-paid abstinence spokesbilly has spawned for the second time: Bristol Palin has given birth to a baby daughter, Sailor Grace, seven months after she called off her engagement to marine Dakota Meyer, who took to Twitter to at last confirm that he is in fact the father of Bristol’s second child. Announcing the happy news …

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Sarah Palin: Bristol Is Pregnant Again Because God Gives You Many Chances Not To Sin [VIDEO]

Raw Story recaps the latest from Sarah Palin: Former Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin explained that her daughter had gotten pregnant out of wedlock for the second time because God gave people second, third and fourth chances not to sin. “Bristol is pregnant again,” CBS correspondent Tracy Smith pointed out to Palin during a recent trip to Wasilla. “That …

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Bristol Palin Chortles: Hillary Fears My Mom’s Power

“There’s so much to love about this, it’s difficult to know where to start. First of all, Hillary Clinton, the great tolerant one with rainbow Twitter avatars granting open-mindedness to any family formation under the sun, seems a bit more traditional in private than she does in public. One might call it hypocritical if it didn’t come across as so …

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Bristol Palin: I’m Pregnant Again

Abstinence scold Bristol Palin is pregnant again. Bristol Palin says she’s pregnant for a second time. The daughter of 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin announced the pregnancy on her blog Thursday. Her representative, David Martin, and Palin family lawyer John Tiemessen confirmed the blog post. The 24-year-old wrote that she knows this is a “huge disappointment” for her …

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Todd Starnes: Schools Fight Abstinence Programs To Protect The Profits They
Earn From Giving Out Free Condoms

Brian Tashman writes at Right Wing Watch: Starnes told host Tony Perkins, the president of the Family Research Council, that he suspected that school officials were worried that the student’s t-shirt would persuade so many students to become abstinent that they would lose out on the profits they apparently earn through distributing “free condoms.” Sadly, Starnes never bothered to explain …

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Abstinence & AIDS Jokes

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Illinois Catholic Priest Calls 911: “Help! I Can’t Get Out Of These Handcuffs!”

The 911 operator in Springfield, Illinois fielded an unusual emergency call from the local Catholic church in late November.  The story was published yesterday by the Illinois Times. The pastor of St. Aloysius church on Springfield’s north end has been granted a leave of absence after he called 911 from the rectory and told a dispatcher that he needed help …

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Former Staffer Sued Family Research Council For Sexual Harassment

According to just-revealed court documents, the Family Research Council fired its abstinence program director after she filed a sexual harassment complaint with Washington DC’s Human Rights Commission. DC Gadfly has the scoop: Moira Gaul had a stellar career at the Family Research Council and amassed a perfect employment record until her run-in with her supervisor, a prominent figure in the …

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Headline Of The Day

No sex until marriage! One man, one woman, FOR LIFE! Details. (Tipped by JMG reader David)

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Bristol Palin: We Built This, Mr. President

Several days ago Bristol Palin, who has built a mini-media empire based on being a failed abstinence advocate, failed dancer, and failed reality star, blogged this appeal: President Obama recently said, “If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.” Small business owners all over America took offense at this incorrect view that government (instead …

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FRC Claims Abstinence Success

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They Will Wait And Wait And Wait

From the Family Research Council: Almost unbelievably, there has been a bounty put out on Tim Tebow’s virginity. There is an organization that says they will pay $1 million to any woman that will come forward and prove that she has had sex with Tim. But there’s a powerful and encouraging response happening. Check out this video, and join us …

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Tennessee Approves Abstinence-Only Bill: “Gateway Sexual Activity” Leads To Evil

The Tennessee state legislature has approved a bill that restricts all sexual education to lessons on abstinence-only. Because any mention of “gateway sexual activity” will result in an explosion of teen-fucking. The bill defines “gateway sexual activity” as: “sexual conduct encouraging an individual to engage in a non-abstinent behavior.” The bill’s sponsor, Republican Rep. Jim Gotto, said the bill wouldn’t …

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The Purity Bear, Part Two

After the first installment of The Purity Bear became one of the most widely mocked clips on the net, the Liberty Counsel issued a press release which blithely bragged about its “many many thousands of views!” Almost all of those views came from trolls and mockers, of course, but that hasn’t stopped the Liberty Counsel from proudly barreling out with …

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WISCONSIN: State Senate Passes Abstinence Education Bill

The GOP-dominated Wisconsin Senate has passed a bill ordering teachers to downplay any mention of contraception in sex education classes. Because the only thing you need to know is “God hates fucking.” The new GOP-backed legislation would not ban teachers from discussing contraceptives, but would demand they stress abstaining from sex the only reliable way to avoid sexually transmitted diseases …

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Bristol: Levi Stole My Virginity

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“Fireworks” On Bristol’s Reality Show

Clip description: Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin daughter, was enjoying her time at West Hollywood’s Saddle Ranch restaurant with her friends and the film crew of her new reality show. Bristol got on the mechanical bull and rode it. But, as Bristol fell off the mechanical bull a man from the bar started shouting things to Bristol such as “Your mother …

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