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Yes, She Is

Chelsea, Saturday, 1AM At a Christmas party, several guys are loudly dishing a man standing ten feet away. Guy 1: “Oh, please. She thinks she is the hottest thing. I mean, look at her shoes! Who is she kidding?” Guy 2: “Would you STOP with the female pronouns already? HE is not a HER!” From across the room, the gentleman ...

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Pride Agenda Provides Fodder
To Giuliani Opponents

The Empire State Pride Agenda has commented on Rudy Giuliani’s notable retreat from his previously vigorous support for LGBT rights by releasing a list of major accomplishments achieved during his two terms as NYC mayor. Rudy Giuliani was Mayor of New York City from 1994 – 2001. During his time as Mayor, he worked with NYC’s lesbian, gay, bisexual and ...

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CBS Anchor To NYC Cop: You Dyke Bitch!

Alyica Lane, CBS news anchor for Philadelphia’s KYW-TV, was arrested in Chelsea last night for calling a female cop a “dyke bitch” and then punching the cop in the face. Reportedly, Lane and her boyfriend, radio disc jockey Chris Booker, got into a traffic altercation with a slow-moving unmarked police car. When the cops exited their vehicle to question Booker, ...

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Stonewall Rebellion To Be Featured In
New York State Museum Exhibit

This just in from New York State Assemblyman Daniel O’Donnell’s office: December , 17 2007 – Under the leadership of Assembly Member O’Donnell, openly lesbian, gay, and bisexual state legislators (O’Donnell, Assembly Member Deborah Glick, State Senator Thomas Duane, Assembly Member Matthew Titone, and Assembly Member Micah Kellner) have secured a commitment from the New York State Museum to include ...

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Shelter Kitty Says “Bundle Up”

Shelley is worried about this weekend’s nor’easter, but I tried explaining that tv weathermen live to plotz over things like this. Plus, they only actually get to SAY “nor’easter” about once or twice a year and I can tell that it rocks their world to do so. I actually kinda dig when a terrible storm is imminent – even hurricanes ...

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The Irony Cross

I find it faintly amusing that among the numerous major league baseball players named in yesterday’s massive steroid scandal is Yankee pitcher Andy Pettitte, the bible-thumping family values man who preaches against pre-marital sex and drug use. Pettitte is a favorite guest on many Christian talk shows. The title of Pettitte’s 2005 book: Strike Zone: Targeting A Life Of Integrity ...

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Bonush Time

The Grill, 1st Avenue, 9AM Woman 1: Hell no, I’m not going. Fuck Christmas and fuck them.Woman 2: You have to go to get the check.Woman 1: What? If I don’t go, I don’t get it?Woman 2: I guess.Woman 1: In that case, I’ll go, but I’m showing up shitfaced.Woman 2: Just like a regular Monday.Woman 1: Fuck you..

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At Least He Hasn’t Shot Anybody

Remember that 700 Club story about James Stabile, the gay guy who was touched by a pastor (“Fire!”) at that I-35 “purity seige” outside a Dallas gay bar and instantly renounced his homosexuality? Turns out he’s bipolar, had stopped taking his meds, and has already been kicked out of the ministry’s Build-A-Breeder home for wayward Xtians for being a “compulsive ...

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