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Touch Therapy 4UNow, Must Travel

A Canadian minister has been found guilty of sexual assault for his “touch therapy” method of handling a young man struggling with his sexuality. And by “touch therapy” we mean “having sex with.” The alleged victim, now 29, told court he started meeting Lewis for counselling sessions in early 2000 after his parents caught him viewing gay pornography on the ...

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Daily Grumble

I’d like to know what kind of sadistic fucker thinks it’s funny to stock all the back pain remedies on the bottom shelf an inch off the floor? That’s all I got. That, and Thermacare is made of the awesome.

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Morning View – Katz’s Delicatessen

Non-Gothamites will know Katz’s Delicatessen as the restaurant where Meg Ryan staged her famous faked orgasm in When Harry Met Sally. “I’ll have what she’s having.” Get to Katz’s for their famous one-pound pastrami-on-rye, where “requests for mayo are made at your peril.” NY Times critic Frank Bruni gave the ancient joint a rave last year and managed to get ...

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Charles Barkley’s Got Your Back

Retired NBA star Charles Barkley announced on CNN that he was sick of “fake Christians” and that he fully supports gay marriage. Barkley plans on running for governor of Alabama after he satisfies their seven-year residency requirement in 2014. The Christian Anti-Defamation Commission is demanding an apology from Barkely, saying, “Ironically, Barkley engaged in the very activity of judging others ...

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Yesterday No More

Carpenters fans are plucking at their multi-tracked heartstrings over the impending demolition of the duo’s family home, which was famously depicted on the cover of 1973’s Now And Then album. The house is also where Karen collapsed shortly before dying of anorexia. The family that bought the house from the Richard Carpenter in 1997 is fed up with gawking fans ...

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Manhattan Monday

– NYC is hurting for new cops. Could it be the $25K starting salary? – Brooklyn’s McCarren Pool, a nifty concert venue of late, is being turned back into a swimming pool. Yuppies in the hood rejoice. – A scandal may be brewing over NYC’s primary vote count. Unofficial tallies show zero votes cast for Barack Obama in about 80 ...

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Lawrence King Remembered
At Two Large Gatherings

A total of over 1000 people gathered at two locations on Friday and Saturday in Oxnard, California to honor the memory of Lawrence King, 15, an openly gay middle-school student who was shot in the head last Tuesday by Brandon McInerney, a 14 year-old fellow 8th grader. New reports suggest that days before the shooting King may have told McInerney ...

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HIV Vaccine May Never Come

Caltech’s Nobel winning biologist David Baltimore, who won the prize for his 1975 discovery of an enzyme later proven to be part of HIV’s reproductive mechanism, said yesterday that science is no closer to creating an effective vaccine for HIV than they were 25 years ago and that a vaccine may never be found. When HIV was linked to Aids ...

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Less Than A Feeling

Turns out the rock band Boston isn’t very happy with the Huckabee campaign’s appropriation of their biggest hit. The chief songwriter and founder of the band Boston has more than a feeling that he’s being ripped off by Mike Huckabee. In a letter to the Republican presidential hopeful, Tom Scholz complains that Huckabee is using his 1970s smash hit song ...

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