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Ted Cruz Contest: Buy This $65 Fugly Christmas Sweater And Set An Example For The “Tolerant Left”

Ted Cruz has launched sales on a $65 fugly Christmas sweater which displays his Santa-capped mug floating over the White House and flanked by the Patriotic Tea Party Snakes Of Liberty. According to an email from the Cruz campaign, buying this sweater will “set an example for the ‘tolerant left’.” You can also WIN a sweater by using the hashtag …

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Breitbart Punishes Starbucks With $10 Plastic Cup

Breitbart is putting the Christ back in Christmas with an ‘in your face” $10 plastic coffee cup meant to punish Starbucks. They write: Starbucks’ decision to rip all Christmas symbols off its coffee cups further alienated conservatives who were already fed up with the Seattle-based company’s liberal politics. However, in the wake of the Starbucks red cup controversy, which was …

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Ted Cruz Picks Up Teabagistan’s Latest Insane Claim

Responding to a reporter’s questions about the Colorado shooting, Ted Cruz yesterday parroted Teabagistan’s latest insane claim that the killer is transgender. All because a voter registration typo has an “F” next to his name. Via Huffington Post: When a reporter reminded the Texas senator that the suspect allegedly made a comment about “baby parts” while being arrested, Cruz countered, …

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NBC’s Chuck Todd Calls Out Donald Trump On 9/11 Lies: “Truthfulness Matters! Facts Matter!” [VIDEO]

An increasingly exasperated Chuck Todd called out Donald Trump’s lies about those mythical 9/11 celebrations on Meet The Press this morning, telling him, “You’re running for President of the United States! Your words matter! Truthfulness matters! Fact-based stuff matters!” Trump rolled right over the criticisms and continued to bloviate that everybody knows the media is lying because “so many people …

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IOWA: Trump Drops To Third Place In New Poll

From the Des Moines ABC affiliate: A poll released Wednesday from Iowa State University and WHO-HD shows Ben Carson in the top spot among Republicans seeking their party’s nomination for president. The poll shows 27.2 percent of Republicans likely to participate in the Iowa Caucuses would support Carson, a former neurosurgeon. With 16.7 percent, Marco Rubio comes in ahead of …

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Trump Demands Apology From NYT [VIDEO]

The Washington Post reports: A day after he was widely rebuked for mocking a reporter with a physical disability, business mogul and reality TV star Donald Trump on Thursday denied that he had done so and accused the reporter of “using his disability to grandstand.” Trump also demanded an apology from the New York Times, the reporter’s employer, which earlier …

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Donald Trump Mocks Disabled NYT Reporter [VIDEO]

I’d say this is unbelievable but we’re talking about Donald Trump. The Independent reports: The reality television star and Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump stoked controversy yet again this week, when he mocked a journalist with a chronic congenital condition during a campaign rally in South Carolina. The real estate mogul flailed his arms stiffly as he imitated Serge Kovaleski, …

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Kasich Attack Ad: Trump’s Greatest Worst Hits [VIDEO]

New Day For America PAC, which supports John Kasich, has spliced together just a few of Donald Trump’s more outrageous statements. The PAC reports that Trump is already threatening to sue them. Classic. Watch below.

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TEXAS: Republican Leader Tanya Robertson Calls For Statewide Ballot On Secession From USA

Texas Republican Party committee member Tanya Robertson wants to place a secession vote on the GOP primary ballot. The Houston Chronicle reports: Robertson, State Republican Executive Committee member for Senate District 11, which covers parts of Harris, Galveston and Brazoria counties, said she’ll present the resolution at the committee’s December 4 meeting in Austin, and that she already has support …

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Trump Campaign Manager: Media Is Suppressing The Videos Of All Those Cheering New Jersey Muslims

“For the mainstream media to go out and say that this didn’t happen is just factually inaccurate. We know it happened. They should go back and check the FBI records. Mr. Trump has provided them local media outlets that have covered this coverage that they don’t want to go and talk about. He’s provided many opportunities for them to go …

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IOWA: Ted Cruz Closes In On Donald Trump In New Quinnipiac Poll, Now Only Two Points Behind

The Hill reports: Donald Trump has company on the Iowa GOP presidential podium, as Sen. Ted Cruz has moved within the margin of error at the top of a new Quinnipiac University poll released Tuesday. The real estate magnate wins one-quarter of likely Republican caucus-goers compared to the Texas senator’s 23 percent. Ben Carson, the retired neurosurgeon who edged Trump …

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Trump Defends Racist Tweet To Bill O’Reilly:
Am I Gonna Check Every Statistic? [VIDEO]

Last night Bill O’Reilly called out Donald Trump for tweeting out that racist and completely false graphic about black crime rates. Trump brushed O’Reilly off, saying, “Am I gonna check every statistic?” O’Reilly: “You gotta! You’re a presidential candidate!” Watch below. UPDATE: The Washington Post goes OFF. At The Fix, we’ve already told you that Trump is leading a fact-free …

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Politifact: Donald Trump’s Pants Are On Fire

You’ll be shocked to learn that Politifact has given Donald Trump their Pants On Fire rating for his claims about celebrations in New Jersey after the 9/11 attacks. They write: Trump said he “watched in Jersey City, N.J., where thousands and thousands of people were cheering” as the World Trade Center collapsed. This defies basic logic. If thousands and thousands of …

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Trump: I Probably Wouldn’t Use Nukes

In an interview published yesterday by GQ, Donald Trump promised that he’s be much more reasonable and way less crazy once he takes office. Therefore we probably shouldn’t worry all that much about him destroying every living creature on earth with nuclear weapons. From the interview: If anyone attacks you, you bite back pretty hard, don’t you? Yes. Yes. If …

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OHIO: Donald Trump Boots Out More Protesters, Says “You Can Get ‘Em The Hell Out” [VIDEO]

During his rally in Columbus, Ohio yesterday, Donald Trump returned to his latest crowd-pleasing tactic of ordering security to drag protesters “the hell out of here.” The crowd roared in approval, but this time at least there are no reports that his supporters assaulted the protesters. Watch below.

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Dr. Stabby: Wait, I DIDN’T See Those Cheering Arabs, I Was “Thinking Something Differently” [VIDEO]

Earlier today we got Dr. Stabby ON VIDEO saying that he totally saw the same film of cheering Arabs in New Jersey that Trump continues to bray about. Now, in classic Ben Carson style, the story changes. NBC News reports: Hours after Ben Carson told reporters he remembers seeing American Muslims celebrating the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, his campaign said …

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Dr. Stabby: Hey, I Saw That 9/11 Cheering Film Too!

You guys, Dr. Stabby TOTALLY saw the same nonexistent news story that Donald Trump saw! CNN reports: Trump did get back up from his primary opponent Ben Carson, who told reporters gathered in Nevada that he did see celebrations of American Muslims in New Jersey after 9/11. “I saw the film of it, yes,” he said. Asked what kind of …

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Elizabeth Hasselbeck To Leave Fox News

Via Mediate: Elisabeth Hasselbeck announced on Monday afternoon that she will be stepping down from her role as a co-host of Fox News’ Fox & Friends at the end of the year. Hasselbeck, who replaced Fox News host Gretchen Carlson just over two years ago, “…has decided to put her career in television on hold while she raises her three …

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Trump Video Shows Hillary Laughing As Benghazi Burns

Via Talking Points Memo: Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump posted a video to Instagram Monday that mocked Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s laugh, superimposing video of her chuckling over newspaper headlines about her emails and fiery images from the Benghazi attacks. At one point, Trump’s video showed Clinton laughing during her recent 11-hour testimony before the House Benghazi committee over …

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Trump: Boycott “Disloyal” Macy’s This Christmas

Donald Trump renewed his call to boycott Macy’s today, this time accusing the retail giant of being “disloyal” on the issue of immigration, whatever the fuck THAT means.

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