Teabagistan

Yesterday Kim Davis attended the swearing-in and inaugural parties for Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin. According to the Liberty Counsel, Bevin won because of the Davis controversy. They write: “There is no question that the case of Kim Davis and the issue of religious freedom played a role in the Governor’s lopsided win,” said Mat Staver, Founder and Chairman of Liberty …

Trump didn’t even win TIME’s readers poll, but he’s still got the super-sadz about losing to Angela Merkel.

Breitbart house homocon and misogynist Milo Whatsisopolous says that birth control makes women bitchy, unattractive, and slutty. From his conclusion: Of course, if your darling wife has been on the Pill for the last five years of your union, you’ve never actually met her in her true form. When she finally stops dosing, you will be faced with a woman …

This kind of ridiculous douchenozzlry could only come from John Nolte: “Almost all of the same shrill, hypocritical Leftists and DC Media-types screaming ‘religious freedom!’ in opposition to Trump’s immigration ban, are the very same fascists aggressively using the federal government to strip Americans protected by the Constitution of their human rights, specifically the right to honor their religious conscience. …

“Donald Trump’s call to ban all Muslim immigration has caused anger and righteous indignation from Democrats and Republicans. Catholics and Baptists. But a good many folks across the fruited plain support Mr. Trump’s plan. Folks want to do whatever it takes to protect their families from the jihadists. If you move beyond the toxic politics – what Mr. Trump is …

Today virtually all top GOP figures denounced Donald Trump including RNC chairman Reince Priebus, House Speaker Paul Ryan, and most of the GOP presidential field. (Notable exception: Ted Cruz.) Trump reacted this afternoon by once again hinting at an independent run. Please, please, please White Jesus, make it so.

GOP Virginia Del. “Sideshow” Bob Marshall, who failed in his 2014 bid for the US House despite an endorsement from Phyllis Schlafly, is back with more crazy talk. Via Blue Virginia: Well, now the Virginia General Assembly is gearing up for its 2016 session, and Sideshow Bob is baaaaack….with more crazy, hateful, bigoted legislation. This time, it’s HB77 on “sex …

Nevada GOP Assemblywoman Michello Fiore went viral in the last week with her holiday card which features every member of her family clutching guns. Today we learn that she would just love to “put a piece of brass” in the heads of Syrian refugees. Via Talking Points Memo: During her weekly show on Las Vegas radio station KWDN, Fiore discussed …

In last night’s report about Donald Trump’s call to ban all Muslims from entering the United States, Rachel Maddow wondered if Trump is purposely trying to “blow up his presidential campaign.” Maddow: “Is he trying to get himself effectively kicked out of the Republican party so there’s no longer a threat he might actually get nominated as that party’s nominee …

The Philadelphia Daily News has earned international attention this morning for today’s front page. The UK’s Independent reports: Donald Trump has been likened to the historical far-right as his campaign is backed by neo-Nazi fascists, in the wake of remarks calling for all Muslim immigration to be banned. The Tuesday edition of the Philadelphia Daily News, a tabloid with a …

Ben Shapiro is VERY upset with Donald Trump. Enjoy: “Trump is not referring only to foreign Muslims. He says his ban applies to ‘everyone.’ If that’s the case, why would he quash the rights of millions of Muslim Americans, many of whom serve in the police and armed services? How would he propose to take away rights without due process? …

Early today Fox Business Channel analyst Ralph Peters said that President Obama is a “total pussy.” Shortly afterwards Clueless actress turned teabagger Stacey Dash was over on Fox News where she said President Obama is “full of shit.” Both have been suspended. CNN reports: Two Fox News commentators were suspended on Monday for using profanities while criticizing President Obama on …

Donald Trump today called for ban on all Muslim immigration to the United States. The message was delivered in a rare written statement from the Trump campaign. It reads in full: Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on. According …

Ted Cruz has taken his first polling lead in an early state. CNN reports: Ted Cruz has overtaken Donald Trump in Iowa, according to a Monmouth University survey of Iowa Republicans released Monday. If the caucuses were held today, Cruz would win with 24% support to Trump’s 19% backing. Marco Rubio comes in a close third with 17% and Ben …

Fox News analyst Ralph Peters this morning reacted to President Obama’s speech on terrorism with this: “Mr. President we’re not afraid, we’re angry, we’re pissed off, we’re furious! We want you to react, we want you to do something! You’re afraid! This guy is such a total pussy, it’s stunning.” Host Stuart Varney then chided Peters, saying, “I can tell …

Over the weekend wingnut commentator Erick Erickson was so incensed by a New York Times gun control editorial that he literally shot seven holes in his copy of the paper. Erickson then posted an image of the bullet-riddled paper and asked his followers to do the same. Today a Times reporter trolled Erickson right back.

Speaking yesterday at an Iowa town hall event, Ben Carson pined for the good old days of DADT and denounced soldiers who “have to go around flouting their sexuality.” Carson’s statement was triggered by a question about military service for transgender Americans. “You know, we have too many important things to do,” Carson said at a “Veterans and Military Town …

Yesterday the New York Times published a rare front page editorial in support of gun control. Wingnut commentator Erick Erickson responded in typically rational fashion by literally shooting seven holes in a copy of the paper.  JMG reader Joe directs us to the many amusing reactions on Twitter, one of which is below. Hit the link for many more.

As the nation is wracked by mass shootings, GOP Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore decided it would be a fun idea to post a holiday photo in which every adult plus a young boy is holding or wearing a gun. The photo’s caption reads: “It’s up to Americans to protect America. We’re just your ordinary American family. – With love & …

A few days ago Ireland made it illegal to fire teachers for being gay. As it turns out, that action was an attack against the Baby Jesus. Breitbart wails: Ireland has stripped away laws which protected the rights of people to freedom of religion when in conflict with gay rights. The move comes just weeks after the first Irish gay …