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Ted Cruz: I’ll Have Trump Build My Wall

Ted Cruz yesterday told a right wing radio station that upon election he’ll “absolutely” hire Donald Trump to build that wall on the Mexican border. Mediaite has the quote: “If you’re elected president of the United States, will you do what Donald Trump has pledged to do? Would a President Cruz build a wall along the entire southern border?” Kuhner ...

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GOP Gun Control Opponents End Future Mass Shootings Through The Power Of Prayer And Thoughts

All of the major GOP figures rushed to Twitter this afternoon to make sure everybody knows they are definitely praying for the people murdered in today’s mass shooting. They’re also thinking about them! Which totally helps! And tomorrow they will return to blocking all attempts at gun control in America.

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Erick Erickson: Today’s Mass Murder Is Obama’s Fault

Yesterday Erick Erickson declared that Planned Parenthood should just be thankful that more Christians aren’t murdering them. He may have topped his record of assholery with this tweet. Maybe. After all, it’s a very long record.

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Insane Conspiracy Nutjob Alex Jones To Trump: You Are The George Washington Of Our Time [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: It is really difficult to know where to begin when cataloging all of the truly insane statements and conspiracy theories levied by radio host Alex Jones, who has talked about everything from how 9/11 and Oklahoma City were false flag operations to how juice turns kids gay and space lizards are running the ...

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Breitbart Readers Split On Trump And Cruz

The latest result in Breitbart‘s monthly “primary” shows that the far-right site’s readers are split between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz with Ben Carson now a far, far distant third. Today Breitbart is trumpeting former DNC chairman Howard Dean’s prediction that Trump could wrap up the GOP nomination with Florida’s March 15th winner-take-all primary. More mainstream conservative sites continue to ...

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Glenn Beck: Donald Trump Will Get A “Massive Payback” From The Clintons After Hillary Wins [VIDEO]

“What are the odds that he is a spoiler? What are the odds that he got into this because he’s friend with the Clintons and he’ll get massive payback? If Hillary Clinton gets in because he ran third party, do you know the favor they’re going to owe him? It makes no sense otherwise!” – Glenn Beck, speaking on his ...

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COLORADO: County Clerk Confirms Data Entry Error, Shooter Tried To Correct Female Designation

It probably won’t be reported on sites like Breitbart and Twitchy, but as we all suspected, the “female” designation of Planned Parenthood shooter Richard Dear in Colorado’s voter database was a mere clerical error and one that Dear attempted to correct on two occasions. The Colorado Springs Gazette reports: Ryan Parsell, El Paso County’s chief deputy clerk and recorder, said ...

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Ted Cruz: It’s Undeniable That The Overwhelming Majority Of Violent Criminals Are Democrats [AUDIO]

How to completely and permanently alienate half of the electorate in one sentence. Via Mediaite: Ted Cruz pushed back against the media coverage of the Planned Parenthood shooting today and made a pretty strong assertion about which party most violent criminals belong to. Radio host Hugh Hewitt told Cruz that, given how some in the media have attempted to connect ...

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Twister Sister’s Dee Snyder Gives Trump Permission To Use We’re Not Gonna Take It At Campaign Rallies

The Hill reports: Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider says he gave Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump permission to use the band’s hit “We’re Not Gonna Take It” on the campaign trail. “He called and he asked, which I appreciated,” Snider told Canadian Business in a recent interview. “I said, ‘Look, we don’t see eye to eye on everything — there ...

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Ted Cruz Contest: Buy This $65 Fugly Christmas Sweater And Set An Example For The “Tolerant Left”

Ted Cruz has launched sales on a $65 fugly Christmas sweater which displays his Santa-capped mug floating over the White House and flanked by the Patriotic Tea Party Snakes Of Liberty. According to an email from the Cruz campaign, buying this sweater will “set an example for the ‘tolerant left’.” You can also WIN a sweater by using the hashtag ...

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Breitbart Punishes Starbucks With $10 Plastic Cup

Breitbart is putting the Christ back in Christmas with an ‘in your face” $10 plastic coffee cup meant to punish Starbucks. They write: Starbucks’ decision to rip all Christmas symbols off its coffee cups further alienated conservatives who were already fed up with the Seattle-based company’s liberal politics. However, in the wake of the Starbucks red cup controversy, which was ...

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Ted Cruz Picks Up Teabagistan’s Latest Insane Claim

Responding to a reporter’s questions about the Colorado shooting, Ted Cruz yesterday parroted Teabagistan’s latest insane claim that the killer is transgender. All because a voter registration typo has an “F” next to his name. Via Huffington Post: When a reporter reminded the Texas senator that the suspect allegedly made a comment about “baby parts” while being arrested, Cruz countered, ...

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NBC’s Chuck Todd Calls Out Donald Trump On 9/11 Lies: “Truthfulness Matters! Facts Matter!” [VIDEO]

An increasingly exasperated Chuck Todd called out Donald Trump’s lies about those mythical 9/11 celebrations on Meet The Press this morning, telling him, “You’re running for President of the United States! Your words matter! Truthfulness matters! Fact-based stuff matters!” Trump rolled right over the criticisms and continued to bloviate that everybody knows the media is lying because “so many people ...

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IOWA: Trump Drops To Third Place In New Poll

From the Des Moines ABC affiliate: A poll released Wednesday from Iowa State University and WHO-HD shows Ben Carson in the top spot among Republicans seeking their party’s nomination for president. The poll shows 27.2 percent of Republicans likely to participate in the Iowa Caucuses would support Carson, a former neurosurgeon. With 16.7 percent, Marco Rubio comes in ahead of ...

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Trump Demands Apology From NYT [VIDEO]

The Washington Post reports: A day after he was widely rebuked for mocking a reporter with a physical disability, business mogul and reality TV star Donald Trump on Thursday denied that he had done so and accused the reporter of “using his disability to grandstand.” Trump also demanded an apology from the New York Times, the reporter’s employer, which earlier ...

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Donald Trump Mocks Disabled NYT Reporter [VIDEO]

I’d say this is unbelievable but we’re talking about Donald Trump. The Independent reports: The reality television star and Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump stoked controversy yet again this week, when he mocked a journalist with a chronic congenital condition during a campaign rally in South Carolina. The real estate mogul flailed his arms stiffly as he imitated Serge Kovaleski, ...

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Kasich Attack Ad: Trump’s Greatest Worst Hits [VIDEO]

New Day For America PAC, which supports John Kasich, has spliced together just a few of Donald Trump’s more outrageous statements. The PAC reports that Trump is already threatening to sue them. Classic. Watch below.

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TEXAS: Republican Leader Tanya Robertson Calls For Statewide Ballot On Secession From USA

Texas Republican Party committee member Tanya Robertson wants to place a secession vote on the GOP primary ballot. The Houston Chronicle reports: Robertson, State Republican Executive Committee member for Senate District 11, which covers parts of Harris, Galveston and Brazoria counties, said she’ll present the resolution at the committee’s December 4 meeting in Austin, and that she already has support ...

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Trump Campaign Manager: Media Is Suppressing The Videos Of All Those Cheering New Jersey Muslims

“For the mainstream media to go out and say that this didn’t happen is just factually inaccurate. We know it happened. They should go back and check the FBI records. Mr. Trump has provided them local media outlets that have covered this coverage that they don’t want to go and talk about. He’s provided many opportunities for them to go ...

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IOWA: Ted Cruz Closes In On Donald Trump In New Quinnipiac Poll, Now Only Two Points Behind

The Hill reports: Donald Trump has company on the Iowa GOP presidential podium, as Sen. Ted Cruz has moved within the margin of error at the top of a new Quinnipiac University poll released Tuesday. The real estate magnate wins one-quarter of likely Republican caucus-goers compared to the Texas senator’s 23 percent. Ben Carson, the retired neurosurgeon who edged Trump ...

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