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Donald Trump: “Thousands And Thousands” Of Arabs In Jersey City Were Cheering On 9/11

Donald Trump this morning repeated the ridiculous claim he made yesterday at a rally in Alabama. ABC News reports: Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump defended comments he made Saturday saying he saw thousands of people in Jersey City, New Jersey cheering when the World Trade Center was destroyed on September 11, 2001. “There were people that were cheering on the ...

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First Television Ad From Marco Rubio: What Happened In Paris Can Happen Here [VIDEO]

Marco Rubio issued his first television campaign ad this morning. The Huffington Post recaps: Titled “A Civilizational Struggle,” the 30-second spot features a solemn Rubio speaking into the camera about why the U.S. must eliminate the threat posed by the self-described Islamic State. “What happened in Paris could happen here. There is no middle ground,” the presidential candidate says in ...

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ALABAMA: Black Protester Punched & Kicked At Trump Rally, Trump Says He Deserved It [VIDEO]

CNN reports: Several attendees at the rally punched and kicked a protester who tried to disrupt Trump’s speech. At least a half-dozen attendees shoved and tackled the protester, a black man, to the ground as he refused to leave the event. At least one man punched the protester and a woman kicked him while he was on the ground. All ...

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Sarah Palin Sends Gushing Note To Adele Thanking Her For Crediting Her Success To Sarah Palin

The biggest story in the entertainment world is yesterday’s release of Adele’s hotly-anticipated third album. So of course Sarah Palin is trying to tie her new book to that media juggernaut by promoting a message to Adele she wrote in a copy of her book. Palin’s ploy comes because last night Adele attributed her US success to Sarah Palin. People ...

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Donald Trump: I Totally Didn’t Endorse That Nazi Thing Everybody Saw Me Endorse On Video

This morning I posted an NBC News clip in which their reporter asked Donald Trump if he was serious about forcing Muslim-Americans to register with federal government. Trump’s response: “I would certainly implement that. Absolutely.” The reporter pressed Trump further, asking how a Muslim database differs what the Nazis did. Trump: “You tell me.” As you can see, Trump is ...

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KENTUCKY: Gov-Elect Matt Bevin Threatens Action Against Newspaper For “Racist” Cartoon

Anti-gay Kentucky governor-elect Matt Bevin is VERY ANGRY about the above cartoon published yesterday by the Lexington Herald-Leader. Bevin, who has four adopted children from Africa, has issued a press release which threatens the paper with reprisals once he assumes office. The Louisville Courier-Journal reports: “The Lexington Herald-Leader chose to articulate with great clarity the deplorably racist ideology of ‘cartoonist’ ...

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Sarah Palin: Jesus Christ Supports Open Carry

In her continuing ploy to generate VP buzz, Sarah Palin today declared that Christ His Own Damn Self would fight for the right carry semi-automatic weapons around his local Walmart. “Jesus would fight for our Second Amendment. Taking concrete defense measures (i.e. arming ourselves) away from the good guys? Yeah…that…we don’t want that. Shoot, even the Lord said to take ...

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Ted Cruz Double-Dog-Dares Obama: Come Back Here And Try Insulting Me To My Face [VIDEO]

Refugee offspring Ted Cruz is ever so pissed that President Obama has criticized Republicans for wanting to keep out Syrian refugees. And he basically just about challenged the president to a fistfight. The Hill reports: “It is utterly unbefitting of the president to be engaging in those kind of personal insults and attacks,” Cruz said in Washington, D.C., in video ...

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Sarah Palin: Of Course I’d Be Somebody’s VP

“There’s millions of Americans out there, qualified, ready, willing, and able. I really don’t think it’s me being asked, but as I say, if I were asked, I’d do it. My interest has always been in public service, getting out there, doing all that I can to try and help make the world a better place. If that’s a position ...

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LOUISIANA: Diaper David Vitter Uses Images From Paris To Attack Gubernatorial Opponent [VIDEO]

Renowned adulterer, hooker patron, and diaper fetishist David Vitter has tweeted out a campaign clip which uses images from Paris to attack his Democratic opponent, whom he accuses “always siding” with President Obama. Via Mediaite: The ad opens with the footage of the France-Germany game being interrupted by the suicide bomber’s explosion, followed by images of ambulances racing through Paris ...

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Cruz Bill Would Ban Syrian Muslim Immigrants

The Hill reports: Sen. Ted Cruz has struck back at President Obama’s implication that his rejection of Syrian refugees is “shameful,” telling CNN he will be introducing legislation banning Muslim Syrian refugees from entering the United States. “What Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are proposing is that we bring to this country tens of thousands of Syrian Muslim refugees,” Cruz ...

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Pastor Steven Anderson: Paris Concertgoers Had It Coming For Attending “Death Metal” Show [VIDEO]

Pastor Steven Anderson is best known for calling for the genocide of gay people and for openly praying for God to murder President Obama. The Friendly Atheist has the latest: Christian Pastor Steven Anderson spent part of his sermon yesterday telling his congregation that, while he doesn’t condone the actions of the Paris attackers, the concertgoers at the Bataclan theater ...

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T-Mobile CEO: Dump Shitty Donald Trump

T-Mobile USA CEO John Legere yesterday tweeted a cartoon depicting Donald Trump as a literal piece of shit – complete with buzzing flies. And that has Breitbart VERY UPSET. Because – get this – Legere’s tweet is “typical liberal name-calling.” Homocon Milo Whatisopoulous writes: Doesn’t a CEO tweeting a picture like this betray something about how he regards his own customers? ...

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Iowa Rep. Steve King: Do Your Duty For God And Vote For Ted Cruz In The Iowa Caucus [VIDEO]

In what Breitbart is calling a “major pickup” for Ted Cruz, today wingnut Rep. Steve King (R-IA) issued an endorsement in which he asks voters to “do your duty for God” and vote for Cruz in the Iowa caucus. Watch below.

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Sarah Palin: Bristol Is Pregnant Again Because God Gives You Many Chances Not To Sin [VIDEO]

Raw Story recaps the latest from Sarah Palin: Former Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin explained that her daughter had gotten pregnant out of wedlock for the second time because God gave people second, third and fourth chances not to sin. “Bristol is pregnant again,” CBS correspondent Tracy Smith pointed out to Palin during a recent trip to Wasilla. “That ...

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Sarah Palin: Maybe I’ll Run For Office Again

From the Washington Post: Watch out, world: Sarah Palin said she’s open to running for political office again. The former Alaska governor touched on a possible return to politics during a wide-ranging interview on CBS’s “Sunday Morning.” “This will always be home,” she said of Wasilla, Alaska. “I would know that I could always come back here.” “You’re willing to ...

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Matt Drudge Implies That Hillary Is A Lesbian

Closeted homocon blogger Matt Drudge last night repeated a familiar meme in Teabagistan with a misspelled tweet which implies that Hillary Clinton and her top aide Huma Abedin are lovers. Abedin is actually the wife of former Rep. Anthony Weiner. Drudge’s fans are thrilled.

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Today’s Most Popular Cartoon In Teabagistan

This panel by Arizona Republic political cartoonist Steve Benson is being headlined today on many right wing sites and has been shared about 400,000 times on Facebook.

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Ted Cruz On Fox News: Obama “Does Not Wish To Defend This Country” From Terrorists [VIDEO]

The Guardian recaps today’s predictable reaction by Ted Cruz: Speaking to reporters ahead of a “rally for religious liberty” in Greenville, South Carolina, Cruz said of the victims of the Paris attacks: “They were not injured by some faceless menace. They were not injured by some abstract and inchoate violent extremism. “They were injured by radical Islamic terrorism, an evil ...

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Ann Coulter: Donald Trump Was Elected Tonight

Yesterday Donald Trump declared that he would “bomb the shit out of ISIS.” Which, rather obviously, we’re already doing. But never one to miss out on some grave-dancing, tonight Ann Coulter is positively quivering with joy over the massacre in Paris because she believes her savior was just elected president.

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