Teabagistan

Louis Gohmert Has The Eric Fanning Sadz [AUDIO]

According to loony tune Rep. Louis Gohmert, having an openly gay head of the US Army will send a signal to the Muslim world that the United States endorses pedophilia. Seriously. Tony Perkins, of course, agrees.

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Wingnuts Lose Their Papal Shit [VIDEO]

Media Matters has compiled a dozen reactions to the Pope’s visit from the biggest loudmouths in Teabagistan. You’ll enjoy this.

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Fox Fires Back At Trump’s Boycott: You Suck Anyway

This could NOT possibly be any more delicious.

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Paging The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse

We’ll be SO disappointed if our favorite loony tunes End Times prognosticator doesn’t have a field day with this photo. In the meantime, they’re holding their sides over at Twitchy and other wingut sites.

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Teabagistan REALLY Hates Pope Francis: He May Be “Condemning Millions To Unspeakable Earthly Misery”

Teabagistan may be having a civil war over Fox News and Donald Trump, but they are definitely united in their hatred of that commie/socialist/Obama-kisser Pope Francis. Posted today on Breitbart: If God is the God of free will in this broken world, then He most certainly does not see a moral equivalency between free market capitalism and totalitarian communism. And ...

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Sad Trombone

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Teabagistan: Democrats Planted That Anti-Muslim Guy To Embarrass Donald Trump [VIDEO]

All of Teabagistan is aflame this week with claims that the anti-Muslim guy at Donald Trump’s rally was planted by the Democrats to embarrass him. Which doesn’t make much sense since all of Teabagistan AND Trump obviously agree with him. Still, even mainstream outlets are looking for the man, whose identity remains unknown.

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A Prayer From Matt Drudge

Closeted homosexual blogger Matt Drudge is joining the rest of Teabagistan in attacking Pope Francis, both for his scandalous Christ-like support for the poor (income redistribution!) and for his role in thawing relations between the United States and Cuba (commies!)

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Ted Nugent: I’m A Gay Vegetarian Pirate

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Rainbow Doritos Are Sold Out For 2015

According to Frito-Lay, all 10,000 bags of rainbow Doritos have been sold and no more will be produced, at least not this year. The promotion netted $100,000 for the It Gets Better Project, which will receive 100% of the receipts. Meanwhile all of Teabagistan continues to quiver in impotent rage and rain down vile abuse on the company’s social media ...

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MICHIGAN: Second Ousted Anti-Gay Former State Rep Will Also Run To Get His Old Seat Back

Saying that the fake conservatives in his own party had used “totalitarian tactics” to oust him over his adulterous affair with a fellow lawmaker, this morning former Michigan state Rep. Todd Courser appeared on CNN to declare that he will run in the special election for his old seat.  Courser: “I’m a believer in Christ and I’m looking forward to ...

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MICHIGAN: Expelled Adulterous Anti-Gay Lawmaker Cindy Gamrat Files To Run For Her Old Seat

Former Michigan state Rep. Cindy Gamrat, who calls herself a Tea Party Christian, was expelled last week after being caught in an affair with a fellow representative of Christ Himself. Gamrat’s cheating partner, former Rep. Todd Courser, who resigned shortly before he too would have been expelled, had tried to cloak the affair by planting a bizarre story about being ...

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Donald Trump Promises To “Look Into” Claims That President Obama Is A Foreign-Born Muslim [VIDEO]

The Hill reports: Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump on Thursday declined to address a claim by a supporter at a campaign rally that President Obama is a Muslim who was born abroad. Speaking at campaign rally in New Hampshire, Trump fielded questions from the crowd, and the first person he called on stood and declared: “We have a problem in ...

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Breitbart Has The Doritos Sadz

Raging spittle-flecked Breitbart columnist John Nolte, who likes to post swastikas on rainbow flags, is feeling VERY INSULTED by a bag of corn chips. He writes: Frito-Lay announced Thursday that for a limited time Doritos will come in rainbow colors to show support for the LGBT community. Sales will go to It Gets Better, a non-profit group started by the ...

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The Doritos Outrage Has Begun

The Doritos Outrage Machine is off to a quick start after the brand announced its partnership with the It Gets Better Project on a line of rainbow-hued Cool Ranch chips. Leading the Whiny Brigade so far are Twitchy and Free Republic, where commenters are wailing about perversion, Jesus, AIDS, and – because of course – Obama. The real fun won’t ...

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Ben Shapiro: Trump Should STFU

Teabagistan’s weeks-long civil war over Donald Trump continues to rage as evidenced by Ben Shapiro’s reaction to Trump’s ridiculous debate claims about autism and vaccinations.

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Drudge Poll: Trump Won The Debate

Most on the right and the left seem to believe that Carly Fiorina won last night’s main debate, but not the respondents to Matt Drudge’s poll, who unsurprisingly chose Trump over Fiorina by a more than 2-1 margin. Fiorina only made the main debate stage due to a controversial late rule change made by CNN.

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Teabagistan’s Civil War Escalates

For several weeks all of Teabagistan has been in a simmering civil war divided along pro-Trump / anti-Trump sides. Things began to ramp up last week when Glenn Beck called wannabe Trump running mate Sarah Palin a “clown,” adding that he was embarrassed to have ever supported her. Beck apologized the next day, but that wasn’t good enough for Breitbart, ...

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Verizon Drops Sportsman Channel Over Low Viewership, Network Screams Rights Are Violated

Citing low viewership, Verizon has dropped the mostly unwatched Sportsman Channel, which is really only known for carrying Sarah Palin’s latest reality show attempt. Visitors to the channel’s website are now greeted with a splash screen which calls on their 57 viewers to deluge Verizon with complaints for violating their God-given freedom to watch shitty hunting shows.  And speaking of ...

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Straight Outta Teabagistan

Ted Cruz is actually selling these posters. Jezebel reports: Cruz’s campaign has purchased 200 of the original posters from their designer, the conservative street artist who goes by the name Sabo (other work includes portrayals of Wendy Davis as an “abortion Barbie” and Hillary Clinton as a flying monkey from The Wizard of Oz). They are being sold for $50 ...

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