Teabagistan

Now On Sale By Matt Barber

In this week’s newsletter Matt Barber invites you to squeeze Hillary Clinton’s head into “even more monstrous expressions than she normally has.” From the sales pitch: “Made exclusively for Patriot Depot, our Hillary Squeeze Toy is the perfect way to vent your frustrations throughout the day. I keep one of these on my desk, so anytime I need a little ...

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Hillary Clinton Touts Accomplishments As Secretary Of State Ahead Of Benghazi Committee Hearing [VIDEO]

Via the Washington Post: Ahead of high-stakes testimony this week before the Republican-led House committee investigating the Benghazi attacks, former secretary of state Hillary Rodham Clinton is trying to turn the tables by highlighting the rest of her well-regarded tenure as chief U.S. diplomat. Her campaign released a video highlight reel from her State Department service Monday that includes endorsements ...

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Wingnut Site Daily Caller Runs Photo Of Malia Obama Allegedly Playing Beer Pong At Brown University

The Daily Caller thinks it has a “gotcha” with a photo of Malia Obama possibly playing beer pong during a tour of Brown University. They write: Malia Obama was visiting Brown University in Rhode Island for a campus tour last weekend, and while she was there, the 17-year-old finally proved that there’s at least one cool person in the Obama ...

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Another GOP Rep Tells The Truth On Benghazi

Stand by for this guy to get primaried by the Tea People. CNN reports: Another Republican lawmaker says the House Select Committee on Benghazi is meant to go after the reputation of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Rep. Richard Hanna, R-New York, said Wednesday on New York’s’ WIBX 950 said “Sometimes the biggest sin you can commit in D.C. ...

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Stop Hillary PAC Stoops To Appalling Low In Attack Ad That Aired During Democratic Debate [VIDEO]

During last night’s Democratic debate viewers in some markets were subjected to one of the most repulsive attack ads imaginable. Paid for by Stop Hillary PAC, the ad features photographs of the four Americans killed in Benghazi as an announcer puts words in the mouths of the murdered men as if he were each of them. Democrats are furious. Via ...

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Breitbart Headline Of The Day

During last night’s Democratic debate, Breitbart editor Ben Shapiro tweeted that Bill Clinton is “feeling the Bern” because he has syphilis. Today he follows up that bit of journalistic gold with a 2000-word screed in which him claims that Hillary Clinton lied about everything she said. Just a small excerpt: She spoke for approximately 24 minutes, and aside from her ...

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Todd Starnes Slams “Granny” Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton is two years younger than Starnes’ hero Donald Trump, who has seven grandchildren, but Starnes never lets pesky facts get in the way. Speaking of facts, check out the whopping error in his Fox News column: Bernie Sanders suggested we should be like the Norwegians, for crying out loud. And Jim Webb is actually more conservative than some ...

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Bernie Sanders Wins Drudge Debate Poll

Bernie Sanders won the Drudge Report debate poll, taking nearly ten times the total received by Hillary Clinton. Perhaps obviously, a lot of Tea People freeped the poll. The total number of votes is less than one-third of the 680K votes cast in the Drudge Report GOP poll last month. At this writing, Sanders has 59% of the votes and ...

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“Anchor Babies” Ad To Air During Dem Debate [VIDEO]

Via press release: Under current policy, when a citizen of another country gives birth to a child on U.S. soil, whether here as a tourist or illegally, the baby automatically gets U.S. citizenship along with taxpayer funded benefits. And once the baby gets citizenship, the parents eventually become eligible for U.S. citizenship and benefits too. Then the parents’ extended families ...

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REPORT: Woman Who Confronted Trump At Election Rally Was Planted By Jeb Bush Campaign [VIDEO]

Teabagistan is going apeshit today over the news that the young woman who yesterday confronted Donald Trump about women’s rights is actually a volunteer for the Bush campaign. The Washington Post reports: As Trump supporters googled [Lauren] Batchelder’s name, they found a resume listing “intern at Jeb Bush for President 2016” and a Twitter feed containing pro-Bush tweets. Daniel Scavino ...

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Right Wing PAC Mocks Democratic Debate [VIDEO]

America Rising, the right wing PAC founded by Mitt Romney’s 2012 campaign manager, is out today with an 80s sitcom-themed slap at the Democratic debate. The clip centers on Obama’s famous 2008 debate dig at Hillary Clinton when he told her that she’s “likable enough.” Watch below and note the lame Urkel impression.

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OREGON: Armed Teabaggers Protest Obama’s Arrival To Console Families Of Mass Shooting Victims [VIDEO]

Via the Associated Press: Holding signs saying the president was not welcome, more than 200 gun-rights activists protested Barack Obama’s visit on Friday to Oregon to meet with the families of victims of last week’s campus killings. The protesters stood outside Roseburg airport as Obama left a helicopter and got into a limousine that whisked him away for the private ...

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Breitbart Poll: Who Do You Want For House Speaker?

This afternoon Breitbart is running a live poll of its readers, asking for their pick to be the next House Speaker. Unsurprisingly the current leader is Tea Party favorite Trey Gowdy. The poll is open to all so if you have any suggestions of your own, here’s the link. Heh.

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Trump Reignites Civil War In Teabagistan

Teabagistan’s months-long civil war has smoldered quietly in recent weeks, but today Donald Trump stoked the embers in the series of tweeted attacks on Glenn Beck and Erick Erickson, the latter of whom famously disinvited Trump to a right-wing convention over Trump’s “blood coming out of her whatever” crack about Megyn Kelly. For his part, Erickson says that he hasn’t ...

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Nutjob Pastor Rick Wiles: “Crisis Actors” May Have Staged The Mass Shooting In Oregon [AUDIO]

“Several members of the ‘Trunews’ team and I were talking this morning in the office about the mysterious appearance of similar looking persons at the scenes of recent mass shootings. Could they be the same people? Could they be paid crisis actors and actresses? Is there a secret death squad at work in this country staging mass shootings in order ...

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How To Exploit A Mass Murder

Via Knoxville’s CBS affiliate: In the market for a gun? An East Tennessee store is offering a deal, as long as you’re a Christian. The owner of Frontier Firearms says the mass shooting in Oregon prompted the sale. “If Christians are going to be targeted, we need to protect ourselves,” said Brant Williams, Owner of Frontier Firearms. “The best way ...

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Matt Drudge: The Media Is Covering Up The Lovers Of “Old And Sick” Hillary Clinton

Saying that he hasn’t been photographed in eight years, yesterday closeted homosexual blogger Matt Drudge “appeared” off-camera on the whackadoodle InfoWars show where he told conspiracy nutjob Alex Jones that the media is shielding the lovers of “old and sick” Hillary Clinton. Politico reports: At the start of the segment, Jones said Drudge had surprised the Austin, Texas-based show with ...

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Bobby Jindal Blames Father Of Oregon Shooter

According to Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, the real culprit in the Oregon massacre is the shooter’s father for being an anti-gun advocate who was never in his son’s life. Seriously. Apparently single mothers bear zero responsibility in the outcome of their children. Talking Points Memo reports: “This killer’s father is now lecturing us on the need for gun control and ...

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Teabagger US House Candidate Fires Shotgun, Says She Is Hunting RINOs For Being Pro-Gay Feminists

In her just-issued campaign clip, former North Carolina Republican Party spokeswoman Kay Daly fires a shotgun and says she is hunting a RINO in the US House for being an immigrant-loving, pro-gay feminist. That RINO is Rep. Renee Elmers (R-NC) – who is a piece of fucking work herself. From the Raleigh News & Observer: The narrator in the ad ...

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Crazy Eyes: God Is Flooding The Carolinas Because He’s Pissed About USA Turning Its Back On Israel

According to former Rep. Michele Bachmann, God is flooding the fuck out of the Carolinas because America has turned its back on Israel.  Apparently being the #1 all-time recipient of US foreign aid just isn’t enough for the Lord Almighty.

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