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TEXAS: Gun Nuts To Stage Mock Mass Shooting

Unbelievable. Via the Austin Statesman: Gun rights groups say they will conduct a mock mass shooting this weekend at the University of Texas campus as they try to end gun-free zones. The Open Carry Walk and Crisis Performance Event will involve actors “shot” by perpetrators armed with cardboard weapons, said Matthew Short, a spokesman for the gun rights groups Come ...

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Palin: Trump Isn’t Un-American, Obama Is Un-American

“A broken system allowed terrorists to come to our home and slaughter Americans. A bold, non-politician candidate calls for a pause in this flawed bureaucratic program so it can be fixed, to make sure it doesn’t happen again. That’s commonsense, which is why the media and spineless pundits attack it. “A private university President in Virginia encourages students to exercise ...

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Nutjob Pamela Geller To Attorney General Loretta Lynch: “Come And Get Me, Biatch!” [AUDIO]

“I have one thing to say. Come and get me, biatch. If the Obama administration wants to go to war against freedom, wants to arrest me for my unalienable rights guaranteed under the First Amendment, I’m going to put on my little black dress, Joyce, my string of pearls and my thigh-highs and I’m going to head on down to ...

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Pat Robertson Defends Trump’s Muslim Ban [VIDEO]

Pat Robertson today cited a bogus anti-Muslim poll in his defense of Donald Trump’s immigration ban. Robertson is also upset that Trump is being “excoriated” all over the world, even by virtually all top Republicans. Watch below.

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KENTUCKY: Anti-Gay County Clerk Kim Davis Attends Swearing-In Of GOP Governor Matt Bevin

Yesterday Kim Davis attended the swearing-in and inaugural parties for Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin. According to the Liberty Counsel, Bevin won because of the Davis controversy. They write: “There is no question that the case of Kim Davis and the issue of religious freedom played a role in the Governor’s lopsided win,” said Mat Staver, Founder and Chairman of Liberty ...

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Donald Trump Has The TIME Magazine Loser Sadz

Trump didn’t even win TIME’s readers poll, but he’s still got the super-sadz about losing to Angela Merkel.

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Breitbart Headline Of The Day

Breitbart house homocon and misogynist Milo Whatsisopolous says that birth control makes women bitchy, unattractive, and slutty. From his conclusion: Of course, if your darling wife has been on the Pill for the last five years of your union, you’ve never actually met her in her true form. When she finally stops dosing, you will be faced with a woman ...

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Breitbart: Gay Marriage Is More Extreme Than Trump

This kind of ridiculous douchenozzlry could only come from John Nolte: “Almost all of the same shrill, hypocritical Leftists and DC Media-types screaming ‘religious freedom!’ in opposition to Trump’s immigration ban, are the very same fascists aggressively using the federal government to strip Americans protected by the Constitution of their human rights, specifically the right to honor their religious conscience. ...

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Todd Starnes: Trump Is Right And If You Don’t Like It That’s The Fault Of The Establishment GOP

“Donald Trump’s call to ban all Muslim immigration has caused anger and righteous indignation from Democrats and Republicans. Catholics and Baptists. But a good many folks across the fruited plain support Mr. Trump’s plan. Folks want to do whatever it takes to protect their families from the jihadists. If you move beyond the toxic politics – what Mr. Trump is ...

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Trump Again Threatens Independent Run

Today virtually all top GOP figures denounced Donald Trump including RNC chairman Reince Priebus, House Speaker Paul Ryan, and most of the GOP presidential field. (Notable exception: Ted Cruz.) Trump reacted this afternoon by once again hinting at an independent run. Please, please, please White Jesus, make it so.

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VIRGINIA: GOP State Del. “Sideshow” Bob Marshall Intros Bill To Override Federal LGBT Protections

GOP Virginia Del. “Sideshow” Bob Marshall, who failed in his 2014 bid for the US House despite an endorsement from Phyllis Schlafly, is back with more crazy talk. Via Blue Virginia: Well, now the Virginia General Assembly is gearing up for its 2016 session, and Sideshow Bob is baaaaack….with more crazy, hateful, bigoted legislation. This time, it’s HB77 on “sex ...

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NEVADA: GOP State Pol Michelle Fiore Volunteers To Shoot Syrian Refugees In The Head

Nevada GOP Assemblywoman Michello Fiore went viral in the last week with her holiday card which features every member of her family clutching guns. Today we learn that she would just love to “put a piece of brass” in the heads of Syrian refugees. Via Talking Points Memo: During her weekly show on Las Vegas radio station KWDN, Fiore discussed ...

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Maddow: Is Trump Committing Campaign Suicide?

In last night’s report about Donald Trump’s call to ban all Muslims from entering the United States, Rachel Maddow wondered if Trump is purposely trying to “blow up his presidential campaign.” Maddow: “Is he trying to get himself effectively kicked out of the Republican party so there’s no longer a threat he might actually get nominated as that party’s nominee ...

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PHILADELPHIA: Paper Compares Trump To Hitler, Neo-Nazi Groups Celebrate Call For Muslim Ban

The Philadelphia Daily News has earned international attention this morning for today’s front page. The UK’s Independent reports: Donald Trump has been likened to the historical far-right as his campaign is backed by neo-Nazi fascists, in the wake of remarks calling for all Muslim immigration to be banned. The Tuesday edition of the Philadelphia Daily News, a tabloid with a ...

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Ben Shapiro: Donald Trump Is Idiotic

Ben Shapiro is VERY upset with Donald Trump. Enjoy: “Trump is not referring only to foreign Muslims. He says his ban applies to ‘everyone.’ If that’s the case, why would he quash the rights of millions of Muslim Americans, many of whom serve in the police and armed services? How would he propose to take away rights without due process? ...

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Fox Suspends Two Commentators For Profanities

Early today Fox Business Channel analyst Ralph Peters said that President Obama is a “total pussy.” Shortly afterwards Clueless actress turned teabagger Stacey Dash was over on Fox News where she said President Obama is “full of shit.” Both have been suspended. CNN reports: Two Fox News commentators were suspended on Monday for using profanities while criticizing President Obama on ...

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Donald Trump: Ban All Muslim Immigration

Donald Trump today called for ban on all Muslim immigration to the United States. The message was delivered in a rare written statement from the Trump campaign. It reads in full: Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on. According ...

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IOWA: Ted Cruz Takes Lead In New Poll

Ted Cruz has taken his first polling lead in an early state. CNN reports: Ted Cruz has overtaken Donald Trump in Iowa, according to a Monmouth University survey of Iowa Republicans released Monday. If the caucuses were held today, Cruz would win with 24% support to Trump’s 19% backing. Marco Rubio comes in a close third with 17% and Ben ...

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Fox Analyst: Obama Is “Such A Total Pussy” [VIDEO]

Fox News analyst Ralph Peters this morning reacted to President Obama’s speech on terrorism with this: “Mr. President we’re not afraid, we’re angry, we’re pissed off, we’re furious! We want you to react, we want you to do something! You’re afraid! This guy is such a total pussy, it’s stunning.” Host Stuart Varney then chided Peters, saying, “I can tell ...

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New York Times Trolls Its Critics

Over the weekend wingnut commentator Erick Erickson was so incensed by a New York Times gun control editorial that he literally shot seven holes in his copy of the paper. Erickson then posted an image of the bullet-riddled paper and asked his followers to do the same. Today a Times reporter trolled Erickson right back.

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