Teabagistan

Trump Taunts NFL Team Owner Over Loss: If You’d Supported Me Your Team Would Be In The Playoffs

During the 2012 election, Donald Trump several times tweeted out praise for his “good friend” who was then raising money for Mitt Romney. But today this happened: Donald Trump on Monday taunted New York Jets owner Woody Johnson, a supporter of rival Jeb Bush, after his NFL team’s season-ending loss the previous day. The tweet from Trump, a vocal backer …

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Sanders Smacks Down Pro-Trump Heckler [VIDEO]

At a Massachusetts rally on Saturday, Bernie Sanders was confronted by a front-row pro-Trump heckler who was waving a sign that read “Obama is as Cristain as Bruce Jenner is a woman.” Yes, the sign said “Cristain.” Watch how Sanders handled him below.

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Vanilla ISIS: We Won’t Fire Unless The Feds Do

Via Breitbart: One member of an armed group occupying a federal building at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge near Burns, Oregon has made a video to share the occupiers’ side of the story. Ammon Bundy, son of infamous Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy, has acted as a spokesman for the group for media outlets such as CNN. In a video posted …

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Trump: Hillary Enabled Bill’s “Seedy” Infidelity [VIDEO]

Jezebel reports: Donald Trump, the ochre villain in a Veggie Tales cartoon, appeared on your television Monday morning to express his continuing concern about Bill Clinton’s penis. He called the former president “seedy” and “one of the great woman abusers of all time,” adding that Hillary Clinton is his “enabler.” Trump also took time to again accuse Hillary Clinton of …

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Taiwanese Animators On “Y’all Qaeda” [VIDEO]

YouTube’s popular Taiwanese animators have rushed out their take on the teabagger militia currently occupying a federal building in Oregon. The clip below mocks the FBI for doing nothing so far and pointedly notes what would have happened if these “protesters” were black.

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Trump Launches First Television Ad [VIDEO]

Donald Trump launched his first television ad this morning. Via The Hill: “The politicians can pretend it’s something else, but Donald Trump calls it radical Islamic terrorism,” a narrator says over images of the San Bernardino, Calif., shooters. “That’s why he’s calling for a temporary shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until we can figure out what’s going on.” …

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Texas Gov To Obama: Come Try And Take My Gun

From the Associated Press: Texas Gov Greg Abbott criticized President Barack Obama’s plan to move ahead with possible executive actions on guns in a tweet in which he told the Commander-in-Chief to ‘come & take’ the state’s guns. Obama said in his weekly radio address that he is looking for ways to keep guns out of the hands of ‘a …

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Trump: Hillary Created ISIS With Obama [VIDEO]

Typical. And the crowd goes wild. CNN reports: Donald Trump on Saturday said the policies of President Barack Obama and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton “created ISIS,” the furthest the GOP front-runner has gone in tying the Obama administration’s policies to the rise of the terror group. Trump offered no evidence for his claim here at the Mississippi Coast …

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OREGON: Heavily Armed Teabagger Militia Seizes Federal Wildlife Refuge Building [VIDEO]

It’s the Bundy Ranch, part 2. Vox reports: A militia protesting the “tyranny” of the federal government seized the headquarters of a federal wildlife refuge in Oregon on Saturday and in a video posted to Facebook, called on “patriots” from all over the country to come to the refuge with their guns to join their fight. Among the militia’s members …

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VIRAL VIDEO: About Trump’s Speech Patterns

Here’s a fascinating look at Donald Trump’s speech patterns and his “huckster’s knack” for selling himself. Over 300,000 views in just two days. Watch below.

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Breitbart: Rubio Donor Behind Anti-Trump Skywriting

Via Breitbart: It turns out that the millionaire GOP establishment donor who bankrolled the anti-Donald Trump skywriting at the Rose Bowl parade on New Year’s Day isn’t just any ordinary donor-class millionaire. He’s backing Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) the man who is emerging as the anti-conservative establishment and donor-class candidate for president in 2016. According to the Center for Responsive …

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Ted Cruz Celebrates 2016 By Telling Lame Joke About Obama Leaving The White House [VIDEO]

Canadian immigrant Ted Cruz last night appeared on Fox News to celebrate the final year of Obama’s presidency and Hillary Clinton’s coming “permanent retirement.” Right. Cruz then launched into a lame joke about a Marine repeatedly asking for Obama at the gates of the White House. Watch below.

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Ted Cruz To Volunteers: Attacks On Me Are Coming So Strap On The Full Armor Of God

Via the Washington Post: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) told volunteers Thursday he believes the Republican presidential contest will be decided in the next 90 days, but warned them to get ready for a nasty ride. “I want to tell everyone to get ready, strap on the full armor of God, get ready for the attacks that are coming,” a hoarse-sounding …

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Chaos At Dr. Stabby’s Campaign: Top Staffers Bail Over Clashes With Allegedly Closeted Adviser

Via Talking Points Memo: Two top aides to Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson resigned from the campaign and predicted a wave of departures to come Thursday, casting the troubled campaign into uncertainty with just a month until the Iowa caucuses. Campaign manager Barry Bennett and communications director Doug Watts resigned over conflict with Armstrong Williams, a Carson adviser the campaign …

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Trump Reminds Voters: Ted Cruz Is Cuban [VIDEO]

Waving a bible at an Iowa rally, last night Donald Trump thought he’d remind voters that Ted Cruz is Cuban. Trump: “In all fairness, to the best of my knowledge, not too many evangelicals come out of Cuba, OK? Just remember that, OK? Just remember. When you’re casting your ballot, remember.” Watch below.

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Donald Trump: Environmentalists (And Probably Obama) Want To Take My Hairspray [VIDEO]

Via Business Insider: During a Wednesday campaign speech, real-estate mogul Donald Trump launched into a one-minute complaint about environmentalists and hairspray. Trump first mocked US President Barack Obama for prioritizing climate-change policies despite flying around the planet in “an old Boeing 747, with the old engines and spewing stuff.” “So he’s got a problem with the carbon footprint!” Trump exclaimed. …

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Sarah Palin Lists Her Arizona Mansion For $2.5 Million

Sarah Palin is selling her sprawling 8000-sf Arizona mansion with a listed price of $2.5 million – nearly a million more than she paid for it four years ago. The Los Angeles Times has the details: The main house is a blend of Santa Barbara, Tuscan and Spanish styles. High ceilings, chandeliers and wrought-iron railings are among interior details. A …

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Daily Beast: Blame Trump’s Dominance On Matt Drudge

Daily Beast columnist Michael Tomasky today posits that the Trump juggernaut can in part be credited to closeted blogger Matt Drudge and his 700 million monthly site hits. Tomasky writes: What they’ve been getting for the last six months is a steady stream of pro-Trump agitprop. Drudge’s own weird, quasi-libertarian, crypto-racialist-populist political views have found their perfect echo in Trump’s …

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Trump Spox Wears Bullet Necklace On CNN, Threatens To Wear Fetus Necklace Next Time [VIDEO]

The Hill reports: Donald Trump’s spokeswoman Katrina Pierson responded to criticism over a necklace made of bullets she wore on air by saying she might wear a necklace made of fetuses to draw attention to the issue of abortion. Pierson, who joined the Trump campaign in early November, has drawn scrutiny for several controversial remarks she’s made. Earlier this month, …

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New Ted Cruz Ad: I’m Winning For Jesus [VIDEO]

From Caffeinated Thoughts: Yesterday, U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) released a new ad that lacks any spoken narration, but highlights court victories he had as a private attorney and as Solicitor General of Texas. The ad that will air statewide in Iowa through January 3rd highlights Cruz’s victories defending the Mojave Memorial Cross, the Texas Capitol Ten Commandments monument, the …

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