Teabagistan

Huckabee: Hate Groups Won’t Endorse Me Because They Know I’ll Put Them Out Of Business [AUDIO]

Yesterday Mike Huckbee told Todd Starnes that right wing groups won’t endorse him because they know he’ll totally stop abortion and gay marriage and then they won’t be able to raise money. Right Wing Watch has the quote and the audio: “As I’ve often said, ‘I don’t go to them, I come from them,’ but because of that I do …

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How About Some Oregon Militia Homoerotic Fan Fiction?

JMG reader Scott points us to the Twitter account of Colin Meloy, lead singer for The Decemberists, who has launched the hilarious hashtag #bundyeroticfanfic. More examples are below. The Portland Mercury‘s Shelby King plays along: “Hungry and cold, Ammon soon found his limbs entwined with Trevor’s. He was unsure where he ended and Trevor began. ‘It’s for warmth,’ he told …

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White House LOLs At Trump/Cruz Birther Battle

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest is clearly enjoying the birther battle ripping across Teabagistan this week. Watch below. Earnest: “It would be quite ironic if after 7 or 8 years of drama around the president’s birth certificate if Republican primary voters were to choose Senator Cruz as their nominee. Somebody who actually wasn’t born in the United States and …

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Ann Coulter Goes Birther On Ted Cruz

Ann Coulter is dancing from her puppet master’s strings. Via Talking Points Memo: Conservative pundit Ann Coulter, who once dismissed birthers as “cranks,” suggested Wednesday that Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) may be ineligible for the presidency because he is not a “natural born citizen.” In a series of tweets, Coulter, an ardent anti-immigration advocate, suggested that Cruz was not a …

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Melania Trump: I Leave The Politics To My Husband

“I’m choosing not to go political in public because that is my husband’s job. I’m very political in private life, and between me and my husband I know everything that is going on. I follow from A to Z. But I chose not to be on the campaign. I made that choice. I have my own mind. I am my …

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Twitter Has Field Day With Oregon Militia “Tarpman”

A 55-year old Mormon member of those Oregon militia nutjobs is sitting in a rocking chair under a blue tarp, apparently ready to kill any federal agents who point a weapon at him. Watch MSNBC’s report below and enjoy some of the mocking on Twitter. Members of the group claim that they fear violent reprisals from the feds at any …

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Sarah Palin Mocks Obama’s Tears For Breitbart

“Obama wept. America is forced to weep over Obama’s release of violent criminals into our communities – like the 121 illegal aliens who committed murders after they were released from custody by the Obama administration instead of being deported. And that doesn’t take into account the others we don’t know about. “The whole world weeps waiting for American leadership in …

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The New York Daily News Strikes Again

The New York Daily News today again strikes effectively at the gun lobby, calling the GOP “the party of pro-death.” Today’s front page calls out Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Carly Fiorina, and Paul Ryan for their “blood-soaked chase for cheap votes.” Yesterday the tabloid blasted the NRA for its “act of terror” in tweeting out a bullet-strewn image of pro-gun …

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More Palin Family Drama: Bristol’s Ex-Fiance Sues For Custody & Child Support For New Baby

TMZ reports that 2011 Medal Of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer has sued Bristol Palin for the joint legal and physical custody of Sailor Grace, the baby girl Bristol allegedly gave birth to on December 23rd. Meyer is also asking for child support. We say “allegedly” because a Palin-watch blog contends that Bristol actually gave birth in November, raising the possibility …

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FINALLY: Donald Trump Goes Birther On Ted Cruz

Donald Trump today finally picked up the anti-Cruz birther meme that has been burbling across Teabagistan for more than a year. The Washington Post reports: Donald Trump said in an interview that rival Ted Cruz’s Canadian birthplace was a “very precarious” issue that could make the senator from Texas vulnerable if he became the Republican presidential nominee. “Republicans are going …

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Ted Cruz Money Beg: Obama Wants Your Guns

JMG reader Wyatt points us to the latest money beg by Ted Cruz, who would like a donation of $35 or more to “make the Reagan Revolution happen again.” The Cruz camp fails to mention that Reagan was shot by a mentally ill man whose gun purchase might be thwarted today under the very rules just announced by President Obama.

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Glenn Beck: Obama’s Gun Control Actions Will Lead To Suicides By Mentally Ill People [VIDEO]

This afternoon Glenn Beck declared that President Obama’s gun control measures will lead to suicides by mentally ill people who won’t seek treatment lest their names be put on a gun confiscation list. Seriously. Oh, and this will also lead to a black market for psychiatry. For realz. Watch below.

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Breitbart Editor: Obama Put Something On His “Fascist Finger” To Fake “Fascist Tears” For Dead Kids

Raving nutbag Breitbart editor John Nolte has fired off a half-dozen tweets in which he claims that President Obama smeared something on his “fascist finger” before touching his face to create “fascist tears” for the children murdered in mass shootings. We must presume that like the NRA, Nolte is a heartless ghoul who celebrates every time a toddler takes a …

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TERRORIST THREAT: NRA Tweets Photo Showing Bullets Next To Pro-Gun Control New York Lawmakers

The Guardian reports: A National Rifle Association publication targeted a pair of New York state legislators who sponsored recent bills aimed at limiting ammunition by tweeting a threatening photo on Monday of several bullets strewn across polaroid pictures of the two women. New York state senator Roxanne Persaud and Assemblywoman Jo Anne Simon, both Democrats in Brooklyn, sponsored twin bills …

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Fox News Host Andrea Tantaros: Check Obama’s Podium For Raw Onions, He Faked Those Tears For Children Murdered In Mass Shootings [VIDEO]

Via Raw Story:  Fox News host Andrea Tantaros suggested on Tuesday President Barack Obama had used a “raw onion” to produce fake tears for shooting victims during his press conference on gun violence. After a commercial break, Fox News replayed a clip of Obama with tears flowing down his face. Tantaros said that she didn’t buy the emotion because “he …

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Ben Shapiro Has The Gun Control Sadz

You guys, little Benji Shapiro is really very super terribly upset about the gun control actions announced today by President Obama. He’s so upset, he’s going to stomp right down to his local gun shop/dollar store as soon as everybody reads his petulant tirade on the Daily Signal. An excerpt: President Obama just delivered the most stomach-churning press conference in …

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New Ted Cruz Ad: They’re Takin’ Our Jerbs! [VIDEO]

Breitbart recaps: A new television ad from Sen. Ted Cruz shows a bunch of professionals in business attire crossing the U.S. border with Mexico illegally, purportedly showing them coming into America to take jobs away from America’s elite. “I understand that when the mainstream media covers immigration, it doesn’t often see it as an economic issue,” Cruz says, using audio …

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NBC Poll: Donald Trump Holds 17-Point Lead

In the first national poll released this year, Donald Trump continues to hold a double-digit lead. The Hill reports: Trump is supported by 35 percent of Republican and GOP-leaning registered voters in the online survey, with Sens. Ted Cruz (Texas) and Marco Rubio (Fla.) at 18 and 13 percent, respectively. All other candidates poll in single digits, with retired neurosurgeon …

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Dr. Stabby’s Campaign Chair: Reinstate DADT [AUDIO]

CNN reports: Ben Carson’s new campaign chairman, retired Major Gen. Robert F. Dees, says it’s time for the U.S. to reevaluate military policies like letting women serve in combat positions and allowing openly gay troops to serve. Carson is debuting his “reinvigorated” campaign after a holiday shakeup that included the departure of a handful of top advisers and new leadership, …

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“Mexican” Border In Trump Ad Is Actually In Morocco

Busted! Via Mediaite: Republican presidential Donald Trump‘s newest ad purports to show thousands of illegal immigrants streaming across the Mexican border. But evidence has emerged proving the event in the ad actually took place an entire ocean away. Fact-checking website Politifact wasted no time in examining the first television ad from their 2015 Lie of the Year winner. They found …

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