Teabagistan

Drudge Report Slams The GOP’s “Seven Dwarfed”

Breitbart celebrates: The Drudge Report summarized Thursday night’s GOP debate, which frontrunner Donald Trump skipped, with the headline: “The Seven Dwarfed!” That assessment matches the consensus, left and right, from media observers: that Trump benefited from staging a fundraiser for wounded veterans, where he appeared relaxed, magnanimous, and in command, rather than placing himself in the crosshairs of the Fox …

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LIVE VIDEO: Main Stage GOP Debate

The seventh GOP main stage presidential debate begins in Ames, Iowa at 9PM Eastern. Donald Trump won’t be there – but Megyn Kelly will – so it should prove entertaining to watch Ted Cruz make his attacks. The event is being live-streamed at FoxNews.com and no cable provider login is required. Embedded below is WaPo’s live video. Watch along and …

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LIVE VIDEO: Seventh GOP Undercard Debate

The seventh GOP presidential debates happen tonight in Ames, Iowa where the four kids table candidates will take the stage at 7PM Eastern. Hey, Jim Gilmore! Who’s that? The event will be live-streamed at FoxNews.com and no cable system login is required. A live-stream from YouTube is also embedded below. Watch along with us and join the snark-fest.

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Trump Retweets Racist’s Attack On Megyn Kelly

As you surely know, Donald Trump regularly forwards messages from white supremacists and neo-Nazis to his six million Twitter followers. Today he did so again with the above image created by a man who yesterday also depicted the First Lady having sex with a gorilla. Today’s poorly-photoshopped image falsely claims that Fox News is co-owned by a Saudi prince, but …

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Huck & Frothy To Attend Trump’s Anti-Fox Event

Desperately grabbing onto Trump’s coattails. The Washington Post reports: Former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee and former senator of Pennsylvania Rick Santorum will attend a pro-veterans rally hosted by fellow GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump on Thursday evening, an event the billionaire real estate mogul organized to counterprogram the seventh GOP debate hosted by Fox News. Huckabee will attend the event …

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Bristol Palin Flops Badly With “Who Wore It Better?” Blog Poll: Tina Fey Leads Sarah Palin By 9-1 Margin

“I’m sure many of you saw Tina Fey, who sounds nothing like my mom, do a skit based on my Mom’s endorsement of Donald Trump. I don’t know about you, but hearing her fake accent is like nails on a chalkboard for me! I may be biased, but I think my mom trumps her in the looks department. (Especially for …

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Veterans Groups To Trump: Keep Your Money

CNN reports: Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America founder Paul Rieckhoff tweeted Wednesday that he would decline any contributions that came from the event, which Trump has proposed in place of his attending Fox News’ debate this week. “If offered, @IAVA will decline donations from Trump’s event. We need strong policies from candidates, not to be used for political stunts,” …

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Dr. Stabby Turns On His Allegedly Closeted Adviser: Armstrong Williams Isn’t The “Epitome Of Truth”

As his campaign continues to come of the rails, Ben Carson today turned on his longtime adviser Armstrong Williams. Via the Wall Street Journal: Ben Carson said his top outside adviser and longtime friend Armstrong Williams is dishonest – a failing he also attributed to political opponents and the media that has covered his campaign. “Armstrong is not necessarily the …

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EMI Music Takes Down Trump’s Freedom Girls

The surreal Hitler Youth-esque tribute to Donald Trump recently performed by a trio of young girl at a Trump rally has been removed from YouTube due to a copyright infringement claim filed by EMI Music. The melody to Ameritude (ugh) had been lifted from George M. Cohan’s World War I anthem Over There and publishing rights to the tune are …

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Huckabee Fails With Lame Adele Parody [VIDEO]

Oh, good grief. The Week mocks: Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee’s campaign took a turn for the utterly bizarre Wednesday when he released a music video parody of “Hello” by Adele. As if that wasn’t ill-advised enough, it seems from the lyrics that Huckabee is trying to win over Iowa — where he won the caucuses in 2008 but is …

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Ted Cruz: Tell “Ducking Donald” To Debate Me [VIDEO]

Ted Cruz has launched DuckingDonald.com in which he depicts Donald Trump as Scrooge McDuck and demands a “mano-a-mano” debate. The page asks supporters to weigh on whether Trump should accept his debate challenge, but of course to vote you must register for the Cruz campaign money beg list. Including on the page is a video of Cruz’s appearance last night …

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Breitbart Turns On News Corp CEO Rupert Murdoch: He And Fox News Secretly Support Illegal Immigration

In their top story this morning, Trump World Headquarters unloaded both barrels at News Corp CEO Rupert Murdoch. They write: In asking the question of “what’s wrong over there?” Trump has shined a spotlight on one of Washington’s best kept secrets: namely, Fox’s role via its founder Rupert Murdoch in pushing an open borders agenda. The Trump campaign is a …

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Rep. Steve King: Trump Is Buying Endorsements

Nutjob Rep. Steve King took GOP infighting to a new level yesterday. Politico reports: Ted Cruz’s most influential backers, stunned by Donald Trump’s commanding lead and growing list of endorsements, opened a new line of attack against the GOP front-runner on Tuesday – suggesting the New Yorker is buying support. One of Cruz’s most important surrogates in Iowa, Rep. Steve …

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BREAKING: Ammon Bundy Arrested After Shootout With Federal Agents, One Oregon Militia Member Dead

Portland’s ABC affiliate has the breaking news: One person is dead and several others, including Oregon occupation leader Ammon Bundy, were detained following a confrontation with the FBI and state police Tuesday night. It all began with a traffic stop while Bundy and some of his followers were en route to a community meeting in John Day, about 70 miles …

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Fox News Mocks After Trump Threatens To Skip Debate Because Megyn Kelly Has A Bloody Wherever

For the last few days Donald Trump has been escalating his demand that Megyn Kelly be removed as moderator of the coming Fox News debate due to her extreme bias in being a journalist. This afternoon Trump even launched a poll on Twitter, asking supporters if he should boycott. (Respondents split evenly.) Tonight Fox reacted with a snarky press release: …

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And The Teabagistan Civil War Rages On

Teabagistan’s long-raging civil war gained fresh fuel last week when 22 high-profile right wingers wrote anti-Trump essays for the conservative standard-bearer National Review. Today’s poutrage target on Breitbart is a new National Review column which essentially alleges that Trump’s supporters are uncultured semi-literate hillbillies. Ahem. From the column: Thomas Aquinas cautioned against “homo unius libri,” a warning that would not …

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OREGON: Militia Member Promises End To Standoff If Chris Christie Wins Sumo Challenge Match [VIDEO]

Oregon Live reports: It’s Day 24 of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge standoff near Burns. Just how bored are the armed militants occupying the property’s gift shop/office building? One of the more broad-in-the-beam “patriots” has posted a YouTube video with a bizarro challenge to New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie: Come to Oregon and battle him in 10 sumo rounds. If …

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TEXAS: Planned Parenthood Investigation Backfires, Grand Jury Instead Indicts Hoax Video Makers

The Houston Chronicle reports: A Harris County grand jury investigating allegations that a Planned Parenthood clinic in Houston illegally sold the tissue of aborted fetuses has cleared the organization of wrongdoing and instead indicted two anti-abortion activists behind the undercover videos that sparked the probe. Secret videographers David Daleiden and Sandra Merritt were both indicted on charges of tampering with …

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World Net Daily: Martial Law Was Declared In NYC

Today’s top story on World Net Daily:  It’s the nagging fear many have about our government: what would happen if martial law was declared? New York City just found out, at least temporarily. Eleven states as well as Washington D.C. declared states of emergency in the wake of the massive record-breaking snowstorm which blanketed the East. But New York City …

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Rick Perry Endorses Ted Cruz

This is a game-changer, said nobody. Via Politico: “Of those individuals who have a chance to win the Republican primary, at this juncture, from my perspective, Ted Cruz is by far the most consistent conservative in that crowd,” Perry said. “And that appears to be down to two people.” Perry, who is famously skilled at retail politics, will campaign with …

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